Date Wars: A Ren'Py Strategy Game (kind of)

Blame Nerys not me.

So once upon a time, there was a thread about Date Warp, and someone misread it as Date Wars, and Nerys wished upon a shooting star that this simple misunderstanding would become a REAL game. So I, the wish-granting game-making-fairy (I'm the good one; Donmai is the evil twin) made her dream a reality.

What has it got? Well, what hasn't it got? Lots of things really. However, it does have undefined images, lots of stock photos of boats, multiple LIFE-IMPACTING choices, a sassy narrator, a text-input system, and MUCH MUCH MORE. Well not really that much more. But what more do you need, really?

Download it for Windows here, Mac over here, and Linux over this way. Post screenshots of your favorite ships, as well, if you like.

WHY DO FANTASTIC THINGS KEEP GETTING POSTED WHEN I AM AT WORK AND THUS UNABLE TO PLAY THEM

DATE WARS WILL STILL BE HERE WHEN YOU GET BACK

DATE WARS WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU

HELL YEAH.

I must remember to always use my powers for good. Or something.

I'm not sure if there's a good end in this game, but there sure is a good beginning.

The ends are neither good or bad; they are presented without judgement or label. *nods sagely*

There's... 11, I think. That sounds right, anyway.

I don't know if mine started off as well.

That was a legitimate mistake, but all let's pretend it wasn't because it's funnier that way.

ETA: Should add that I cannot stop laughing. Post more screenshots, peasants! And of course we do, Failure Hero, that sounds like an epic romance of our times.

Harvest Moon reference!
Jacquelle, I love you.

...do I want to know who you're shipping Ana with?

I want to know who I'm being shipped with. Just don't tell my legally-married wife.

I ship Ana with Shipping itself. Because of reasons.

NO U!

No screenshots of the

Broken Forum, I am disappoint.

Since I'm kinda obsessed with Les Mis after watching the movie, I made a playthrough that will make Jaquelle happy too XD

THE CULT GROWS.

Oh my god, Faust, I love you XD And that's because that route was actually written around Enjolras/Grantaire; all the practice ships I wrote the game around were Les Mis ones.

Really? I'm glad you like it, I actually flatter myself and think it's quite funny XD Btw, the ally ship was "MariusxEponine" XD

The ships I used were Marius x Cosette for Deeply in Love, Jehan x Courfeyrac for Getting to know each other, Enjolras x Grantaire for unrequited, Montparnasse x Eponine for the rival ship, and Valjean/Javert for the ally XD

I showed this to my husband, since he's partly responsible. He immediately named all the ships after WWII navy ships. And then proceeded to play down the exact same route I did my first time, which I found hilarious.

And then I replayed it and got the good end. OMG YAY!

Here's a treat for all you les miserable fans.

HOW DID I NOT PREVIOUSLY SEE THIS THREAD?

BE RIGHT BACK, I NEED TO GET ON MY LAPTOP AND DOWNLOAD THIS.

Jacque, WHY? ..The fuck did I just READ?

I'm just going to keep re-liking this post every time you quote it.

I am witnessing blatant like-farming and I am okay with this.

Geez, Jaquelle and Nerys. Get a room. Said the person who has been yandere all over videetcredere on multiple occasions.

And has propositioned much of the LP forum.

I'm okay with both of these.

Also this game can be hilariously accurate at times.

We wouldn't know what to do if you weren't doing those things, Eboby.

yaaaay

I hate you

That's a lie

So my turn to share~



Me cursing Masochism? Accurate.



My typical reaction to most things in these threads!



No. No, I don't. It wins every time.