Custom user titles

When it comes to beer, mead, and liquor I really think a lot about the flavor profiles and history and stuff and really enjoy the experience.

I just drink wine though.

It pleases me that we have actual game designers that are stuck with the "Armchair Designer" title.

I hate having that title because for me it has a different meaning. I've designed and built a range of furniture and related items, just not an armchair.

Your title is built of LIES. And possibly rich oak, with tasteful filigree.

And splinters. They're the painful reminder that Lum is clearly mocking me.

Obviously knot. Maybe if you planed with the grain, you wouldn't get so out of joint.

Dislike.

You will pine for the days when you could lumber through a thread without wood puns.

I figure I mitre as well go against the grain and join in lest it all go to waste.

Elyscape is free to carve his likes onto boring, wooden posts, and yew know he will, that are more poplar only because they have been chiseled from the same formulaic lathe.

Don't be such a stick in the mud, Elyscape. It's a-bough time you decided to grove up and took a leaf out of daemion's book. We can't just lumber about fruitlessly. Sometimes we just need to root around to plant a seed in our minds. Go out on a limb once in a while. Otherwise we'll all go barking mad from the sheer boardom.

You know what I hate? You people.

FTFY

So help me Speak With Bread, I love this thread so much.

<is totally confused as to why she was tagged here>

Why? It's the plain un-varnished truth.

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Yep, it's wood.

That is just BEGGING for a photoshop.

So Lum, what does one have to do to get the title "Not an Armchair Designer"? The next one is Keeper of the Elemental Materials and I'd rather not have that either because I don't really want Brad trying to sexually harass me.

Since he hasn't built armchairs, maybe "Armchair Armchair Designer" would be more appropriate.

I wasn't joking over in January when I said I'd pay Lum $10 to change @Nute's title to "Friend of Cabbages." TAKE MY MONEY LUM PLEASE

But that would imply that I tell Armchair Designers that they're doing it wrong and I only do that with Table Designers*

*They should be designing a Table/Jetski hybrid.

You really are picky about your (very unlikely) custom title. Maybe yours should be "High-Maintenance Armchair".

Shut up daemion, that's the secret handshake.

I still have the IRC chatlogs from your drunken rambling of that day. And they're still *HILARIOUS*.

All I know is that I'm having a fabulous time as an Armchair Designer and when my new line drops in February, so will your jaws.

Beer.

I miss being Sanctioned For Exploiting.

All I want is to be SPECIAL. And have a custom title that I haven't done anything to earn. I would even take Basically Just A Whiny Asshole!

I am going to suicide.

Can I have your Gundam avatar after you do?

I am going to donate all I have to starving orphans.

To the cause of forcing orphans to starve, I mean.

The orphans can fuck right off.

edit: SIEG FATBIRD

Lum, when/if the time comes to add new titles to the rankings, allow me to suggest Despondent Fancybear as one of them.

Wait, when did Drunk Posting stop being an Angie-exclusive?

Eta: oh fuck, this is my 386th post and I'm experiencing emotions related to Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire.

...Okay, time to calm down and not get caught up in arbitrary post milestones.

Fear me, for I now keep the Materials.

I kind of miss being a berserker. I'd prefer my current title more if it were accurate. I'm not a gal, I'm a fungus.

That said, it's probably for the best that I'm not choosing the titles. "Magister Mushroom Dungsroman," "Keeper of the Elemental Marasmius", "Bolete Berserker", "Armchair Armillaria"...

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