The obviously appropriate and proportional response to a teenager posting a "vote no" message (on the recent MN ballot measure that attempted to enshrine homophobia in the state constitution): Tell him he can't be confirmed as an adult in the church, and when her parents ask you about it ban the lot of 'em from partaking in communion. "Golly, all these newfangled Internets sure do get in the way of my hate preachin'!" I just can't imagine how Christianity is having trouble attracting and retaining young believers! Obviously making sure fags know their place is a valuable part of...whateverthefuck reasons people have for getting their skybeard on on Sundays. BONUS ROUND: You can lose your job, too!