Date Wars: Fighting for your ship with actual ships!

Alternative title what I am doing instead of homework.



This was the game inspired the Date Warp thread with Nerys, and created by Jacquelle. You can download it here. It's free, and a very short game, but with Jacquelle's permission, I'm going to be LPing it here, with you guys giving suggestions on names and choices!

And first of course, names! We need names for..

• Ourselves
• Our Ship
• The first and second person in the ship (The order of the ship is important, with the dom/top/seme/sadist/whatever you wish to call them being first, and the sub/bottom/uke/Masochist/whatever you wish to call them being second.)
• Our Rival's Ship
• The first and second person in that ship (same as with our own ship)
• Our Ally Ship
• The first and second in this OTHER ship (order not so important here, from what I can remember)

And finally...



So, Brokenites, what ships shall we be playing with today?

I just

I don't even

I love you <3

... Do I even want to know what's going on here?

Name everything [ERROR].
Everything.
MAXIMUM CONFUSION GO

If we're blaming Nerys, why not take Donmai's advice and name everything syreN, then?

Will people throw things at me if I say robots? Yes? Okay.

What's going on here is I have magic game-creating powers and I use it on this and Ozzo Ozzo Sensation.

I read that as 'game-creating portals'.

....

AWESOME!

Pick random names from people who've posted in a wacky dating game thread here and are thus somewhat unlikely to object to being madlibbed into insanity?

Use the names of the people who posted in this thread!
...
Wait shit that means I'd be included.
Totally worth it.

Seconding this.

This will go into weird and disturbing places, I'm sure.

...That said, If we absolutely must have Error-Chan in this game, I vote we ship her with Donmai.

What about shipping the threads and the people who post in them? The Sweet Pool people versus the Pokemon people versus the Be My Princess people (or something, too many crossovers?)

But, I only saw a bit of the first page in the Sweet Pool thread, because *squeamish forever*. :C

Also, we need to decide the type of relationship, still. Deeply in love, getting to know one another, or unrequited?

Oh, well, it's just the posters, not the content :)

We're all really deeply in love despite our differences

Edit: p 26 has no pictures of gameplay (yet) and a lot of posters. (just don't read the actual discussion to avoid squick)

Deeply in love and use the names of people in the thread!

(yes that's why I posted because I don't even know what's going on YAY)

As those more or less responsible for this travesty, I vote that we sentence Jaquelle/Nerys to the shipping block.

I like how you imply that I would ever charge people for this monstrosity.

I'm telling you guys now, if we hack in the Ozzo Ozzo Sensation thread with this thread, there will be epicness that will ensue.

Also, a possibly even weirded out Alko, a yandere stalking Sofalisa, and a very messed up family tree.

Oh God, what did I just proposed myself into.

Well, I'm thinking, safer for me, I'll be using the names of people in this thread for this. See if you can tell how I chose who's what? (hint: it's very stupid) HERE WE GO.

And when you choose deeply in love you have no idea, you get this.



c:



I know you guys have talked about this before, but is this 100% yandere, or just 50%?



And the creator as Captain! Nepotism, ho!











The kittyship! Who could attack a kittyship!?





... I have no idea how this pairing would work.





*RAEG* Those bastards! How dare they mess with others romance progress!?



You go, Jacquelle!





... This does not sound good.



... Of course they are.



You said it.





Well, what do we do now? Don't do anything, run off, or FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT?

Edit: Darn, I thought I resized those pictures. I guess not. Is anyone having trouble with them, and need me to try to resize them again?

ETA: Pictures look fine for me.

Wait what. ...it's like 150% yandere.

nobody tell Eboby okay that would get messy fast.

WE WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP CAPTAIN.

ALWAYS KILL ALWAYS KILL

Don't do anything! Because I don't think I've tried that option yet...

KILL THOSE BASTARDS! They killed Kenny are trying to sink our ship literally and figuratively! They need to die for our ship.

Aggressive, aren't we? Well, game, what do you think about that?



Well, the game approves. Guess it likes them feisty

.





gegi! I should have known!



...This is an interesting pairing(?)





Surely, this is the face of pure evil.







Oh no...





Owch.



You're telling me!

(Don't worry, there will be more later today, but I got to get ready for class.)

Come join the evil ship, kids. Look at the snazzy uniforms I give out.

CuteCat can play Shiori. I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE EVER SHIPPED KOZUE/SHIORI.

I approve of this thread.

Of course this is the face of true evil! Just look at it!
...
Well, I tried.
I guess I'm destined to be shipped with the pretty naval captain, oh woe is me! Hey, wait, how come I never got a uniform?
Do you like hearts? I like hearts. We can be a good ship who collect the broken hearts of shippers whose couples never became canon.

I don't either, because those foul devils have damaged our romance! Damn Yoooouuuuu!!

Wait... did I just have two girls making out on top of me?

And why did it stop? :(

This thread is epic! XD

I got sunk OFF SCREEN

this is terrible I demand a full and most bloody vengeance

You'd better have the perfect zinger here is what I'm saying.

Guess who just realized she forgot to make the pronouns in that scene gender-neutral!

I will never join you and your evil!

Hee~!

Not if I destroy you! >:C

Evil, EVIL shippers~

Yeah, I just noticed that when I was moving pictures onto imgur. XD I'm guessing you won't feel like messing with it, though.

... HAAAA, um, about that... (gonna continue in another post...)

W-well, time for our perfect zinger!





... Seriously? This is what we have to work with? Well, the middle one looks the least stupid, so let's pick that one.



Well, so was the rest of them. We are not good at zingers. :(























To war!







(One more post, and then we get choices~! )

Tell me tell me tell me!















So, how do we save our ship?