Blame Nerys not me. So once upon a time, there was a thread about Date Warp, and someone misread it as Date Wars, and Nerys wished upon a shooting star that this simple misunderstanding would become a REAL game. So I, the wish-granting game-making-fairy (I'm the good one; Donmai is the evil twin) made her dream a reality. What has it got? Well, what hasn't it got? Lots of things really. However, it does have undefined images, lots of stock photos of boats, multiple LIFE-IMPACTING choices, a sassy narrator, a text-input system, and MUCH MUCH MORE. Well not really that much more. But what more do you need, really? Download it for Windows here, Mac over here, and Linux over this way. Post screenshots of your favorite ships, as well, if you like.