BF'ers of the Bay

There'll be more. :)

By the way, I tried pouring myself a cup of that and also had a Foam Overload, so clearly the beer was defective and not anything else like "Sjofn is inept at pouring herself beer" or "Ingmar is a beer failure."

YOU ARE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD

Shoes on the carpet? You animals.

HE SAID WE COULD LEAVE OUR SHOES ON

Elyscape's always been a dirty boy but this is pure filth!

okay sorry i am leaving this thread in peace now i apologize i will not return until i can resist being fatheaded

There is a disconcerting lack of swords, axes, and clubs in this photograph. My Norwegian genes demand an explanation! Only the disappointment on Ingmar's face as he gazes into his rapidly depleting tankard of drink saves the day.

(also: congrats!)

Oh, we've been married for ages (ten years in August omg), but thanks. :P


edit: also, we left our battleaxes in the car

if it's not aaron's hair it's the shoes on the carpet and i am seriously just kind of writhing in my chair trying so hard to get over it but i can't your shoes are all just so filthy and it's a light colored carpettttttttttttttttttttttttt

See, in my family, no shoes on the COUCH was considered a victory, so I only actually take my shoes off if I am asked politely to do so. I find be-socked feet grosser, to be honest. :P

Clearly, the solution is to do as I do and go barefoot whenever possible!

Except maybe not in my incredibly cheap Walmart flats. Nicer shoes are totally okay. >.>

screaming in such a high pitch i can't even hear it

I do find bare feet more acceptable! I think it's because - and I know this is probably not true for EVERYONE - one's feet sweat when they're in the shoes. And it gets all up on the socks. And I can't not think about that with regards to my own feet. So I'd rather keep my shoes on.

If I'm wearing sandals though, I'll kick those bitches off without a second thought.

You broke MulMizu, are you happy now Sjofn?!

yes okay i can accept this.

We have come to an understanding, so I'm feeling pretty good, actually. :D

Like, how do I explain it...
Even something like sweat is still from the human body, you know? That should make it grosser, but it's like at least I know what sweat is. sweat is sweat and that is all sweat is. BUT OUTSIDE THERE ARE LIKE DEAD BEES AND BIRD POOP AND ALL THIS BACTERIA AND IDK WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS and i just i feel like i would rather have one fucking gross as shit thing as opposed to multiple gross as shit things

this is actually giving me chills jesus christ

So basically, if I ever go visit your place of residence, I should wear sandals.

Sandals or flats or boot-sandals.
But, you know, no one can ever come to my place of residence ever ahahahaha ever hurry run away i won't let my mother get to you too

If it helps, my socks didn't match yesterday, so there would have been dissonance either way.

sounds like fun. And I'm relieved to suss out that Hermes is a cat.

There is a slight possibility I can't take compliments. Just a tad.

I do. But I work in my living room.

Then again, I also have a barber chair, a Geiger counter, and a theremin in my living room.

That must be one hell of a job.

I feel like there's suddenly a bunch of flirting going on in this thread.

Sure, but I'm already married and am old enough to be your mother...if I had been having a *lot* more fun in college than I actually was. But what the hell.

I'll be in Menlo Park from 4/19 until 4/23. Would anyone be interested in getting together during that window?

YES.

Hello, beautiful.

Studmuffin!

I HAVE NOT SOBBED THIS HARD IN SUCH A LONG TIME

i want to i want to i want to

If I go I might be confused that ehm ecks isn't actually crabby Mitt Romney.