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BFer of the Day

Discussion in 'Drama Llama Holding Pen' started by Elyscape, Dec 24, 2012.

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  1. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Today's Broken Forum Member of the Day is OZ 4.0 for giving me the idea of making this thread. Congratulations, OZ 4.0! As a prize, you will receive:

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    Elyscape, Dec 24, 2012
    #1 Last edited by Elyscape, Dec 24, 2012
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  2. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    You're not right in the head, son.
    OZ 4.0, Dec 24, 2012
    #2
    Nebty, bobj, Brandon Clements and 17 others like this.

  3. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    dis bear in despair eating dis pear
    Damn it, Elyscape, stop confusing me!

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    I probably stared at that for a good three seconds before I figured out what those were not, in fact, the same topic.
    Anabanana, Dec 24, 2012
    #3
    Nebty, Brimney, Jemjewel and 8 others like this.

  4. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    I had a pretty good BFer the other day, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
    madkevin, Dec 24, 2012
    #4
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  5. Omniscia Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Vermont
    What is that supposed to be, anyway? Armus in a pinstriped suit?
    Omniscia, Dec 24, 2012
    #5

  6. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Today's Broken Forum Member of the Day is Pogo, for getting a week's ban that expired approximately fifteen minutes after being applied. Time just doesn't seem to apply to him. So, congratulations, Pogo! In recognition of your achievement, I hereby present you with an instruction manual for how to get longer-lasting bans that actually stick:

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    Elyscape, Dec 25, 2012
    #6
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  7. Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Wellington, New Zealand
    You gotta provide a link to good, scandalous shitposts!
    Calistas, Dec 25, 2012
    #7
    Baldr, tmp, ehm ecks and 2 others like this.

  8. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    NO U
    Elyscape, Dec 25, 2012
    #8
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  9. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Today's Broken Forum Member of the Day award goes to Hiredgoons several days after the fact for going above and beyond in his quest to make VegasRobb wonder why the hell he deserved this. In a good way! As such, congratulations, Hiredgoons! In accordance with ancient tradition, you are henceforth the proud bearer of this highly prestigious mark:

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    Elyscape, Dec 26, 2012
    #9
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  10. Adree Sangry Malcontent

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    Adree, Dec 26, 2012
    #10
    Soli-chan, SuperJay, Poe and 6 others like this.

  11. SpoofyChop Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    Adree sometimes I think you have an entire second more bizarre Internet at your disposal.
    SpoofyChop, Dec 26, 2012
    #11
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  12. Bill Dungsroman Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Is that hugbox lol
    Bill Dungsroman, Dec 26, 2012
    #12

  13. Hanacker Armchair Designer

    I think this thread would be better with a tiny bit more context (say a link to the Secret Santa opening thread), but if Elyscape thinks mystery adds something to the thread (maybe he enjoys the idea of people searching through Pogo's post history to figure out what he got a temp ban for), it's his call.

    Edit: Boo, the context got edited out by Lum/Elyscape. This thread is bullshit!
    Hanacker, Dec 26, 2012
    #13 Last edited by Hanacker, Dec 26, 2012
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  14. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Central Florida
    Hanacker: Here's the short version. Pogo made joke directed at me. I thought it was really fucking funny. apparently nobody else did, but because I wasn't offended Pogo got unbanned. I think this means Pogo owes me cookies or something.
    SwitchKnitter, Dec 26, 2012
    #14
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  15. Hanacker Armchair Designer

    Yeah, I got the short version from the thread. It just made me want the long version.
    Hanacker, Dec 26, 2012
    #15

  16. Xerapis Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Savannah
    Every time I see Broken Forum abbreviated as BF, all I can think is "Blue Falcon".
    Xerapis, Dec 26, 2012
    #16
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  17. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    I forgot to do this yesterday! Accordingly, today's Broken Forum Member of the Day is Bill Dungsroman, who pointed out something interesting in the IRC channel:
    <Bill_Dungsroman> weekly would work better I think
    Yes it would, Bill. Yes it would. In honor of your foresight, your thoughts regarding this thread have been converted into pictoral form:

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    Elyscape, Dec 27, 2012
    #17
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  18. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    It doesn't have to be a set interval. It can be everytime we dance for you and amuse you.
    RyanMM, Dec 27, 2012
    #18
    Emergent, Elyscape, Soli-chan and 2 others like this.

