I miss Mr. Rogers. I would buy the shit out of a complete collection, but I have yet to find a set that is even remotely that encompassing.
I went to that site and you can get three of these horrors for 19.99 plus shipping. It plays happy birthday too, unless you can figure out which wire to cut to stop it. My wife's birthday is coming up. Do I dare?????
"That Pepsi was refreshing! No, no, don't get up. Oh, that's right, you're bound and gagged. Do you mind if I have another sip before I start murdering?"
Whole playlist of those ads And they are mostly improvised, and directed by one of the Lonely Island guys.