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Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by Hanzii, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Grogaboo hunting
    All you turians look the same to me.
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  2. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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  3. XPav Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Grogaboo hunting
    No, it's speciest. Totally different.
  4. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI
    That's the best gif I could find, you alienphobe.
  5. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    There is a huge hole in the Internet that can only be filled by making an alien leaning into the camera and screaming "That's speciest!" Someone do this and you shall be immortalized.
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  7. bobj Despondent Fancybear

  8. heloder I Pretty Much Live Here

  9. russellmz Oh, Come On

    homer's got the best sperm impersonation i've ever seen.
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  10. Ryslin This Is SEWIOUS

    You can too breathe through your nose with your tongue out. It isn't easy but doable. You constrict the back of the tongue to close the throat.

    What it should say is you cannot breathe through your nose if your mouth is wide open and throat unobstructed, but I suppose that would ruin the whole list thing.

    oy then I finished reading it

    -facepalm-

    AND .. you don't look like a dog, you can do it the cat way if you want.
    I promise to stop editing this post and take more pain meds honest.
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  11. nooteh Oh, Come On

    Australia's Fox News.

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  12. Quitch Keeper of the Elemental Materials

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    People with a sense of shame would have deleted that post. Good for you.
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  13. Jamie Madigan Armchair Designer

    Reminds me of this trick test they gave us in grade school. At the top it said "Read through this entire test before beginning." Then following that were a bunch of numbered tasks starting with simple math problems then progressing to things like "Stand up and announce 'I HAVE REACHED NUMBER TWELVE.'" The last item was "Stop. Do not do any of the stuff above. This was a trick to see if you would follow the directions to read everything first. Just sit at your desk quietly." Inevitably some kids would embarrass themselves by standing up and announcing their progress while the rest of us were in on the joke.

    Man, my teachers really were a bunch of jerks, weren't they?
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  14. fadeaccompli Magister Mundi Elyscape

    We got that one too. I was the only kid in class who actually read all the way to the end first. I still think it's a mean trick to play on kids; if you have a limited amount of time to do a test, of course you're going to want to get through the early stuff as fast as possible, not waste your time reading and rereading. No real exam ever goes "Also, forget what you read earlier, don't do that after all." It'd be a sign of poor test-writing.
  15. MrPants Hard Cider Gal

    Except it said at the very top to read through the whole thing first. That's not mean.
  16. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

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    NJ
    Why such lengthy discussion of something that is neither funny nor clever?
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  17. Matthew Gallant Despondent Fancybear

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    Austin, TX
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  19. Nute Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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  20. Lizard_King Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    (not mine) (either the crocs or the dog) (or the picture)
  21. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    Good dog! Gooooood dog! Who's a good dog? WHO'S A GOOD DOG shitting in those cheap, tacky Chinese-slave-labor-made pieces of crap? YOU ARE. YES YOU ARE
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  22. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

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    Job 3:26
    Why are there poop marks in the other shoe?
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  23. dermot Worked The System

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    Dublin, Ireland
    If you look carefully at the picture again, you might find a clue.
  24. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

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    Job 3:26
    I've done all the CSI work I plan to do on the poop picture.


    enhance
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  25. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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  26. Footmunch Oh, Come On

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    UK
    Is he actually lifting off the pen, or is the paper waxed in some fashion?
  27. MrPants Hard Cider Gal

    Looks like he's just varying the width of the lines and if so he's a freak of nature. Weird talents like that are fascinating.
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  28. Ben Sones Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Lordran
    That's one of Faber-Castell's brush pens, so the tip is actually a tiny brush and you can vary the width and quality of the stroke via pressure.
  29. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    nVidia releases a flagship $1,000 single-GPU video card. Via some digital detective work I've uncovered what it really is:

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  30. Dean Despondent Fancybear

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    Cthulhu territory
    In honor of tomorrow's Sony press conference:

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  31. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    There are two analog stick IVs.
  32. MatthewF Elitist Negative Nancy

    There's two of every stick except V.
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  33. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

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    That stick is underneath.
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  34. Hanzii Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Well, I think it's funny. We publish all our magazines in the four Scandinavian countries and sometimes dread what will happen to our headlines when they come back from the Finnish translator...
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  35. JoshV Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Gift of the hell breeder? That sounds like something I need to read.
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  36. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

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    The barcode on #3 just ruins that whole picture.
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  37. Meserach Despondent Fancybear

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    Blighty
  38. Rywill Elitist Negative Nancy

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    Los Angeles
    I call shenanigans. I can't imagine anybody could actually do that; it almost has to be fake. On top of that, notice how in the second gif the spiral lines are crooked and of varying distance to each other, but all the same width; but in the fourth photo the lines are now equally spaced and pretty close to exact curves, but are of different widths to create light and shadow in the shape of a picture. #2 looks like exactly how a big spiral would probably turn out if any of us tried to draw a big spiral; #4 looks like something done on a computer.
  39. Ben Sones Elitist Negative Nancy

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    I doubt that they did it on a blank sheet of paper, as the first two GIFs imply. And I agree that the first two GIFs are clearly not the same as the finished drawing. But I have no doubt that they actually drew the final image by hand. It's not a particularly difficult technique; they almost certainly penciled in the image first, though, and then did the going-in-circles trick with that as a reference. And I'd bet that by the time they did the final image, they figured out that it's a lot easier to do with the drawing board mounted to a lazy Susan, so that they can spin the paper while holding the pen in one place.
  40. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

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    Ferndale, MI