Corpse Party LP: I hope I get expelled from this school

Yeah, I know, I know.. 'Shut up, Rattrap.' ;__;

(A line from when you lose as Rattrap in the Beast Wars N64 game. Rattrap. I'm done.)

CORPSES!

I LOVE CORPSES! Can't wait for TASTEFUL updates. :D

'Cause... They foudn a tongue? Get it? GET IT?

We gotta nip this kind of thing in the bud....

Ahhh I got here late, but imma say it anyway before the next update comes out: Am I the only one who went, "YES! We found the tongue! And we can find the other parts and we can give them back to those murderous ghost kids and grovel for salvation!"

Anywho, once upon a time, a friend of mine introduced me to the Higurashi anime with the nailing-the-fingers scene and they didn't show it or whatever, but I was like, "No way am I watching this what the fuck is this." I wasn't always this guro freak I am right now hehe. I used to be innocent and naive and if I'd been reading this thread back then, I'd be going nooooooo and sobbing like Yuuka in this thread lol.

PS

In the taste bud.

Cripes, you people just keep mouthing off.

At least gimme some puns I can really sink my teeth into.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!

I hate all you Stargazers.

Get out.

B-but why?

This somehow seemed appropriate.

FINE. God no need to be so creepy ;_;




Please tell me Ayumi isn't a Pedophile





ADMINISTER THE HEIMLICH





Um, you give it back I guess? Geez, it's not like you should be eating it or something, that shit should have been left back in chapter 2 and besides I bet old Tongue is not as tasty as Fresh Ayumi.




We've already established this. Yes.



Gross

WELL ISN'T THAT PLEASANT.

LETS GET THIS OVER WITH :<






The hell are you implying, woman?




Don't leave us again Yoshiki ;_;

NO

Don't die, Yoshiki! D:

YOU LITTLE FUCKING GHOST

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KILL YOSHIKI I WILL

I WILL

I WILL BURN YOUR GODDAMN TONGUE

/cries quietly

YOSHIKI!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DON'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!

First post here, but I've been following this thread for a while.

YOSHIKI!!! Don't die! I liked you!

Welcome! To the insanity.

Thanks! Glad to be here. I've been lurking for a while, finally decided I should get off my butt and join. (I think it was the insanity that drew me in)

I'm just drawing in all the lurkers aren't I.

*insert clever Milkshake parody here I'm too hungover to actually write one*

My LP brings all the boys to the thread,
And they're like, "This gotta be read,"
And I'm like, "Damn right, this gotta be read.

...and that's about as far as I get before my muse shuts down in protest.
I regret nothing

If you spoil it, then you gonna be dead

And Welcome to the Family! a very good song that so acurratly describes Broken Forums. XD

Yoshiki, couldn't you have just handed it from the siiiiiddde.

NOOOOOO YOSHIKI ;;A;;
WHY NOT AYUMI, WHY GIRL WHY DON'T YOUUUU ;;A;;

No he couldn't, that was the point. When you talk to him from the side he just ignores the fuck out of you, even if you wave the thing in front of him (which is what happens when you try to talk to him again from the side).

What he really needs is some cooldude shades so that it can appear as if he's looking forward. Also because he'd look cute in cooldude shades.

YOSHIKI, NO JUST NO

Goddamnit Ayumi. why didn't you just... -,-

You all deserve a proper tongue-lashing for those puns.

I felt myself shrivel up inside a bit reading them.

AND YOSHIIKIIIIIIII~~~ D: Why did they not just like... wave the thing in front of his face like "Hay, hay little boy, lookit what I have for you~ :D"

Are we allowed to guess what might happen next?

EVERYONE DIES. ALL THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE, DIE. THERE IS NO MORE HAPPINESS. EVER.

On a separate note, fucking hell why did I think this would be a game where the people gain supernatural abilities and fight back?
What led me so wrong? I still get the feeling sometimes. *headdesking because no this is not the game why still think that*

Well...

That sounds awesome, do they get thrown into a rift in time and have to deal with an army of mechanical little boys and girls?

I find myself kicking myself for not using the "Forever Alone" tag.

So the ghost kid is secretly a Metal Gear Solid enemy?







AND HE SEEMS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO KILL OUR DEAR YOSHIKI D: D: D:

Wait so is Yoshiki still in agony?






NOTE: He says "Onee-chan" here. Felt I should put that out there.



Bitch you aren't the one STARING THE KID IN THE FACE

Oh hey, Yoshiki is fine now WHY IS THE SCREEN SHAKING



AHHHHH

WAIT

WAIT

WHY DID THE SCREEN GO BLACK

FUCK THIS

Welp. There's one down. Hopefully the others will be easier.

And nothing bad ever happens when the screen shakes before going black.

Preeeetty sure you're lying here