Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by Hanzii, Mar 23, 2012.
I've never noticed how extremely phallic the Serenity is until I saw this thumbnail.
Oh! Best Iron Man Evar!!
BEST PREZ EVAR
edit: Curse my metal bodyyou
SuperJay, I wasn't fast enough
Should I recognize that girl?
As good a place as any to use this pic.
McKayla is disappoint, son.
I love that president so much right now.
Riight! Guess I'm just not on the internet enough yet.. Must try harder!
Such a fancy lady.
Camp Julien, outside Kabul.
This is neither funny nor clever, just sad. It was a job I had for a few years while in college at a logistics company that dealt with semi-conductors for Texas Instruments. I had an exciting and rewarding position processing packages for shipment and as you can see by the care that went into making this wonderful trophy, they were extremely dedicated to making sure I knew how important I was.
The photo of me is hard to see at this point, but a few notable things: it was taken on my first day back from a bout of conjunctivitis (pink eye) so it's among the most pathetic looking photos ever taken of me and the "plaque" I'm holding up is a piece of paper decorated with MS Word clip art and "RECOGNITION" at the top in a very fancy font. Apparently my boss was told to give her employees recognition and she took it quite literally.
SEE JASON RUN. RUN JASON RUN (to another job).
"The multi-tasked he does best describes him." And how!
Was "March 2002" a euphemism for something? ;)
I like how right at the end, they just throw in that you are awesome.
The presumably accidental use of ironic quotes is what really makes it.
You should send it in to UnecessaryQuotes.com.
Jesus fuck spoiler tag that shit.
...slash nerd pandering.
As an author and a musician, I take issue with the claim that athletes have less skill than I do. What athletes do is amazing. I also take issue with the claim that being a scientist takes more skill (not saying it takes less either, though much of science is just lab work). In any case, I guess it's a funny graph, since the whole point is that having sex takes no skill (though my girlfriend knows that I personally don't believe that...nowatimsayin). And taping it takes even less.
Sorry, but did you just explain the joke? Really?
GUS IS BACK!
I was gonna post this in the weather thread, but nah.
Sort of. I felt the need to clarify that I knew it was a joke and was just taking issue with some of the details. Plus, I wanted to throw in the comment about how I had mad sex skillz!
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