CAKE OR PIE?

Of course we're talking about dessert, you fool. Take your meat pies to the Santorum.

Really?

Hey, everyone! Sit down and clamp your feet firmly to the floor, cos I'm about to reveal something that will blow your fucking socks off! OZ 4.0 just said something dumb!

And Afti would know, folks! He would know.

I refuse to choose!

You're going to quote people who are objectively foolish (they like pie) to prove me dumb? For shame.

As for the implication that I'm a veritable fountain of dumb, I submit that you are incapable of distinguishing "dumb" from "really really weird."

You must choose! CAKE OR PIE OR DEATH!

Technically, the vast majority of the population has oral herpes.

Is there any way Lum can merge the heathen thread with this one so that all of the cake vs. pie discussion can be centered in one place? T'would be much appreciated.

We have so many to choose from, we have to vote!

CAKE OR PIE?
Cake vs Pie
OH GOD THEY BROKE OUT OF THE WARSAW GHETTO ALERT THE PANZERS

We will then have to appoint a Cake vs Pie moderator to monitor all discussions.

We clearly need a thread to discuss which thread discussing cake vs pie threads is the best thread.

Best Cake/Pie Thread? vs Cake or Pie OR Cake vs Pie? vs Cake or Pie vs Cake vs Pie.

Whichever thread I'm posting to is best.

Aw yiss

Fatbird is best mod.

Why don't we merge everything into Thread? Now that's what I call maximum confusion potential.

WHO FUCKING CARES

The polls are no longer scientific! WHY DOES LUM HATE SCIENCE?

Hmmm.. I love Key Lime Pie, but the best is Key Lime Cheese Cake.. so I voted Cake.

Cheesecake is not actually cake.

Cheesecake is pretty much pie, though.

I find myself in total almost agreement.

I'll buy some on the way home today just to make sure. You'll thank me later.

Cheesecake sucks. True story.

Get out.

No, it's true. I never would have thought that King Missile would lie to me, but alas. My illusions are shattered.

A vote for cake is a vote for Lum

Scientifically proven.

God Dammit guys, now I want to make and eat pie AND cake but I can't in good conscious because my hubby is off of both dairy and eggs right now. :(

On second thought, I could make apple cobbler work...

Apple cobbler is pretty much just a wrecked apple pie.

But when you have to make it gluten free,which I do, it works best. Otherwise it tends to be soggy on the bottom (in my experience).

CHEESECAKE IS PIE

COBBLER IS PIE

Voting for pie because I love cheesecake.
Also I find many more pies delicious than I do cakes.

This thread resurrection reminds me that I have to track down the Roamin' Dough food truck around here again. Their pocket pies are damned tasty.

And to get any other doubt out of the way:

CUSTARD PIE IS PIE
TARTS ARE PIES
FLAN (of the non-creme caramel variety) IS PIE
CREAM PIE IS PIE
MERINGUE PIE IS PIE

What about trifles, crumbles, buckles, cobbler, or slumps?

Or a betty or a cherbumple?

Trifle - No crust, not really a filling per-se, NOT PIE
Crumbles - has a top crust (the crumble) and often a bottom crust - PIE
Buckle - streusel topping means PIE
Cobbler - We went over this, PIE
Pandowdy - PIE, duh
Slump, AKA Grunt - basically just a cobbler so PIE

So say we all!

CAKE IS PIE
COOKIES ARE PIE
ICE CREAM IS PIE
PI IS PIE