Discussion in 'The Bridge Over The River Kawaii' started by Alko Boom, Jan 26, 2013.
It feels like they took the romantic part of my story and Twilighted it.
Hey guys, what's going on in this thr-
...I still kinda can't get over having been shipped. So awkward hilarious, man.
Ahem. So do you remember when I said I would stop? That was a lie. A filthy lie.
Holy shit I can TOTALLY see that last one happening
It perfectly captures my reaction upon entering this thread.
I didn't bring any delicious shippings pizza, though.
Can we ship you with Pizza then ?
I am okay with this.
Okay, this has ashamed me into stopping. I'm so, so sorry.
No, these aren't Animamundi, as you might've guessed.
I'm no perpp! o/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the nightmares, they're coming back D:
*rocks back and forth*
I think Ebony/Eboby is the best ship I've ever been involved in.
Holy shit, the thing
Madar Foxfire linked wrote me a self-insert with Soren from Fire Emblem.
I like the part where there's no happy ending.
I DID A SI WITH SOREN TOO!!! He's my fave too, gods what have you done my feels are screaming that was so sad I'm crying my soul is weeping
For some reason the Drabble-matic refuses to work in my computer. Am I the only one?
It works fine for me... I hope you get that fixed.
Strange... My internet refuses to open some sites sometimes, but when I restart it it usually works. But it didn't...
Well, I had to use my phone's internet to do this, and then digit it all on the computer, SO YOU BETTER LIKE IT.
And I'm sorry for this.
To Demandingly Punish
Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey were celebrating a gray Valentine's Day together. Anastasia Steele had cooked a stupid dinner and they are in the Red Room of Pain by candlelight.
"My darling," Christian Grey said, stroking Anastasia Steele down there, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Anastasia Steele. "It is but a sensual token of my dumb love."
Anastasia Steele opened the box. Inside was a demanding Inner Goddess! She gazed at it dumbly. Then she gazed at Christian Grey dumbly. "It's depressive," Anastasia Steele said. "Come here and let me punish you."
Just then, and overbearing crone sprang out of hiding and cackled as if she had touched the sun and got burned. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a creepy voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Christian Grey read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says... it says that you're my sister."
They stared at each other creepily as the crone cackled some more. Anastasia Steele's intense gray eyes began to tremble. Then Christian Grey shrugged, pulled out a Charlie Tango balloon, and hit the crone on her huge member. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Anastasia Steele said and kissed Christian Grey sensually. "This is a hot Valentine's Day!"
They overbearingly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they punished each other all night long.
This is perfect. Just perfect. I'm so proud *tears*
Sofalisa that was beautiful.
So I just read this thread.
Goodness the things this site gets on to.
Made using the randomizer on the Self-Insert Generator
edit: I don't know what all that [color] is about but it won't go away.
Gonna do some more just because I won't ever get tired of fucking up with 50 Shades.
Those were glorious. And
Para, you might wanna check your story... you can't color code anything under a spoiler.
I just used this to make an actual game script.
THIS IS ALL NERYS' FAULT
BLAME NERYS, EVERYONE
And man this game is going to make no sense once
Alko Boom change their icons.
DO I OR DO I NOT CLICK THE DOWNLOAD?
That's all I have to say.
I started playing it and changed my mind. THIS IS FUCKING EPIC!
For after you get the true ending:
I'm so sorry.
...I am utterly terrified right now.
Edit: What the actual fuck Domnai. I think my icon speaks for itself.
WHY CAN'T I DATE DONMAI?
I'M SO. DISAPPOINT.
EDIT - What was that ending? O_O
I really should get this off my mom's laptop before she find it. HELP ME.
Try opening the game again.
~*Three is a magical number!*~
Donmai, I really do love you. In a wholesome way.
And all the other ways.
Some day I will find you and properly express my love.
WHERE'S THE CREEPYPASTA GAME?
Man, opening it three times didn't help at all.
Donmaaaai I can't find iiiit *whine*
Perseverance! Thirteen is also a magical number, just so you know!
Why do I feel so tense, like I've just been groped by a dozen different hands?
I just got the true ending.
Edit: Yeah Ozzo that's how felt when I found out about this.
Donmai you are my hero. This seriously made my day.
HAH. Got it.
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