Cricket, Crocket, same difference - Let's Play Hierofania!

Discussion in 'Completed/Abandoned LPs' started by Umazes, Sep 2, 2012.

  1. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    Well, I guess he’s right… /pout

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    Crocket, I love you forever. Don’t pay any attention to this hater.

    Here goes nothing!

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  2. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    Stranger is cramping our style. Can we exchange him for the blacksmith? He sounds like a badass.
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  3. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    (Gotta say, I also love the music in this game. Doesn't really give off a sense of danger, but it's so nice.)
    It’s dark, but we can still make out people moving towards us.

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    We, uh, don’t have anything to say though. And improv really isn’t my thing.


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    They’re still coming.

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    C’mon, Crocket, we got this!
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  4. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    Canada
    We ask if they have anything to say, and receive a stone thrown at our face in response. Rude!

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    OKAY, CROCKET, CHOPPING SOMEONE’S NOSE OFF IS POTENTIALLY NOT THE ANSWER WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHO’S ATTACKING.

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    WHAT THE FUCK
    WE KILLED SOMEONE
    SHIT, WHAT DO WE DO GUYS
    I KNOW SHE'S A KNIGHT BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT THIS TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN
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  5. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    CROCKET, WHAT THE FUCK?! Is THIS how you fight the craftsmen in the town, what the FUCK?
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  6. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I think they're zombies. Isn't Crocket using a wooden sword or something similar? That happening with a blunt weapon would only make sense if that guy was not human. Or maybe I'm just underestimating Crocket's strength.
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  7. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    It is a real sword, I think.
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    FUUUUUUUUUCK

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    Zombies? Still….shit.

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    Uhhhhhhhhh do zombies normally look like this?

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    At least we got our wish?

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    At least one of us is happy about this?

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    Lol, zombie noises. I can handle this. I played CoD once.
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  8. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    Ah, we're safe. Crocket is back to being crazy awesome.
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  9. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    TL;DR We are badass.
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  10. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Ah, so I was wrong about the sword but right about the zombies. Sorry, it's been a while since I read the first part of this lp.
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  11. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    Canada
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    Guys, we failed at the first (and only) spell we tried to cast in this game. Let’s hope this one goes better.

    “Sol iustitia-“ Crocket begins, but alas! My dreams are crushed again.

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    Wait.
    Wait.
    Bite?

    SHIT GUYS, ARE WE GOING TO BECOME A ZOMBIE
    FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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  12. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    That first zombie wasn’t quite dead and it bit us. I’m freaking out, guys. I don’t want to play as zombie!Crocket.

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    /sobbing

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    Goddamnit Crocket.
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  13. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    Canada
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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  14. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
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    Wait, what’s happening?!

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    Somebody…saved us? STRANGER, WAS IT YOU?

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    My feels, they are in chaos.
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  15. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
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    Deedra says she underestimated us.

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    Okay, all my gratitude is melting away again.
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  16. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    “So. Where is he?” asks Douglas.

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    We shrug in response.

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    Luckily, we won’t be turning into a zombie.

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  17. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    Deedra, Douglas; mouth is open, should be shut. Also, go away. We like the zombies better.
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  18. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Oh no! D:

    Edit: Oh more posts! Hmm...nevermind, I stand by what I typed originally!
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  19. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    There’s not really that much more till the next choice so I think I’ll try and finish it now.

    Also we are now on the chapter Rescate which probably means rescue which probably means PRINCESS!

    Deedra has the grace to ask if we’re okay.

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    I wasn’t going to take a screenshot of that but her face is too hilarious.
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  20. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    We thank them.

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    Okay, whatever, do your little tsun-tsun act. I know the truth. I don’t actually know the truth, he’s probably not lying
    They want us to turn around and leave.

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    I know what you’re plotting, Deedra! YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM, HE’S MINE.
    Oh, and we have to save the princess and stuff.
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  21. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
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    That’s not what the stranger told us, and I might trust him more than you. I haven’t really decided yet.
    Douglas is about to say something when Deedra pulls his arm.

