BF'ers of the Bay

Where's the "disagree" button?

So Judaism invented Halloween, including the grand tradition of getting sloshed, then a bunch of pagans claimed and moved it to All Hallow's Eve. and Christians adopted the pagan holiday. Par for the course, really.

ONCE THERE WAS A WICKED WICKED MAN

If you promise to sing that song I am 50% more likely to attend.

EDIT:

Also, this seems like a good opportunity for Speak With Bread to make hamentashen, just saying.

How about an address?

He already posted the address!

Elyscape is a wanderer. He has no need for this thing you call "address".
1000 THE WORLD AVENUE
THE WORLD, CA 96753


hey why don't you get out a phone for that there zip code see what you can make
i'm so clever

You don't find Elyscape, Elyscape finds you.

We'll see what I can do. There is a jar of poppy seeds in my spice cabinet just waiting to be used...

Once you start hearing "like" being whispered in your ear with every action you perform, you know he's close.

that actually sounds really scary jesus

Ye and the harbinger of the Legend of <REDACTED> will come and he will bear many likes and ETC ETC ETC

That'd be a fun little online social-media horror experience. You watch a video where a young girl comes home to her apartment to a note on the door "Elyscape likes this." She pays it no mind, goes in, tosses her coat over a chair, then opens the fridge. On a carton of milk, a note. "Elyscape likes this." She gets weirded out. Goes into the living room, calls for her roommate. Across the screen of the television in marker is scrawled "Elyscape likes this." She gets panicked now, goes down the hall to her roommate's room. The door is shut but carved into it almost as if by human fingernails - "Elyscape likes this". She can't open the door, but looks down at something out of frame and screams. She runs into the kitchen, picks up the phone to call 911, and sees a note on the keypad.

Elyscape doesn't like this.

She slowly turns around, and inhales as if to scream -

- smash cut to black.

Viewers get a chance to share it and install a Chrome/Firefox extension so they can "Like" any web page or article (client-side, obviously). But the extension also randomly inserts "Elyscape likes this" into completely unrelated pages on a random basis. Just to keep the creepy going.


I need to pitch this to someone...

I hope everyone has a terrible time at this tomorrow.

I don't think I'll be able to make it this time due to tutoring and writing-related stuff, but I hope you all enjoy yourselves!

My kid has been puking up a storm today, so I may come and get all of you sick, or I might stay home. Preference?

They prefer to be sick. Every one of them.

Come anyway? Bring the kid? At least some of us will happily snuggle the kid while you visit. :)

Sweet! What time do things get started?

My stomach is MADE OF STEEL*, bring on your feeble germs!


*steel that is very sensitive to spicy foods which is just as well because I don't like how most of them taste anyway, but steel nonetheless

I am bringing ALL OF THE HAMANTASCHEN.

MikeSofaer - I think the last estimate was threeish?

I've also been sick as a dog for two days now, so may not make it.

I can think of a few things.

DRINK IT

RIP Elyscape.

I'm still bringing your case of booze, btw, so you may need to pick it up from Eli next time. Also, sadface.

It's not mine any more, it belongs to the forum. Please feel free to drink as much of it as you all want.

Not gonna make it today, my girlfriend is taking off of her seven day work week to actually hang out with me. Sorry suckers, you'll have to wait for your sober photographic expose of this debauchery until next time.

Yay for significant other happytimes, boo for not getting to meet you yet. :)

Nyima and Dan Lawrence left us but we're still going strong as capslocking spectators! /also we might have muted Elyscape

I get to creep in the hangout and no one knows who I am!

Holy crap. If I leave SF right this minute, I can make it there around 7pm-ish. Oof. That's a lot of transit time.

Also, I've been stupidly busy over the past couple of weeks, so I haven't been posting much. I miss you too MulMizu! <3

GOGOGOGOGO

I'm not sure that I can/should. Fiance is in Berkeley, but heading back to SF soon, and he's leaving town for a week or so late Sunday night.

Y U SO problematic, Google hangout?