I just re-read the comic that introduced Creole Ned, and actually read the text on the coupons. "12 for 1" and "120% off." No wonder Raife is under his nefarious mind control! With discounts like that, I probably would be too!
I have no clue what in the fuck is happening anymore. Note to self: Do not include the cinematic trailer music for Ultimate Model View Controller 3 and Swedish power metal in playlist alongside Disney songs and Chopin. I'll suddenly end up with an inconvenient asskicking out of nowhere and no plot to show for it.
I don't know either, but if I were to make up a nonsensical reason for it, I'd suggest that maybe it has something to do with user #504 being russellmz, and russellmz's avatar includes a bunch of baby duckies, and his current title reads "I pretty much live here." If we assume that because Bahimiron's avatar is also a duck, and that the address on the building represents the residence of all the baby ducks in russellmz's avatar, then perhaps it is also safe to assume Bahimiduck is swooping in to protect the nest from wandering offensive dickweeds, so to speak. Although, it's a shame the baby duckies probably all exploded with the building. Nice going Bahimiron. That's all I've got. I'll be interpreting ancient prophetic apocryphical biblical manuscripts for modern application if anybody needs me.
Urk this comic of yours should be titled Broken: An Inconvenient Asskicking Out Of Nowhere And No Plot To Show For It That's not meant to be an insult* *Brought to you by the Bill Dungsroman Preservation of Feels Foundation
I like it even more now because Adree goes full fucking Super Saiyan Offensive Dickweed and fends off Bahimiron's surprise bomb attack via the power of MOTHERFUCKING COFFEE. His expression never changes, he flips off Bahim without a single thought as he sips his coffee, so his power level must be OVER 9000!
This is their morning routine. Bahi regularly attacks Adree's cuppa suddenly and without warning because lifelong bitter hatred! And yanno, for landscaping purposes. Also that chunka 504 looks like the state of Michigan.
Still needs more mecha. Coffee weapons could prove useful given the physics established. Capable of releasing an incredible amount of energy by exposing it to shock - impact weapons are the obvious answer to make use of that. Bombs and small shells. Then you have more esoteric uses. Could pump coffee through channels in the surface of the mech to make it glow. Wouldn't actually have any other effect, but fuck it. Glowing makes things faster/stronger/more betterer by default. Coffee beams? Would need to be very large to focus the caffeinate discharge phenomenon's output into a coherent beam, but if you could do that and release it you're looking at a ridiculously powerful weapon. Punch through armor like nothing.
I prefer to use deep characters who grow over the course of the series for my avatar material. Also, I stole Matt's image.
Holy shit, I didn't even notice that. That's awesome. This page involved a lot less planning than previous pages. Had an old sci-fi fantasy webcomic where this was possible, expensive, and not very effective at anything other than keeping your tachyon-capable navigator dragons awake for long trips through warp space. I'm going to shift these to weekly or bi-weekly updates and release in batches, since the adrenaline's worn off a little.
The discharge from Adree's cup creates a tremendous blast, though. If we're assuming physics are consistent (and surely they are) then that means that coffee carries a huge amount of energy in this comic - it's volatile and highly explosive. A mug could probably act as an effective shield against coffee weaponry, but anything that's not mug will be reduced to rubble. Adree has a tiny, tiny amount of coffee! Loading a powder keg with it - for instance - and just kinda kicking that at someone would result in a horrifyingly huge explosion. Odds are that coffee weapons would be banned by international law; a full-on caffeinated war would take countless lives in a single day. Would try to get some equations if I had a better idea of the exact blast radius.
