Greetings, Let's Play Forum. ..... You look good! Have you lost weight? Okay, so now that we've properly established that I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing, let's take a look at a game! What is it? So I ran into this game, once upon a time, while scouring through the lemmasoft forums in a massive binge to try and fill the crazy thirst instilled into my being by a certain pigeon dating simulator. I was young and crazy and coming down from a fatbird high. I need something fresh. I needed something off the mainstream. I needed something strange. I needed sheep, apparently. Welcome to Ewe of The Falklands! A short Renpy vis novel styled bit of choose your own adventure freeware you can download over at http://www.terrorbullgames.co.uk/, who are probably best known for their scathing satirical board game he says, having never actually played said board game War on Terror. In this game, we play a pacifisitic sheep trying to subvert the Falklands War. Do we succed? Does everyone get to live happily ever after? Will we fail and end up drunk in a ditch twelve years later with a box of wine trying to drown our guilt? Can we try and romance it? Would it still be a better love story that Twilight? Will M Sheep ever not go for the cheap joke? The answer is no LET'S FIND OUT! You are Ewe, a pacifist sheep living on the Falkland Islands in the 1980s. Any day now, war is going to be waged between the Argentinians and the British over your grass. 2 APRIL 1982 What do you do? We are a very well read sheep. A sheep with big ideas! But this IS authentic Falklands grass we're dining on here. Maybe it would be best to just keep our hooves out of the whole messy affair and graze, while we put on some Mozart to ease the digestion. Well, as I am nothing but a puppet of the masses, let's let you decide, forumites. I shall count posts and their likes as votes.