Dikemebe Mutomo's 4.5 weeks to save the world

I am speechless. I will not spoil it.

The mouse pointer is AMAZING.

... wat

This is too much. I now know I would sell my soul to work in Old Spice's marketing department. Research would just be what I do in my free time anyways.

Excuse me. I need to go and coat my boyfriend in Old Spice to see if it makes him as awesome as Dikemebe Mutomo.

Reminds me of Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden, except with more Robot Unicorn Attack. I like it.

This kicks ass. I can't wait to see what the next few weeks bring!

Yeah... I'm getting that feel from it too.

Actually, now that Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden has been mentioned, I feel obligated to mention Afti's doing an LP of that game in the LP forum. Come for the batshit insanity, stay for... well, pretty much the same reason.

And now I feel obligated to mention that there's a Kickstarter for the sequel to Barkley Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden.

I can't help but wave my finger along with it...

"Edutainment BLANK" made me pull the trigger. Dammit, and I don't think I've ever gotten more than ten minutes into the original. Most of the pitch doesn't even make sense, and in a bad way, but this is pure reptile brain reaction.

Bluriges?

Week three game is out.

I love this thing. Don't care about the product it's trying to sell me (and the game doesn't seem like it gives a damn, either).

P.S. Linger around on the splash screen for a while.

For friendship!

Not sure if I like Science the Bear or random turkey more. Both are so awesome.

I love Random Turkey.

I think the lower case r and t in the name are an integral part of the character.

The blinkey, flappy doves are the cutest thing ever.

Week 4 up.

"But I just just put down a thirty year mortgage on this movie popcorn! Blllasstt!'

The Teenage Vampire Romance section is awesome.

I think we're going to make the ring before the world ends. Just a hunch.

This is ridiculous. Who knew ad campaigns could be so fun?

Week 5. Will the WORLD SURVIVE?

Also random turkey deserves his own television show.

I appreciate that they put in such an easy exploit in the final boss. He was tough.

Damn... and here I was doing it legit. Kinda wish I'd have known that, as Evil Dikembe tends to clip me at least once... which, even with full power-ups, kinda bites.

Also, is it me, or are there some major point opportunities in the last game? I managed to get 70,000 points the last time I played... then again, that's mainly because I manged to beat it without using a continue. I'm not too bad at bullet hells, and it helps that Week 5's game is actually quite a bit more lenient than what I'm used to.

Also, I want the soundtrack.

We saved the world!

"How is that even possible?"

I am proud. I stayed up late last night and saved the world.

That was a glorious end to a glorious ad campaign. And I STIIL want that soundtrack.

Also, It seems like the games are still playable after you watch the "We Saved The World" movie, which is pretty neat. No clue how long that will remain an option.

I was never able to deliver the American-sized hoagie sandwich and 128-ounce soft drinks to feed the princess. But I'm still alive and not dead, so I'm grateful to those of you who did.

Nothing will truly bring back our only friend...that is a bear... that talks. But we've bought another year and a half, and that's good enough for government work.

That was a very hard bit. Your greatest chance of success was the boss jumping over you, you blasting her as much as possible before you have to jump over her then collecting all the health she drops.