Crawford, Idaho - No Liberals Allowed

Discussion in 'The Sanctum Santorum' started by Anders Hallin, Jan 13, 2013.

  1. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

    And, really - if they intend their primary export to be GUNS GUNS GUNS, shouldn't they have a weapons market in the public areas too?
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  2. Inigima Hard Cider Gal

    No bullshit, you might want to tip off a favorite journalist.
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  3. wallapuctus This Is SEWIOUS

    Says you. Their faith is their shield.
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  4. Otterloop Beardy Magnificence

    Umm their FAQ:
    It's basically a White People Reservation
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  5. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Wait. So they "plan on building an armed community to protect their liberty", which so far as I can tell is code for "build an armed community to fight off the government if it comes around trying to take our guns". But then they "are a law-abiding group of people". Wouldn't that change in the event of gun-illegality? I just... what?
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  6. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    You expect logic.

    "We have to have guns to protect us from the government"

    "To protect you from the government doing what?"

    "Trying to take our guns."

    I'm sure you can spot the flaw.
  7. Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

    Their faith and their GUNSGUNSGUNSGUNSGUNS!

    I like the tourism idea as well. That reflecting pond will bring in the masses.... Once they make it through the complex gates and walls.
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  8. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    Yeah, because a bunch of paranoid crackers glaring at me while they caress the grips of their gold-plated cowboy action shooters is exactly the kind of relaxing place I plan vacations to.
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  9. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Oh, you too? We should coordinate trips next time!
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  10. Ingmar Armchair Designer

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    California
    That is weaksauce compared to the last castle I built in a D&D game. It doesn't even have a wizard's tower, man.
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  11. jeffd Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Oakhurst, NJ
    I sorta assumed the gun museum and reflecting pool (!?!) fit that niche.
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  12. SwitchKnitter Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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  13. Ingmar Armchair Designer

    Location:
    California
    No, no, that replaces the temple where you stash your cleric follower to rez people between adventures. It's clearly a religious facility for these people.
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  14. Jason T Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Oh wow. The batshit Biodome. I hope he sinks every dime in; it'd be such an appropriate apotheosis for the Tea Party's deranged cult of self-flattery.
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  15. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    If only someone would come up with a device to launch heavy projectiles at high velocity at that wall. I bet it wouldn't hold up well.

    Or perhaps some small device that launched projectiles at a high arc over the wall into the town.
  16. MrMolecule Armchair Designer

    Just think of the advertising possibilities!

    "I'm Commander Shephard, and these are my favorite guns in the Citadel."
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  17. drew Level 90 Paladin

    I just realized we already have gated communities like that around here except with golf instead of guns.
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  18. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    Hey, wait a minute.

    Main Gate.

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    Neighborhood.
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    Farmer's Market:
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  19. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Grogaboo hunting
    I'm glad that I found their costs and what's included.

    http://www.iiicitadel.com/calculator.html



    With this kind of design, also, how can anyone say no?

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    However, since the main requirement of living in The Citadel requires you to carry guns at ALL TIMES, I'm not really surprised they're giving the rifles away for free.
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  20. Jason McCullough Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Who are these people who are going to move there that don't ALREADY have an AR-15 with 1,000 rounds?
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  21. Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

    This theme would make for an AWESOME city builder
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  22. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

    My god, I can't believe I'm not the only one who thought of Terra Nova.

    Actually, my first thought was Outcasts. Which, both shows being canceled, I can see how this will end.
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  23. Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

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  24. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    California
    I would play it!
  25. Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

    I was thinking that one would have the whole city-builder production pipelines with GUNS and other goods (tracts, coins and stamps (Citadel plans to issue their own gold and silver currency)) as outputs along with inputs of food and good required through trading with non-city locals - All the citizens would be armed, resulting in accidents and occasional rages that might scare off visitors. Also, you'd have to somehow manage the panics and paranoias of the locals who would want to shoot at passing black helicopters and murder each other for a tree branch over a fence line.. that sort of stuff.
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  26. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Are there any mention of children at all in this plan? I just like how they mention that there should be a year's supply of food for one or two adults but not any kids. Hrm.
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  27. Anders Hallin Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Stockholm
    Crawford.

    Which is a Walking Dead (game) reference.
  28. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

    Where do you think they're getting the food?
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  29. Talorc Worked The System

    Location:
    Perth
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  30. tmp Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Sounds legit. They are basically building glazedcoast!, except in the land of potatoes.
  31. Drastic Beardy Magnificence

    That would be segregating the guns. Everywhere is the weapons market.
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  32. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Grazedcoast?
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  33. Reldan Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Atlanta, GA
    I'd like to think that you could have "natural disasters" happen like having someone in a hoodie show up. The end game would clearly be when the government came to take the guns and you got to give them your bullets instead.
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  34. Griot Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Raleigh, NC
    No, endgame would be RaHoWa.
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  35. extarbags Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I was disappointed when I read through their site to not see any (overtly) racist/homophobic/bigoted restrictions on who could join. It seems that as long as you're a member of the Church of Guns, you're welcome, at least officially.
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  36. Dean Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Cthulhu territory
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  37. Kildorn Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Boston, MA
    Someone thought it through and figured they'd need at least one district with decent beer or good food.
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  38. brettmcd Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Yes how dare they not meet your idea of all conservatives being racists and bigots. I mean its just obvious that its impossible for a conservative to not be those things.
  39. madkevin Despondent Fancybear

    You understand that the bunco artists pretending to build Castle Awesome Guns aren't conservatives, right Brett?
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  40. bago Level 90 Paladin

    F you and your arms.
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