Because Every Good Adventure Begins with Amnesia! A LP of Pokemon Red Rescue Team~

I also have a surprisingly decent MLP:FIMxDresden Files (completed, with a sequel in progress), a MLP:FIMxDiscworld crossover (WIP) and a DiscworldxLotR (also a WIP).

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE ALL OF THIS-
Have a some crack filled oneshots Good Omens crossover with, The Avengers, Discworld, Harry Potter, Sherlock, House, and Supernatural.
Short but sweet~
Also I have a Supernatural Sabriel that I want to recommend, you know, since we're on that topic.

And we're back to the world of Team Bromance! *snicker*

Might as well see if we have any rescue jobs!

...Goddammit

W-watson!
Don't be upset...But there's no job offers. No anything.

Garry, quick! Give hugs!

"But I suppose it makes sense..."

Oh shi- Garry abort!
OH REALLY?

Yeah...I guess so.

...You're taking this surprisingly well.
...
Okay sure.

Oh.
Well.
That's convenient.

Ooo~ Pretty flowers!
Wait, er. Insert intellectual comment here.

Watson to the rescue!

Hording mode...Activating!

Linking basically means you can use moves on the same turn.
You know, for a price.

HOOORDIIIIIIING

Mmm, yes.
Very useful indeed.

Off we go then!
But first...

WE MUST HOARD.
I MEAN STORE.

:3

All of the townsfolk are pretty awesome, unless you give them any reason to hate you. Then you're practically banned and shunned.
Ah...Townsfolk.


Now!
We go!

Pelliper spotted!
It kind of looks a bit... Raggedy.

Well, Watson...Let's get us some jobs!

...
Let's take them all.

HAVE ALL THE JOBS.
You're welcome team~<3

Oh, yes.
That'll help I suppose.

Now! Which dungeon should we start with?

THUNDER!

Let's start with something small. A forest named Tiny Woods sound sufficient.

Thunderwave cave sounds cool!

...How is there a message from someone who "can't get out"?

Shhh...
Don't question Nintendo logic...
Technically it's Chunsoft- BUT YOU GET THE POINT.

Tiny woods is for children and pregnant women, like strawberry vodka.

Enter Thunderwave Cave, where adrenaline and electricity flow freely!

Tiny Woods, because it seems like Thunderwave Cave is full of pokemon who want other pokemon to do their grocery shopping.

THE SYSTEM IS FLAWLESS DO NOT QUESTION IT

TINY WOODS
because I like the music hehe

Thunderwave cave! Because then we can be all overprotective of Watson. :D
And electricity is awesome.

Edit: And good to have you back and updating again~
We missed the bromance you ^-^

I swear I remember rescuing pokemons who fainted in the dungeon...how did those messages get posted..?!

Likewise, I remember delivering sleep seeds to pokemons who wanted them for the nostalgia or the fact that they were addicted couldn't live without those seeds.

Or orbs because the texture relaxes them, or something like that. Pokemon are weird,

They're all mutated animals with unnatural color schemes, so I think that they should be able to hit the orb once in awhile -- if only to keep them from going insane from only being able to speak their own name over and over again.

Between this, and all of the other pokemon LPs in this thread.
I now have a headcanon of pokemon, that is not the happy world that's advertised. Everything is a lie. EVERYTHING that the NPC says can be taken in a different way.

What have you done to my childhood T-T

Thunderwave Cave it is!

The team progresses a bit, then..

RESCUE.
MUST RESCUE.
WHO?

*cough*
So the guy's on this floor then?
Let's do this!

...
The stairs are right beside you. The fuck is wrong with you people.

Wait what?

What.

WHAT.


I don't-
...
What the actual fuck.
--
On next floor we collect the Sleep Seed we needed.

Then we proceed.

Hopefully this one doesn't pull that shit.

Hello!

Here you are!
...But why didn't you, I don't know, stay in Treasure Town. LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.

FLADFJLSEAKFJSEALKFDLWA

THAT WAS NOT WORTH IT.

Hissss....

