A Broken Comic

Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by Urk, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Urk Archivist / Cartoonist / Stripper

    It was suggested that I start a thread for a comic that I started in Okay, partner. Draw!. I was lurking on QT3 a little before the implosion, came over here after that, and started lurking again.

    I love avatars here, because while reading threads I start making dinosaur and airplane noises while imagining different posters' avatars going on surreal adventures. Never had a chance to really tie anything together into a more cohesive plot until I saw Dan's post here. The evolving mess you see below is the result of that.

  2. Urk Archivist / Cartoonist / Stripper

    [ALIEN ACTIVITY]
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  3. Urk Archivist / Cartoonist / Stripper

    [ALIEN ACTIVITY]
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  4. Soli-chan Magister Mundi Elyscape

    *giddily pops up from the gloaming to love thread to pieces oh yes*

    EDIT: Oh uh, should I wait til you're done securing placeholding posts? ^^;;
  5. Urk Archivist / Cartoonist / Stripper

    Nah, that's all. I don't think I'll have the steam to make a Homeric Epic, unfortunately.
    Antiqua, Kie, PARAdoxial and 13 others like this.
  6. Creole Ned Being Nice For A Week

    This is equal parts wonderful and weird.
    Elyscape, Antiqua, Kie and 9 others like this.
  7. Lizard_King Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I've probably stepped in it enough, but to be clear if you never update it again it will still have been awesome, and if you only update it whenever you feel like doing so across the next few decades it will still be more than enough. There are some forms of forum metacommentary, along the lines of Klamiti 's famous charts, that get to dictate their own terms. This is all of them.
    Skarrow, MariPanda, Reldan and 26 others like this.
  8. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    This is now my favourite thread on the site. Even if nearly all threads I've read are my favourite thread on the site. But this one gets a special place in my heart.
    Skarrow, Antiqua, Kie and 12 others like this.
  9. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    This is instantly best thread.

    Edit: DAMN YOU Randissimo
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  10. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    DON'T TRY TO DEFEAT A PROFESSIONAL FROM THE LP THREAD.

    And by professional, I mean completely insane and possibly addicted to liking posts. Possibly.
    Antiqua, Kie, PARAdoxial and 11 others like this.
  11. Neopythia Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NYC
    Yeah, this is already amazing. As much as I want to read more, don't feel pressured to post. Do it when your're inspired and when you're ready.
  12. Meserach Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Blighty
    *enters thread*

    *likes every post without even reading them*
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  13. Urk Archivist / Cartoonist / Stripper

    I have a few ideas queued up. Making people happy makes me happy, and I haven't been this excited about going home from work in a long time. I find that I can sometimes just flop over into bed after a full day of software engineering since I'm too mentally exhausted to do anything else.

    I've been apprehensive since humor is a dicey subject for me to handle, and can fall flat easily even if I think I know my audience. Best case scenario, no one cares. This buys time to make a quick getaway before anyone notices how bad the joke actually was. Worst case scenario, instant excommunication. Except for BF, that is. You get likes instead.
    Skarrow, MariPanda, Antiqua and 23 others like this.
  14. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

    Meserach, when did you become an LPer?

    Also, Urk, glad to hear you're excited about posting your awesome comics here. It's good to be proud of something you created, especially something as beautiful as your comics.
    Antiqua, Kie, AaronSofaer and 8 others like this.
  15. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Vegas
    I don't think I've ever clicked watch thread before, but this is fucking awesome.
  16. Meserach Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Blighty
  17. Randissimo Hatoful Pigeon

  18. Adekan Beer

    Location:
    Maine
    This is possibly the greatest thing ever. Feel free to do more!
    Antiqua, Meserach, Randissimo and 2 others like this.
  19. Dan Lawrence Sangry Grognard

    Location:
    Queen Danni
    A beginning is a very delicate time.

    Know then that it is the year 2013. The known forum-verse is ruled by the Fatbird Emperor Lum IV, my father. In this time, the most precious substance in the universe is the like. The like extends life. The like expands consciousness. The like is vital to space travel.

    The LP Forum and its participants, who the like has mutated over 4,000 years, use a hyper-active form of liking, which gives them the ability to fold space. That is, travel to any part of the forum-verse without moving.

    Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you — the like exists on only one forum in the entire universe. A desolate, dry forum with vast deserts. Hidden away within the rocks of these deserts are a people known as the Gorgnards, who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah who would lead them to true freedom. The forum is called Broken (also known as BF).



    Also, this thread reminded me of this recent page of MSPA. I hope we don't destroy you with effusive praise Urk!
  20. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

    The Spice must flow.
  21. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Portland
    Urk, these comics are truly great. I really cannot overemphasize how much I enjoy and appreciate them.
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  22. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    *Spazzes likes in every direction*

    And just to clarify, the fact Javert actually is an LP hallmark now makes me marvelously happy. I think if I can make Victor Hugo spin in his grave just one more revolution a minute I can get France to light into one, glorious tangent about Argot.
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  23. RSharp Armchair Designer

    Yay! This is amazingly cool!
    Elyscape, Antiqua, Meserach and 2 others like this.
  24. Rapunzel Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Kansas City
    I'll be Sjofn 's evil grand vizier any day.
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  25. mum Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Corium flow
    Great that you made this thread as I was now able to like the post(s) containing your comics once more.
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  26. Teddybear of Death Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Dystopia
    Of course Javert is there, his sideburns are rad, bro.

    My favorite thing so far is the Elyscape finch, sandwich, eye tower of lasers.

    Urk, your art is truley gorgeous. If you don't do something in art already, you should consider it.
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  27. Lizzy Despondent Fancybear

    ONE OF US! ONE OF US!
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  28. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

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  29. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

    Needs more mecha.

    Seriously, though - that art is astounding.
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  30. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    Much like BrokenForum itself!
    MariPanda, Antiqua, Skibblu and 7 others like this.
  31. sinnick Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Ontario
    The next comic will feature Dan Lawrence as an animated pile of skulls, holding a Gom Jabbar.
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  32. Kalle Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Sweden
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  33. seventimessix Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Colorado
    The tapir fighter squadron is pretty much the greatest thing ever.
    Antiqua, Hammett, Meserach and 7 others like this.
  34. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    No. Everything about this is the greatest thing ever.
    Skarrow, MariPanda, Antiqua and 8 others like this.
  35. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Oh man, thank you for tagging me, the giant viking lop fucking made my day. Urk, you are totally rad, the bunny is adorable and threatening at the same time. <3

    And the first comic! It made me laugh out loud. <3 <3


    EDIT: basically, ALL THE FEELS
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  36. Ingmar Armchair Designer

    Location:
    California
  37. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    These comics are awesome, Urk! Although personally, I think it's totally possible to split ones time between the LP forum and Grognard central, but I guess I'm some kind of crazy ninja. Well, crazy, at least. (I will admit, it was spotting the Servo Skull that pushed me over from like to love. Well, that, and the depiction of @Thoro's beardcats. So good!)
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  38. Muffin Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Austin, TX
    Goddamn, y'all have already pre-liked the placeholders.
  39. Creole Ned Being Nice For A Week

    [ALIEN ACTIVITY]


    *waits like a zoologist hiding in the bushes*
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  40. Shake Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Portland
    I think it might be a reference to XCOM. When it's the enemy's turn and you have no LoS on the baddies, it shows blankness or fog or something and reads [ALIEN ACTIVITY].

    Could be wrong but I hope I'm right.
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