Advent Calendar: Let's Play 24 games!

I'll go with sorry.



Oopsie! No notes for you, bitch! [insert bitchy face here]



JAKE'S NOT AMUSED.
Then we need to go, gotta catch the bus.



Goodbye, LOSER! I HAVE NOTES AND YOU DON'T HAHAHAHAH!



This... Is not a bus stop.



Mandy's a good catholic girl, so she can't say shit.

We forgot our bus thingy in the classroom, so we go back to take it.



Yeah, that's the rightest way to say it, 'cause the chairs are still there. And those other stuff in the back.



I always asked myself how did this thing appeared there out of nowhere. Oh well.



Wait, weren't we taking the bus thingy? Maybe I missed something. The bus thingy must be inside the notebook or whatever.
Why am I whining about this, anyway? Not important.

So we're running out of the classroom and we bump into someone, and begin to fall, waiting for the impact.




Now that's weird. Did the ground open or anything?

Then we finally hit ground.



And... Everything's kinda big.
Also, it was kinda high. How didn't she break anything there?



Love Interest's here too!
Stop making this square mouth to us, Jake!

Then they argue about what the fuck just happened, and...



GASP, A GIANT TALKING ANT!
He looks nice, though.
He says we're the strangest insects EVER, and ask our names. Oh, he's Andy Ant.
Yadda yadda, and we find out there's a wise rat, named Morgrim, that may know how to get us to our normal size.
Then she notices Mandy's female and Jake's male, and he asks if we're mates.



Nice pink makeup you got there, Jake.
What do we say?

~*Friends! Just friends! Friends who are not romantically involved in the least!*~
...
And I swear to god, if this ant is killed protecting these two from a scorpion I will Just kidding, played this before~ ... Antiiiiie ;----;

We're just friends then. Jake's not pleased.



Oh, I understand, ants work a lot, don't they?



HOLY CROSS IN JAKE'S T-SHIRT, WHAT AN UGLY MOUSE!
Then he's a bitch with us, and he said he saw two humans bumping into each other, but he won't help us.



I agree with you there, Mandy.
Then they go check this by themselves.



And this is the machine that shrunk us.
They decide to read the papers around it to gather information.



It... Doesn't look like it in the picture, but okay. That's really small, for not being able to move paper.

Whichever answer lets us romance the ant.

-- The school's ants are the size of mice.

OH MY GOSH, MONSTER ANTS!!!
(I never noticed that)

I like how the mouse looks like it's leaning up against Jake.

I just figure most VN art is representative and not literal. When the art contradicts the text, the text is correct.

Yeah, the text's always correct. It's not like anyone will change CGs and characters to perfectly represent the text, so...

We find out some stuff, like the button we need to push. But Mandy and Jake's weight aren't enough to push the button. Also, now we know that if we can't do it in 4 days, we'll be stuck at small size FOREVAH!



Hey yo.
So Andy tells us that if we can get bitchy mouse to get his fat ass out of his mouse hole, maybe he can be heavy enough to push the button. He only needs some food to be convinced. The cookie crumbs. We need at least 15 hum... Crumb points for him to help us.

Then day 1 starts.



Where do we go first?

And may I ask something? It's late here and I'm like, REALLY tired, so I can't think to LP properly, so... Could someone download the game and continue from this point for me, pretty please? I'm afraid I can't do it anymore.

I guess everybody else is tired too (including me). Bummer.

Moooooooouse
Moooooooooouse! Mousey mouse~! :D I love mice!

Though he is a fat ugly thing, isn't he. He looks more like a rat. Morgrim the Rat.

If I get any time I'll finish up this thing later, or something. And by that I mean "after school" because it's early morning and I just woke up for school.
Also I vote cafeteria.

I can download it.

Are people still interested? It works on my computer.

Go for it, Ozzo :D

SLIGHT REWIND unrealistic, you say? SHRINK RAY, I say!



Remember when you and your family went picnicking that some summer afternoon, how you came back from your post-luncheon game of tag, only to find ants swarming over your checker-print sheet and picnic basket?

Ever wonder where all those crumbs go?

That's right. NERD GAMBLING.

And unlike humans, not all crumbs are equal!



I'd attribute Andy's pronunciation of "chocolate" to his mandibles but he doesn't even have any.

Also, for an insect so keen on hoarding information, Andy's sure willing to destitute himself.