...Okay you can stay.

Thank you kind sir!

If you call getting scared out of our minds 'good', then I suppose it was a rather good day.

Bye Watson!
...
Hmm, maybe I should try to sleep tonight. Might make my mood better tomorrow.

...

...

...Mm?
Wha- Garry you're dreaming again?

I can't even sleep.

Pardon? I knows it's not me...

Wait what?

H-holy shit!

I don't think this is an actual dream.
Garry why aren't you panicking.
OH MY FUCKING GOD THE GROUND IS SHAKING.
IT'S GETTING WORSE-

Pfft, are you expecting the pokemon to actually help themselves? That's the protags job~

I think the idea with pokemon not staying in safe places like Treasure Town, is pretty much they're artificially created to deal with all the disasters that have been happening lately. Like how the Butterfree was out in the woods, which I'm guessing was where she was living before she had to move into the town, when suddenly earthquakes and wild pokemon attacking like crazy. The Rattata might have been living in the area above the caves for a while before suddenly s/he crashed through. Might not even know how to get to Treasure Town!

Of course, that's really just an semi-educated guess. :U

But...they're all wild Pokemon?

That's what I was thinking, but that's how the butterfree referred to them in-game, so... /shrug

EDIT: NO WAIT I'M DUMB. I don't know why I remembered it like that. Though, I thought for sure the term "wild pokemon" came up at some point...

I think that's the term that the pokemon used for renegade or mischivious pokemon, although I could be wrong.

We have a magical badge free of charge which automatically transports pokémon to safe places. OR DOES IT?
In fact, it secretly transports pokémon to the laboratory of some crazy scientist who then brainwashes them to make them believe nothing bad ever happened.
Then they comfort their friends and family, and live happily for a while, but one day, the hypnosis will make them leave. Never to be seen again...
And we're helping :D

Muwahaha~
(Of course, it transports us too, so one day...)

OH YOU CHILDHOOD RUINERS~<3 I'm so proud of you newbies.

...
Why do I feel like I'm being challenged.

Because you are

excuse u

Can I just

...
Okay fine.
I'll give you the resolution.

But to make up for it I'll tell you that one of them is now dead.

But But... noooooo T-T
I can't take the sad!

That's possible.I really need to either read through this thread again, or play my game again.

...
How do you know my boy?

AAAAA-

I SURE AS HELL AREN'T PLEASED TO MEET YOU.
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHERE WE LIVE?!

"Last night during, the earthquake..."

Oh of course that was real-

"Our child Diglett was attacked..."

Could you please go away-

"He was whisked away to the peak of a tall mountain."

Christ you talk fast-

"We couldn't possibly climb somewhere so high up..."

Oh boo fucki-

"That's why we must call upon you for your help, Garry."

PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU KNOW MY-

"Diglett was abducted by a Pokemon named Skarmory."

FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOU CREEPER-


OH LIKE YOU CARE-

THAT'S NOT A VERY GOOD TACTIC TO GET MY BOYS OUT, YOU KNOW.

...Garry. Please tell me you're at least mildly concerned about this.


GARRYYYYYYY.
THAT'S NOT THE CORRECT RESPONSE.

WATSON!
WE HAVE A STALKER.
HE'S TRYING TO TEMPT US WITH A RESCUE MISSION.

PLEASE BE REASONABLE.

OH GOD WHY.
ONCE AGAIN- THAT'S NOT THE CORRECT RESPONSE.



asdfjl;a
This is too much. Watson see some sense here.

Wha...

YOU INNOCENT LITTLE BASTARDS.

When Dugtrio arrived for the first time for me, I swore I was more confused than the protag was.

Same. At first, I somehow thought that the voices in the dreams transferred over to reality.

Oh hey I remember this! I'm still waiting to be resurrected.

Haha the Dugtrio. I remember all the good times I used to have doing missions that were forced requested by lazy nice pokefolk~

... My heart. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

*cough*

Why hello dugtrio, how did they take your child. Digging the earth and put him in a pot!? w(OAOw)