Custom user titles

B'aww.

BUT WHAT IF I NEED A SASSY BLACK WOMAN???

[SuperJay dislikes this]

NO EXCEPTIONS ALL MUST FEEL THE JUSTICE OF LUM

All hail SassyLum.

Son of a bitch.

It was my exact thought when I read that. Sassy Black Woman is probably the best self-title (sorry Space Reptile).

Holy crap. I am quickly approaching Critical McCullough.

I'm so giddy right now. Glad to know that I have earned my custom title around here. ;D

Nah, it's alright. I'm looking forward to changing my avi soon anyway.

/looks at points
Awwww, I'll never be a despondent fancybear!
...
Wait a second...How far have I fallen?!

I'm a fancybear! SO MUCH BETTER than an elitist negative nancy. YAY!!!

Fancybear gives no fucks.

5/10
Great graphics but not despondent enough.

There must be some drama here that I missed...

See the beginning of the thread.

I approve of these Lumly actions.

Mwahahaha! Perfect! Now I can lurk in the underbelly, hiding as a normal user again. >u>

Yeah, that's going to work. On a level of "A plan so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a weasel" to "As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University", I give this cunning plan a "Chicken Boo".

Yes, I can gain new titles again, thus allowing me to feel like I'm actually accomplishing something with myself!

FATBIRD OVERLORD IS BEST OVERLORD

ALL HAIL THE FATBIRD OVERLORD, MAY HIS REIGN BE ETERNAL!

What the shit is this, I got to be a Despondent Fancybear for all of a few hours??

There's only one thing for it. Time to delete ALL THE POSTS

I don't care, I have the best title ever now.

I was a despondent fancybear for all of 10 minutes before the new Force for Good trophy pushed me into Magister Mundi Elyscape territory. Now I am still despondent, but no longer fancy.

I do not feel worthy of this title.

Think of it as an incentive.

What is this trophy I can't even-- FUCK YEAH NEW TITLE

I'M AWESOME

FATBIRD SAID SO

EVERYBODY GETS FREE* BEER, ON ME

*haha, yeah right

Hey, I wanted to be a despondent fancybear! But I guess Elyscape is pretty cool too.

Anyone can be magnificently beardy with a little work.

Except for butter monster.

Butter cannot be bearded. It's a sad truth - it's simply impossible.

So what are all the new Elyscapes going to be mods of? Do they have to share?

*sniff* I wanna be fancybear again... Sadface.

Keep it nicely trimmed, and you can have a fancybeard. That's not too far off, is it?

Me too. But I realized that one fundamental tenet of BF titles is that they punish the members by merely existing.

In fact, I committed an error in even suggesting one that was kind of cool. They should all be awful and we should all hate them.

It's all your fault, SuperJay! Stop suggesting cool things that make other people feel good.

So, basically what you're saying is that they're userbox parasites, slowly sapping the life from your avatar. For an avatar is a source of great power, a reflection of its bearer, and in a place with spires of molten glass rising ever toward a black sky the titles feed this to the faceless man while he waits for the end, and to the end, and when this comes he takes that strength to begin anew, building a brokener forum from the ashes of the old one

also I think I might be sleep-deprived

edit: no

that caný be right

the faceless man waits, always waits, if he acts he is no longer waiting

another?

something

dunno

swear tuere was a thought here

just been up WAY too long

need to go to bed

zzz

zzz

good night

This title is an acceptable compensation for not being able to grow a real beard. A+ titles, good job Lum.

I love my new trophy for the 300% likes ratio, Lum, but I feel a little uncomfortable being 'Beardy Magnificence'. But maybe that's just me. Thank you for the new trophy, though!