But thanks anyway, Andy! To the cafeteria!



Thankfully this is not during the lunch rush, otherwise I needn't have bothered picking up the LP.

As rookies to the ant-sized world, Mandy and Jake suck at this whole survival business. Can we get some help over here?



PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can only assume it's dressed in a paper lunch bag. Jake, however, is more interested how our lunchroom gambler knows about us.

How befitting a class president.



[Not shown: Jake's ego inflating.]

At least Mandy's more sensible. Let's collect our crumbs!



Just a cracker? C'mon, raise the stakes, we've got this in the ba



The SHIT?

He's the father of anime! :D He's Astroboy's creator!
*Has 3 Astroboy books on the shelf right in front of her face*

CuteCat dribbles, CuteCat shoots, CuteCat...



SCORES!

We are one crumb closer to being the stompers rather than the stompees!



In times of crisis, refer to My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine...



OH LET ME FINISH!

Damnit, Baggy Bug, Pluto's a planet! Why won't you listen to me?



...these fuckin' bugs want to know everything.

Well, at least we know one of these choices can't be wrighte. They spelled "Washington" without a "g"!

...
I got nothing on presidents, sorry.

"One of these choices can't be write"?

I don't know what you're talking about. Nosirree.

Nothing to it but guessing. Is it... Andrew Johnson?



Well, shi -- shoot! Can't swear in Catholic schools.

This is what happens when you choose someone unqualified to make the important decisions!

...at least we won three crumbs! Too bad failing history made the sun set.



Mandy, that is a very oddly specific way of flirting. Although, I can't say I'm surprised.

"The Dark Spartans"? The hell are they teaching you in these Catholic schools?

But crumb-searching is tiring business! We need a place to rest!

After bickering over this and that, Mandy and Jake finally bond over bookshelves.



...You are an odd girl, Mandy.

Jake doesn't even bother hiding his disgust.



...I don't trust Mandy to either of these decisions.

I'll leave it to you!

(Need to sleep, but I guess we're just round-robining this particular game?)

Tease hiiiiiiim.

I say tease his catholic tits I said nothing improper, what are you talking about?

And also Ozzo THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH OMG I WAS SO FRUSTRATED I WOKE UP LIKE "OH NO ONE CONTINUED THE LP FOR ME AND I COULDN'T DO IT 'CAUSE I'M A FAILURE" BUT THEN... THANK YOU A LOT.

I'm pretty sure the 16th president was Lincoln :x
While I'm here, teasing is fun~

Tease him for being afraid of lint.

Jeez, Jake it's just lint! You know, some thread, some dust, some sweat...

Anyway, it's just lint!



Yer, wut are ye, some kinder neat freak? *spits*



Oh, so you think you're some hotshot deadpan snarker, Jake?



Oh good, because if there's one thing better than regular ol' lint, it's lint from a toy that's touched a thousand children's grubby little hands.

I so wanted to read Penguins Keeping Time or History of Choklit.

Also, "choklit" remind me of a candy we have here in Brazil, but I don't know if it exists in most countries: Chokito.

Well fine, Jake, more lint for me!

Which side of the bookshelf will you sleep in? Prude.



Yeah, laugh now, Jake. But when the morning comes and you're frozen in your chic little jacket, who'll be laughing then?



Yes, good night, Jake.

...if you make it to the morning. MWUAHAHAHAHA.

Fuck, after Lone Survivor I'm LPing a happier game.

Stop mocking the poor catholic guy! He's a pussy, but at least his jacket is cool!

Happy games are a lie. They pretend to be benevolent, and then they take your LI and they turn him into a mass-murderer and he steals all the lint.

Yeah, some apparently cute games deceive us. I'm looking at you, Train of Afterlife.

Rise and shine, sleepyhead!



Jake finally gives up after Mandy nearly bites his head off. "Just five more--"



...damnit, can't Mandy ever catch a break?



[Not shown: Mandy's mouth growing until it overtakes her entire head.]



Hush, smartass. I don't see you carrying breakfast!

Jake chivalrously -- or, more likely, to retain all his limbs -- suggests Mandy have first pick.



OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY.

What'll we eat?

STRAWBERRY!

Graham cracker. Because that reminds me of The Fix.

In which case it's a crippled man who's also a serial killer.

I don't see how anything in that game was cute. More unsettling than anything else.... and I only played the demo.