Cricket, Crocket, same difference - Let's Play Hierofania!

Well, I guess he’s right… /pout




Crocket, I love you forever. Don’t pay any attention to this hater.

Here goes nothing!

Stranger is cramping our style. Can we exchange him for the blacksmith? He sounds like a badass.

(Gotta say, I also love the music in this game. Doesn't really give off a sense of danger, but it's so nice.)
It’s dark, but we can still make out people moving towards us.



We, uh, don’t have anything to say though. And improv really isn’t my thing.




They’re still coming.




C’mon, Crocket, we got this!

We ask if they have anything to say, and receive a stone thrown at our face in response. Rude!





OKAY, CROCKET, CHOPPING SOMEONE’S NOSE OFF IS POTENTIALLY NOT THE ANSWER WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHO’S ATTACKING.



WHAT THE FUCK
WE KILLED SOMEONE
SHIT, WHAT DO WE DO GUYS
I KNOW SHE'S A KNIGHT BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN

CROCKET, WHAT THE FUCK?! Is THIS how you fight the craftsmen in the town, what the FUCK?

I think they're zombies. Isn't Crocket using a wooden sword or something similar? That happening with a blunt weapon would only make sense if that guy was not human. Or maybe I'm just underestimating Crocket's strength.

It is a real sword, I think.


FUUUUUUUUUCK



Zombies? Still….shit.



Uhhhhhhhhh do zombies normally look like this?



At least we got our wish?



At least one of us is happy about this?



Lol, zombie noises. I can handle this. I played CoD once.

Ah, we're safe. Crocket is back to being crazy awesome.

TL;DR We are badass.

Ah, so I was wrong about the sword but right about the zombies. Sorry, it's been a while since I read the first part of this lp.

Guys, we failed at the first (and only) spell we tried to cast in this game. Let’s hope this one goes better.

“Sol iustitia-“ Crocket begins, but alas! My dreams are crushed again.



Wait.
Wait.
Bite?

SHIT GUYS, ARE WE GOING TO BECOME A ZOMBIE
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

That first zombie wasn’t quite dead and it bit us. I’m freaking out, guys. I don’t want to play as zombie!Crocket.



/sobbing



Goddamnit Crocket.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wait, what’s happening?!



Somebody…saved us? STRANGER, WAS IT YOU?



My feels, they are in chaos.

Deedra says she underestimated us.



Okay, all my gratitude is melting away again.

“So. Where is he?” asks Douglas.



We shrug in response.



Luckily, we won’t be turning into a zombie.

Deedra, Douglas; mouth is open, should be shut. Also, go away. We like the zombies better.

Oh no! D:

Edit: Oh more posts! Hmm...nevermind, I stand by what I typed originally!

There’s not really that much more till the next choice so I think I’ll try and finish it now.

Also we are now on the chapter Rescate which probably means rescue which probably means PRINCESS!

Deedra has the grace to ask if we’re okay.




I wasn’t going to take a screenshot of that but her face is too hilarious.

We thank them.



Okay, whatever, do your little tsun-tsun act. I know the truth. I don’t actually know the truth, he’s probably not lying
They want us to turn around and leave.



I know what you’re plotting, Deedra! YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM, HE’S MINE.
Oh, and we have to save the princess and stuff.

That’s not what the stranger told us, and I might trust him more than you. I haven’t really decided yet.
Douglas is about to say something when Deedra pulls his arm.




Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?



STOP IT. STOOOOOOP.



YOU’RE BOTH SO ANNOYING.

Don’t mind me, I’ll just stand here awkwardly like the third wheel I am.

Lol just kidding, I have better things to do! We scamper off while they’re bickering.




That’s…kind of creepy. Don’t do it anymore, Crocket.



Despite our best efforts, she doesn’t respond. Bah.



As we are heading upstairs, we spot a sparkly thing. Damn, I have a weakness for sparkly things!

DAMN YOU, TECHNOLOGY!



I freaking suck at puzzles. If this initiates a puzzle, we’re fucked. I’ll never finish the game.



CROCKET NO
THAT IS NEVER, EVER WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH CONTROL PANELS
YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL, YOU FOOOOOOL

Fuckfuckfuck-




-fuckfuck- Did we just do something bad to Douglas? This may end well, yet.

Crocket is the worst Legend of Zelda player ever. We should never let her near Myst.
And check out what happened to Douglas, maybe we can score an opportunity to point and laugh too.

"If she's laughing, it can't be that bad."

Anyway, Douglas probably deserved it.

Screw those two. We have puzzle panels to break.

Go find Douglas to point & laugh too. I mean see if we can help. Yesss, help... like a proper Knight of Justice.

Ah nooooo Darkluna, you tied us! Hopefully someone will come break the tie by tomorrow; if not, I will pick the second option because that's what I was originally going to go with.

Although I'm curious as to what happened to Douglas, we have a job to do. Continue on!

NONONO
find Douglas
he's awesome!
He is da bro, you just give him one more chance.

Also I followed this thread for long time, because I just love this game and Ludeshka too much, and I just have to say one thing:
Kia is not a bitch.
She is just realistic and she is sincerely worried about Crocket.
Also she's a bit tsun- about it.

Not helping, you guys! XD I'm going to go with the original winner, abandoning Douglas and not solving puzzles.

Noooo! It's a tie! A tie! I got here in time for that, isn't that fair? ;___;
Let's wait for somebody else to decide the future for our Crocket, ne? *puppy-sad-eyes*

I've already waited a good 14 hours, unless somebody breaks this tie in the next half hour we are abandoning Douglas.

Ok, that's reasonable enough.
Sooo...
Anybody? Saving fabulous man in distress like a REAL Knight of Justice???

While we are waiting for some good Samaritan to appear (which probably won't happen) have some of my Crocket fanart:

Your fanart is awesome, ChemicalNimu!

Looks like we're abandoning Douglas. Whatever, we have a princess to find, amirite?



They all look the same, so Crocket’s solution? Kick them down one by one, of course! We get ready, and…



OH NO GUYS WE’RE BEING KIDNAPPED!

Just kidding, it’s the stranger. I got you, didn’t I? Hahaha..haha…aha.

(We’re now on the chapter Sigue Adelante.)



Ohoho~

Monsieur stranger saw our handiwork, accidentally locking Douglas in a cage.




Aw yeah! Praise! I would be a lot more excited if you hadn’t been a jerk this whole time.

Thanks, Umazes!

Oh geee, poor Douglas. I did love his banter, annoying him was immensely fun thing to do.