Corpse Party LP: I hope I get expelled from this school

I'm just gonna leave this ball of creepy here and go out to get some ice cream or something to make me feel better.

Oh sweetheart that's not even all of it :/

Holy cow, there's more? I don't have enough what for this...

For the sake of Bandwith, I'm gonna just type out the parts from the screencaps that are just black.


Once you die, that's it. Everything stops. Everything ends

These are your final moments.

Death is upon you. Heh...haha...You're going to die!

Damn Yuka is going to need some serious therapy if she lives through this.

Well, everyone will.

...What's going on with the teacher? We haven't seen her for three chapters.

Awww, little Kizami's just so goshdarn cute! Lookit that smile!

...what?

SUDDENLY, YOSHIKAZU




STOP





HAMMER TIME






I am disappointed with myself for the fact that until now, I did not have an MC Hammer Dancing gif.

You keep your imouto fantasies out of this dear :<

I'm sorry that I'm older than you. I can't help it!

Even knowing he's harmless and even helpful, his face still terrifies me.

Quite possibly the point.

So Kizami's dead?

HUZZAH!

EDIT:

Because someone had to.

btw this is my PSP theme

so

I just read this entire thread instead of sleeping and

now I'm kinda hyper-ventilating

and just
RIP psycho man-cleavage we barely knew thee (thank god)

I'm American and I've seriously never even heard of this phenominon.

That I don't agree with, you're right. I felt more liek it was the last straw in a strong of other reasons not to like her. She comes off sort of mary sue in that she has no desirable qualities, yet Yoshiki is in love with her, and when they're about to die she deus ex machinas things right with the ghosts or whatever. Freaking out on Yoshiki in favor fo Satoshi is just the final tip I need into full otu hating everything about her because her utter disrespect for him after all he's done for her is offensive to my own sensibilities. I get not faling in love with him out of obligation. I don't get being a raging bitch.

I don't think the stress has ANYTHING to do with ehr being a bitch. My first impression of her in the opening at the school was that she was a bitch messing with things no one should be messing with. When they first started travelling together, bad things or no, she was a freaking idiot diva the whole time. And when the Naomi/Seiko thing happened, the game really called it out into obviousness that it was stress making her act a fool. No such implications abotu Ayumi's scene, which leads me to believe more it was honest, unless they backpedal it later somehow.

And that's the cherry on top. I'm just glad Yoshiki told her to go fucking die if she wants to that bad instead of being guilted into believing her like she's right. I know he'll be roped back in,, but, small victories, you know? This game is hopeless.

Little Yoshikazu went hopping through the school, cornering the children and bopping them on the head.

Yoshikazu couldn't kill the small children. Yoshikazu couldn't (or didn't) kill Yoshiki. What makes you think Yoshikazu killed Kizami?

And more importantly, why did he bop Yoshiki in the first place?

Frankly, I just feel relieved since I got a little attached to him before he did anything good when we still though he was a baby murderer... Geezes, Fridge Horror, Satchiko was abusing him too if he was found with the kids, huh?

If that was obvious, forgive me, as there's a whole page of this I still haven't been able to read where they talked about Satchiko.

I have two theories. Either it's like Ayumi was babbling about, all of these people that died are going through revolving phases of, "Oh I'm feeling just fine I- WANT YOU TO SUFFER RIGHT NOW!"

OR!

He was trying to get him away from Ayumi for some reason...

I think it might have been a want to hide at least one of them from little miss Sachiko. You know, this entire time I was hoping that Yoshizaku wasn't the killer. From what had been gathered, I thought he was too much of a sweetheart to do something so cruel.

Oh, and also.

And down came the rabid Broshiki BF fanbase good fairy and she said...
"Little Yoshizaku, I don't wanna see you cornering Yoshiki and bopping him on the head!"

What is life?

Pfffft, I don't know why, but Yoshikazu suddenly bursting in out of nowhere and saving Yuka made me laugh. It was just a hilarious kind of awesome.

The Hammer Time probably made it even better. That gif was immediately saved for abuse later, by the way.

Well, I found MY new headcannon.

Ayumi, you represent everything I hate about shoujo heroines... and most otome game protagonists (except Cloaca, of course).

oh god look who just came through the door

I usually find this pretty functional for any occasion.



(To be perfectly honest though, Yoshiki's confession blew me completely out of the water when I played. I blame Naomi and Seiko's gossiping about Satoshi and Yoshiki "horsing around" for activating my fujoshi senses.)

Guess that was...just a dream...URK!! Owww...

Oolgh, my head...is throbbing...

It's pitch black, too... What happened? I remember there was a big earthquake...

Hmm? What's this...? There's something...in my hand...

(It's really tender...like some kind of...meat?!)

What the hell am I...?!







Dawwwwww lookit that blush.

I find this more humorous than I should.

Oh hey, the TV turned on.

Who wants to place bets on Taguchi doing something stupid and getting himself killed?

I kind of want to go 'Yay, some handsome guys showed up' but then I remembered which thread I was reading...

Kibiki and Kizami have the same Seiyuu, btw.

:o

That's awesome.

Let's hope that's not foreshadowing. I don't want all of the attractive guys crazy. Just dead.

....This game made me prefer death over insanity. What the hell.

Taguchi: Look at her uniform. It's from our era! It's...new! I'm sure this place accounts for a whole bunch of missing children reports...

Taguchi: And here they are, just rotting away! Aaaahhh, what kind of hell have we stumbled into?!

Kibiki: You're right. We're in danger here.

Taguchi: Glad we're in agreement. Now, you said you know a way out, right?!



Kibiki: Ah, yer, the way out. I forgot, I never did go over that with you. It's--

Taguchi: --AAAAAGHH!!

Kibiki: What's wrong?

Taguchi: There! Right over there!

Taguchi: Hey, you! Wait! Stop! --ULGH!!

Kibiki: Are you all right?!

Taguchi: Oof... I'm really sorry. I stepped on something and...the camera! Is it all right?!

Kibiki: Seems to be.

So...let's recap.

Naomi tries to shield Satoshi from a falling beam.

He shields her instead.

Comes out fine.

Gets to cop a feel.

No reprocussions and his Waifu is picking splinters off his back.

Mary Sue-ing it up here.