  19. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    Today's BFer of the day is Kildorn, just because he's been a great contributor to the community despite lacking an avatar.

    Thanks Kildorn!
    SuperJay, Dec 28, 2012
    #19
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  20. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    OMG HAX!1!!11!
    Raife, Dec 28, 2012
    #20
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  21. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    And all I can think of is "Butt Fucking". So, hooray?

    Edit: And "BFer" is "Butt Fucker".
    Griot, Dec 30, 2012
    #21 Last edited by Griot, Dec 30, 2012
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  22. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Kildorn is a jerk, don't be taken in by him!
    Sjofn, Dec 30, 2012
    #22
    Ingmar, Soli-chan, SuperJay and 3 others like this.

  23. Xerapis Oh, Come On

    Location:
    Savannah
    Noooooooooo~~~~

    Blue Falcon was an Army expression that meant Buddy Fucker. Not carnal gymnastics, just screwing someone over.
    Xerapis, Dec 30, 2012
    #23
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  24. Nute 2013 Calamity Jane Award Winner

    Location:
    KC MO
    We have a literal blue falcon statue in my office that gets informally passed around to whomever has been the greatest BFer that week.
    Nute, Dec 30, 2012
    #24
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  25. Lizard_King Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Also useful for describing entire occupations devoted to the Art of Buddy Fucking, such as MPs.
    Lizard_King, Dec 30, 2012
    #25
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  26. Nute 2013 Calamity Jane Award Winner

    Location:
    KC MO
    One of Sun Tzu's lesser-known works.

    When they are shamming, appear to sham with them
    Do not notify them when an NCO walks around the corner
    Their rage will touch you not, for you are the CO's driver and cannot be touched
    Nute, Dec 30, 2012
    #26
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  27. Thoro Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    More like Snoreway
    I have a red beret in a drawer, as a memento of my time in the army...
    Interestingly, the Norwegian armed forces use a piece of headgear, a big, bulky padded winter hat with flaps for your ears, called a BF(well, not officially, but absolutely everyone calls it that).

    BF stands for "bjønnefitte", which is a rather coarse term for a female bear's genitals.
    Thoro, Dec 30, 2012
    #27 Last edited by Thoro, Dec 30, 2012
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  28. Carnifex Hard Cider Gal

    "bear flaps"?
    Carnifex, Dec 30, 2012
    #28
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  29. Creole Ned Being Nice For A Week

    Can I nominate someone? Because if I could it would be Damien Neil who has apparently paid January's entire $120 total for the forum costs himself. Lum is probably drunk right now thanks to his generosity.
    Creole Ned, Jan 2, 2013
    #29
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  30. Soli-chan Magister Mundi Elyscape

    ^Wait wait, you have to offer up a picture as well :C

    Eta: ehhh i cannot find any good images for
    Soli-chan, Jan 3, 2013
    #30 Last edited by Soli-chan, Jan 3, 2013
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  31. Bladida Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    ETA:
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    Bladida, Jan 3, 2013
    #31 Last edited by Bladida, Jan 3, 2013
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  32. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Raife, Jan 3, 2013
    #32 Last edited by Raife, Jan 3, 2013
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  33. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    That's funny, I was going to nominate Lum for posting this.

    Edit: You sneaky, editing bastard.
    Bahimiron, Jan 3, 2013
    #33
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  34. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I win.
    Raife, Jan 3, 2013
    #34
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  35. Ben Sones Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Lordran
    Raife shot first.
    Ben Sones, Jan 3, 2013
    #35
    Sjofn, keifufairies, tmp and 5 others like this.

  36. Hammett Worked The System

    Location:
    Gothenburg
    We do too! But we of course use the proper ö letter.
    Hammett, Jan 7, 2013
    #36

  37. A Man In Black Level 90 Paladin

    This was funnier before the image loaded.
    A Man In Black, Jan 9, 2013
    #37
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  38. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    I nominate myself because
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    Griot, Jan 11, 2013
    #38
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  39. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    wat
    Elyscape, Jan 11, 2013
    #39
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  40. Neopythia Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NYC
    Neopythia, Feb 6, 2013
    #40
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