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    Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?

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    STOP IT. STOOOOOOP.

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    YOU’RE BOTH SO ANNOYING.
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  22. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    Canada
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    Don’t mind me, I’ll just stand here awkwardly like the third wheel I am.
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  23. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    Lol just kidding, I have better things to do! We scamper off while they’re bickering.

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    That’s…kind of creepy. Don’t do it anymore, Crocket.

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    Despite our best efforts, she doesn’t respond. Bah.

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    As we are heading upstairs, we spot a sparkly thing. Damn, I have a weakness for sparkly things!
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  24. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
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    DAMN YOU, TECHNOLOGY!

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    I freaking suck at puzzles. If this initiates a puzzle, we’re fucked. I’ll never finish the game.

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    CROCKET NO
    THAT IS NEVER, EVER WHAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO DO WITH CONTROL PANELS
    YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL, YOU FOOOOOOL
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  25. DreadCop Already Beat BF's New Expansion

  26. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

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    Canada
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    Fuckfuckfuck-

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    -fuckfuck- Did we just do something bad to Douglas? This may end well, yet.

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  27. Elfaleon Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Crocket is the worst Legend of Zelda player ever. We should never let her near Myst.
    And check out what happened to Douglas, maybe we can score an opportunity to point and laugh too.
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  28. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    42
    "If she's laughing, it can't be that bad."

    Anyway, Douglas probably deserved it.
  29. Davian Korran Hatoful Pigeon

    Screw those two. We have puzzle panels to break.
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  30. Darkluna Hard Cider Gal

    Go find Douglas to point & laugh too. I mean see if we can help. Yesss, help... like a proper Knight of Justice.

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  31. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    Ah nooooo Darkluna, you tied us! Hopefully someone will come break the tie by tomorrow; if not, I will pick the second option because that's what I was originally going to go with.
  32. Sarasha Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Although I'm curious as to what happened to Douglas, we have a job to do. Continue on!
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  33. ChemicalNimu Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Omsk
    NONONO
    find Douglas
    he's awesome!
    He is da bro, you just give him one more chance.

    Also I followed this thread for long time, because I just love this game and Ludeshka too much, and I just have to say one thing:
    Kia is not a bitch.
    She is just realistic and she is sincerely worried about Crocket.
    Also she's a bit tsun- about it.
  34. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    Not helping, you guys! XD I'm going to go with the original winner, abandoning Douglas and not solving puzzles.
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  35. ChemicalNimu Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Omsk
    Noooo! It's a tie! A tie! I got here in time for that, isn't that fair? ;___;
    Let's wait for somebody else to decide the future for our Crocket, ne? *puppy-sad-eyes*
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  36. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    I've already waited a good 14 hours, unless somebody breaks this tie in the next half hour we are abandoning Douglas.
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  37. ChemicalNimu Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Omsk
    Ok, that's reasonable enough.
    Sooo...
    Anybody? Saving fabulous man in distress like a REAL Knight of Justice???

    While we are waiting for some good Samaritan to appear (which probably won't happen) have some of my Crocket fanart:
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  38. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    Your fanart is awesome, ChemicalNimu!

    Looks like we're abandoning Douglas. Whatever, we have a princess to find, amirite?

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    They all look the same, so Crocket’s solution? Kick them down one by one, of course! We get ready, and…

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    OH NO GUYS WE’RE BEING KIDNAPPED!

    Just kidding, it’s the stranger. I got you, didn’t I? Hahaha..haha…aha.
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  39. Umazes Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    Canada
    (We’re now on the chapter Sigue Adelante.)

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    Ohoho~

    Monsieur stranger saw our handiwork, accidentally locking Douglas in a cage.

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    Aw yeah! Praise! I would be a lot more excited if you hadn’t been a jerk this whole time.
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  40. ChemicalNimu Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Omsk
    Thanks, Umazes!

    Oh geee, poor Douglas. I did love his banter, annoying him was immensely fun thing to do.
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