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Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by Hanzii, Mar 23, 2012.

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  1. Mandella Worked The System

    Pretty sure I bought one of these things, back in the day.

    "Nor does it fit into any case known to man."

    Now I know I did.....
    Mandella, Dec 3, 2012
    #3761
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  2. Kat Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Location:
    That thing I sent you
    tumblr_me74vtB3lh1qb7tjfo1_500.jpg
    Kat, Dec 3, 2012
    #3762
    Bladida and Elyscape like this.

  3. MarinusWA I Pretty Much Live Here

    Location:
    Neverlands
    Grumpy bird sure has a shiny coat.
    MarinusWA, Dec 3, 2012
    #3763
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  4. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    [IMG]
    Raife, Dec 3, 2012
    #3764
    Drastic, Saxman_72, Eric T. Cheng and 9 others like this.

  5. BleedTheFreak Armchair Designer

    Location:
    Iowa
    [IMG]
    BleedTheFreak, Dec 3, 2012
    #3765
    Hanayuki, Kalle, Warren and 12 others like this.

  6. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Some of those are absolutely marvelous.
    Elyscape, Dec 3, 2012
    #3766
    SpoofyChop, Harkonis and Raife like this.

  7. Raife Magister Mundi Elyscape

    #5, #6, #8, & #10 don't belong on that list. Because they are awesome.

    Especially not #10.
    Raife, Dec 3, 2012
    #3767 Last edited by Raife, Dec 3, 2012
    binglebeep, Bill Dungsroman, Hanzii and 1 other person like this.

  8. Meserach Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Blighty
    Yeah, I've seen that list around a lot before, often intermixed with entries from another one like it. I highly doubt any of them were written unintentionally, or by high school students (unless they were clever high school students deliberately shooting for humour). Nevertheless, as examples of deliberately affected poor writing they are very funny.

    If you enjoy things in that genre, you should definitely check out the Lyttle Lytton awards - the contest to write a deliberately bad opening line for a novel, but in a small number of words, unlike the original Bulwer-Lytton contest, which tends toward prolixity for its own sake.
    Meserach, Dec 3, 2012
    #3768
    SpoofyChop, Lizard_King, Griot and 1 other person like this.

  9. milo Hivemind Coordinator

    Location:
    Irvine, CA
    milo, Dec 3, 2012
    #3769
    Meserach, Elyscape and Lizard_King like this.

  10. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    #10 is the best analogy I've ever seen. You can't teach that sort of genius.
    OZ 4.0, Dec 3, 2012
    #3770

  11. daemion Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Dr. Fred's Laboratory
    They're not bad analogies. You want a bad analogy? Ask Jibble
    daemion, Dec 3, 2012
    #3771
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  12. dermot Worked The System

    Location:
    Dublin, Ireland
    Bonus points if you can get him to explain the relative merits of jetskis over tables using an analogy.
    dermot, Dec 3, 2012
    #3772
    Charles, anaqer, Speak With Bread and 1 other person like this.

  13. Jibble Armchair Designer

    You can't just ask me. They have to flow naturally through me when the time is right.
    Jibble, Dec 3, 2012
    #3773
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  14. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Like diarrhea.
    Elyscape, Dec 3, 2012
    #3774
    MrPopov, Charles, Mirriam and 7 others like this.

  15. jellyfish This Is SEWIOUS

    Jetskis can soar over the water, like a clever play of words can sail over your head, whereas tables using an analogy do so without being asked to, just like my using analogy in this post.
    jellyfish, Dec 3, 2012
    #3775
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  16. Shadarr Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    The tide came in in an angry rush, like a swarm of ant-sized ex-wives ruining a picnic.
    Shadarr, Dec 3, 2012
    #3776
    daemion, Jasper, Elyscape and 2 others like this.

  17. sinnick Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Ontario
    That left a bad taste in my mouth, like the kind you get when you're told that whatever it was you just ate, it certainly wasn't ham.
    sinnick, Dec 3, 2012
    #3777
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  18. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    [IMG]
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3778
    Hanayuki, Drastic, vayaviya and 19 others like this.

  19. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    Alligator, Dec 3, 2012
    #3779
    Mirriam, Eric T. Cheng, Meserach and 2 others like this.

  20. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Job 3:26
    AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    kerzain, Dec 3, 2012
    #3780
    Mirriam, Meserach, Elyscape and 1 other person like this.

  21. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    [IMG]
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3781
    Hanayuki, Drastic, vayaviya and 19 others like this.

  22. Pogo Hard Cider Gal

    So realistic.
    Pogo, Dec 3, 2012
    #3782
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  23. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    [IMG]
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3783
    Hanayuki, vayaviya, Baldr and 15 others like this.

  24. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    [IMG]
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3784
    Hanayuki, Drastic, vayaviya and 18 others like this.

  25. kerzain Beardy Magnificence

    Location:
    Job 3:26
    AFK, DYING
    kerzain, Dec 3, 2012
    #3785
    Hanayuki, Jason T, Mirriam and 3 others like this.

  26. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    [IMG]
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3786
    Hanayuki, Drastic, vayaviya and 18 others like this.

  27. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    THESE IMAGES ARE NEITHER FUNNY NOR CLEVER


    GET OUT
    Alligator, Dec 3, 2012
    #3787
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  28. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    [IMG]
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3788
    Hanayuki, Drastic, vayaviya and 20 others like this.

  29. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    You're welcome.
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3789
    Hanayuki, salwon, binglebeep and 14 others like this.

  30. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Disagree. They're fucking hilarious.
    Elyscape, Dec 3, 2012
    #3790
    Hanayuki, dermot, Mirriam and 10 others like this.

  31. MrPants Hard Cider Gal

    Holy crap, I don't even understand those pictures. Are they meant to sell the product or eat away at the soul?
    MrPants, Dec 3, 2012
    #3791
    Lizzy W, Poe, daemion and 3 others like this.

  32. Elyscape Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    No reason it can't be both.
    Elyscape, Dec 3, 2012
    #3792
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  33. Ben Sones Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Lordran
    DO NOT WANT.
    Ben Sones, Dec 3, 2012
    #3793
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  34. Shadarr Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. FYI Athryn, all the likes I'm giving you on unrelated posts are for this.
    Shadarr, Dec 3, 2012
    #3794
    Hanayuki, SuperJay, AaronSofaer and 2 others like this.

  35. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    Okay, I have to know - WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? Is that compiled in full somewhere? Was that actually made by Frasaco? ENQUIRING MINDS ETC
    RyanMM, Dec 3, 2012
    #3795

  36. Athryn Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Staring at a Computer Screen
    My brother linked it to me, I'm guessing it's a clever calendar they give out at trade shows. I am seriously tempted to order one because it is the BEST.

    Full gallery is here.
    Athryn, Dec 3, 2012
    #3796
    binglebeep, Shadarr, Mirriam and 2 others like this.

  37. OZ 4.0 Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    NJ
    BURN THE WITCH!!!
    OZ 4.0, Dec 3, 2012
    #3797

  38. RyanMM Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    Ferndale, MI
    I WANT TO GIVE THIS TO EVERYONE FOR FESTIVUS
    RyanMM, Dec 3, 2012
    #3798
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  39. aaron Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Washington DC
    That was amazing. The last one with the present was too much.
    aaron, Dec 3, 2012
    #3799

  40. Fargull Beer

    Location:
    Texas - Most days
    Those are Dick Roman approved!
    Fargull, Dec 3, 2012
    #3800
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