Advent Calendar: Let's Play 24 games!

The rest of the ending must be written in Spanish. If only we had better note comprehension and taking skills.

It was clear from the contexto.

Oh. Well thanks for playing the game for us.

That's... um... a nice little... g-game.

That was 2deep4me

I love how he actually GOES to a store, AKA the place full of nice dry legible newspapers, and then directly after goes to check up on his illegible soaked clumped-together paper outside.

I don't know about you guys, but I think there's some romance going on there.

As for the end, I'm assuming he died in his sleep. Or he woke up from his long long nightmare and yes Nageki is still a 'he' to me damnit, maid or not. MANMAID.

Thanks, mum, I didn't need a normal heart rhythm anyway!

Uh, sorry, I didn't actually mean it as a scare. Should it be spoilered you think?

Nah, don't worry, I was mostly kidding. I jumped a bit in my seat until I got a proper look, that's all.

Sooooo since CuteCat's gone today too who's doing today's game?
If nobody volunteers then I could do Dokidoki Android Planet and be immediately killed by a lynch mob

Do it. I liked it's name.

Nearly 24 hours have passed since the last game ended and I don't want to be friends break these cuffs break this chain, so since nobody else jumped up, I guess there's no helping it! Operation Dokidoki Android Planet is a go!

...

... I'm scared now.
Also, I just had an awesome idea to my game.

EDIT - Not related to this, though.

Also, could you put the download link?

... If you really want it, then, I guess. Just a warning, this is an awful game, and not even awful in a "we just jumped from the 27th floor into a freezing river and survived" kind of way or "intentionally trying to make this awfully entertaining" kind of way, just the kind of "absolutely no effort" kind of awful
So I guess this would normally be Umaze's territory.
Hrm.
...
Moving on!

Our story begins... With a really cliched monologue/infodump... The screen fades, and--



LOOK AT THESE LOVING GRAPHICS

Protag-chan person with the weird robot name shouts to herself:

An astute observation. Suddenly, a wild Love Interest appears!

-- HOLD UP. Let's get rid of that textbox.

Oh baby.




Guys
Any time you want to kill me for Let's Playing this or writing this in the first place,
Here, have a knife.

..................................................................................
Minimum effort to draw backgrounds and sprites?

NOPE!

The funny part is that colored boxes with text descriptions are still easier to look at than the original art <3

A good question deserves a good answer:

Attaboy, Iover!



This makes me wonder if androids' dreams of electric sheep could be subject to Freudian analysis.
Hm.




I love how smoothly this game goes into exposition.

Hahaha, I'm actually enjoying this.

Never underestimate my masochism capacity.

CK is clearly the best otome protagonist and kill me now.







-pat pat pat pat pat pat pat-



Okay I'm dead now, my duty is done, the game isn't even over yet buuut I'm dead, can't LP while dead, nope nope. Whoop whoop thanks everybody and now I'm going to sob quietly to myself in shame while playing FFTA and being dead. Arrivederci! CuteCat come baaaack ;-;

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THIS GAME, DONMAI?

OMG, YOU'RE FAMOUS!

Wait.

Y U STOP DIS GAME SO GOOD I WANT MOARRR!

At least the plot was less predictable than Danish Christmas serials. I spent all watching yesterday in frustration. GUYS IF YOU NEED SOMEONE TO FORGIVE LOKI ASK FUCKING BALDR AND IT MAKES NO SENSE ANYWAY WHEN HEL FORGAVE HIM AGES AGO. And you guys BOB'S MOTHER IS CLEARLY A CHRISTMAS ALIEN!

We, uh... we have a tradition for 24 part series running from the 1st to the 24th. It's... um... a thing.

Once again, that was 2deep4me

Hey, why'd you stop? D:
I liked LY! Partially because I imagined him as an actual chinchilla robot and it made everything he did funny/cute by default, I mean nothing even contradicted my chinchilla image. And also because I imagined them as chibis so they had these overexaggerated little movements for everything they said/did.

I'll figure out a game to play later on today, so don't worry! No need to suffer today!
... should totally rewrite this as the romance between a chinchilla robot and a cat robot.

I was liking it because it's funny. I mean, it's obviously not supposed to be serious. I see it as an... Effortless VNs' parody or something.

I would honour your request and stab you multiple times with your knife Donmai but my brain shutdown due to this game being so awful.

Alright! Today's game is "EVE"!
And it's christmas themed!


... This is gonna be a sad game, isn't it.


Christmas~ I wanna get this over with quick so I can go to bed and christmas can arrive.


Ass-biting coldness, in true christmas spirit.


Sounds like you got dumped on christmas. Good job!


... Oh, or your date's late.
Eh, same thing.



Is it normal to sit and wait for 15 minutes? I would probably be wandering about a bit aimlessly.


Oh, hello!
Surprisingly, this game's not anime-styled!


Like... getting our gift?
Right?
:D?

Protag, being a meanie, just says she always uses that excuse. He will probably eat those words once she gets hit by a car or something and leaves him with a blood-stained little package.


... Anyway let's stay cheerful!


Attaboy!
... Oh, his name's Edmund? Only noticed now.


Depends, is "death" a reasonable excuse to show up late?
After that intro screen I am going to expect her to drop dead at any time. It's too somber.



...
That is the worst wish.
And also a new years' promise.

And then they talk and tease about the handsomeness of Edmund for a while. Cute.


"GET ON WITH IT AND KISS ALREADY!"


And then the wind sobbed.
At least until it realized it could spy on them through the windows.



What do you say?

Shortcut~! Maybe if we're lucky we'll get chased by a pack of rabid dogs to the tune of Benny Hill! :D

Tough luck! The Donmai's decided!


Come on, trust me! How bad can it be?



Oh, stop whining.


... Are those the walls?
Oh dear, this...
is a very narrow path.

They bicker for a bit.


Like, a forest clearing? Woah.
How'd you get THERE?


... Oh. No, still in the city.



Hey, no excuse!
Ladies can be body builders too! Just look at--

Nevermind, this is terrifying. Carry on.



Oh hey, Sandra's got a sister.


...
is...
is this gonna come into play when Sandra dies horribly? "Oh you trickster I don't think she's really bleeding to death over there, get lost"?


Hanging up without even trying to see why she'd call: Classy.

As classy as that would be, I vote we hear it.

Answering it is!


I KNEW IT


Wow, she's convincing. That's just gonna make it hurt more.



... You know, it kinda is.


Right! It's ridiculous that you'd expect a prank to work on a person who's RIGHT THERE--


Oh.
That was fast.


"You were not dead a moment ago! When'd that happen?!"


... Oh.
Sandra nooo, this was totally not expected at all.


Uh...


"Well I figured you'd be freaked out by dating a ghost so I'm off to heaven byeeeee~!"


... Memory?


Wait! What memory?! What are you talking ab--
...
There's a greyed-out "memory" option... To find out what happened, you'll have to play it for yourself.

Thanks a lot Alexis, ruining my ghost-date.

The preview of Eve should have knocked my mind back into rational thought.
But no. I must first return Donmai-sempai's knife he let me borrow teehee.
I so want to stab Donmal for yesterday's game. Is he still dead?

Lemme check!
Yep, still dead.
And still female.
... -sobs deeply in the corner while consuming unhealthy amounts of ice cream-

Fair enough. Consider knife returned and that I am having some ice cream as well.

Oh no what did I do?! I was actually trying to aim for the "good" end ; ___; If there is a good end in this game. From now on, whenever I play a game that involves a phone, I'm going to destroy it at the earliest possible opportunity. Calculators, too.

Uh, wait, no, this isn't the feeling I wanted to feel today. Something's wrong.