He actually mentioned at the start that he owed "Bass" for pretty much everything. The name was a link that lead here. Anywho! The last losers we'll have to face! She certainly looks like one, but no. She claims to be a magical girl (with tiny bat wings ...?). .... And no lower body. Needless to say she gets insulted and tossed out, though doesn't get hurt because she has no sad sprites. Minor victory for you, girlie! Uh... Evidently. She claims to be "normal Chunners" but even her name says she's zombie Chunners. She asks us to wait and leaves, so naturally Buff moves right on to the next entrant! Oh, this should be fun. VERY fun. Disappointingly, though, Buff doesn't remember picking on the kid and just focuses on one thing only: Romancing this girl. Somewhat distressingly, she's started falling for it when Chunners returns, having wanted to clean herself up to look better. ... Uh. So much for not being a zombie, huh? Buff kicks her straight out the window, then cries about the loss of his attempted one-night-stand target. Ooh, pyro girl! Let's keep her, Buff! ... Nevermind. She turns out to be a dickgirl though, so there's that. Aw, this dragoness is kinda cute though... ... I guess she doesn't fit. ... Wait THAT'S WHAT THE AUDITIONS ARE FOR? No wonder you keep hitting on everyone! ... No, Buff, don't. Not saying this for your sake, but that dragon deserves better. WOO! Nooo, Buff, let it end! Tom quit! Hah, there's nobody to give you more-- ... Eh? Aw, dangit... Hey Alice, why would you help him? Isn't it better to let him grieve? ... Wait, that look... ... this can't end well, can it.