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Wayside School is real?

Please tell me this is an actual occurrence in The Sims.

I like to think that picture's from The Fantastic Four mod for The Sims. It's from early in the game where you get to play as the mother of both little Jonny and little Suzie Storm, both of whom are in that picture.

I don't see Sue - oh you clever bastard.

not really I don't think.

This is on a menu, somewhere that is probably awesome.

I always thought that people who enjoyed their meat cooked well-done were more evolved - for a post-nuclear world where the only source of sustenance is the ashes of civilization floating in the air.

Yes.

Also:

And speaking of well-done food! *rimshot*

FIFY.

How sad.

Quick, someone tell me the best way to eat a cheesesteak!!

Made with mascarpone and pumpkin!

Order chicken.

Crazy fact - You can get an excellent crust on a medium-rare steak. I HAVE MY STEAK AND EAT IT TOO.

The thing that puts the Onion so high up is their attention to detail. Little stuff like the scrolling headlines underneath the anchor during the news story, for example:

Want!

No. First I tried to free them. I... I opened the gate to their pen, but they wouldn't run. They just stood there, confused. They wouldn't run.

Did you try calling them?

You might try to lure them with a nice sale, too:

Right after this pic was taken, the cat gave the dog some blankets that were infected with smallpox.

This face switching meme is starting to give me nightmares.

Do you still hear them cry, Clarice?

It's a new buddy comedy starring David Morse and Kevin James.

Probably more cute than funny. I always wondered what the dog was praying for, though.

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