DAMN YOU CHICK

Discussion in 'Drama Llama Holding Pen' started by sebmojo, Apr 9, 2012.

  1. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    As someone who had basically nothin' to do with Qt3 (I read the Hatoful thread, glanced around the rest of the forum and found it messy and unpleasant to navigate, and I think I posted twice ever), I think as long as it sticks to one or two threads that are REALLY EASILY avoided, it really isn't that big a deal. I actually enjoy reading about the random Tom hissyfits and terrible posters and such, because it's sort of hilarious and also just sort of interesting to read about. You're worrying too much if you think that it's looking like this place is only for bitchin' about Qt3 stuff. It really doesn't.

    Of course, I'm willing to go on at length about absolutely fucking stupid DAoC alliance drama if provoked, so perhaps I am not the best judge.
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  2. Lum Fatbird

    Broken Forum's icon in Tapatalk is a tapir!
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  3. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Also: Broken Forum's favicon.
  4. Kalle Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Sweden
    The people who still post on Qt3 are Tom Chick suck-ups. Especially that Dungsroman guy. He's the worst.

    (I kid, I kid. We love you Bill)
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  5. Thoro Beardy Magnificence

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    More like Snoreway
    Oh god, the stories I could tell.
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  6. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Dude, seriously!
  7. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    That's why we call it Tapirtalk.
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  8. Hanzii Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Does it involve infidelity and a messy divorce with one of the kids of the involved parties learning about it in alliance chat? If not, I win.
  9. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

  10. Mark M Elitist Negative Nancy

    The funny thing is that I'm sure you were making the same high quality posts over at QT3 that you usually make here, but it wasn't until you adopted the Autobot logo that I started putting a name to the posts & remembering who you were. It's unfair, it's shallow, but I guess it's best to know one's own flaws.
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  11. Adam B Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Minneapolis
    Also there were like 9 jeffs.
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  12. Saccaroa Armchair Designer

    Heh, I remember reading the now infamous "Avatars! Y/N" thread title and clicking on it specifically to say that while losing our long no-avatar "tradition" was a pity I still wanted them because of all the damn jeffs.
  13. Hanzii Magister Mundi Elyscape

    I heard we had 30 goddamn Jeffs...
  14. Demon G Sides Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    I don't see a favicon.
  15. Quackers Magister Mundi Elyscape

    You have to be a certain age before you're allowed to see the favicon.
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  16. Demon G Sides Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    *eyebrow twitch*
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  17. sinnick Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Ontario
    See? Demon stays around when we grief him. And he's only twelve!
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  18. Omniscia Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    Vermont
    Dude, he's old enough to remember who the Gorillaz were. That makes him at least 16.
  19. MrPants Hard Cider Gal

    So is favicon the new word for cunt?
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  20. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

    The only reasonable way to reconcile this is by making the favicon a medical-grade image of a tapir's vagina.
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  21. dermot Worked The System

    Location:
    Dublin, Ireland
    A tapir's tapir, if you will. Chick's head would explode.
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  22. Afti Cuts Down The River, Not Across The Road

    No, not a tapir; a vagina.

    Only a vagina can be reproduced with the degree of anatomical accuracy we need. Not tapirs; not pussies; not coochies; not babymakers. No, only vaginas.
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  23. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    San Jose, CA
    Strictly speaking, you're talking about vulvas, not vaginas.
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  24. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    Thank goodness you were here to clear that up.
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  25. Calistas Elitist Negative Nancy

    You forgot the Gus tags, Elyscape!

    Too soon?
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  26. Neopythia Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NYC
    30 Jeffs agree....there were a lot of Jeffs.
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  27. Mark M Elitist Negative Nancy

    It's a FACT!
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  28. Kalle Despondent Fancybear

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    Sweden
    It's not like there was any notable difference between the jeffs. If you've seen one jeff you've seen them all.
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  29. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    My dad's name is Jeff.
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  30. Adam B Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    Minneapolis
    It is an established fact that your mom is indeed well acquainted with all manner of Jeffs.
  31. MrPants Hard Cider Gal

    Very first light, chief. The Jeffs come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like ol' squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the Jeff comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the Jeff would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that Jeff, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a Jeff, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the forum turns red in spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces. Y'know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many Jeffs, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour.
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  32. quatoria Beardy Magnificence

    Show me the way to go Jeff.
    I'm tired and I want to go to Jeff.
    I had a little Jeff about an hour ago,
    and it's gone right to my head!
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  33. Bahimiron Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Choosy moms choose Jeff.
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  34. Jam Armchair Designer

    Location:
    London (JM@QT3)
    Obligatory Jeff Vader
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  35. Guido Jones Worked The System

    How about a Female dev, two guys (her boyfriend and her other boyfriend), and possible gold creation on live servers?

    And that was when I quit DAoC.
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  36. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    I think Hanzii's is "better" in the "probably made a lot of people hugely uncomfortable as they tried to ignore the madness" standpoint.
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  37. Ingmar Armchair Designer

    Location:
    California
    fuck Winter Alliance foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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  38. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Well, there's also that bit where someone found out about their parents' divorce in the game.
  39. Shadarr Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Not to mention, who the hell cares about a chick dating two dudes? Sure, polyamorous people are insufferable to talk to, but so are people who are super into MMOGs.
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  40. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    KC MO
    [IMG]
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