Funny/clever images goes here

Pretty sure I bought one of these things, back in the day.

"Nor does it fit into any case known to man."

Now I know I did.....

Grumpy bird sure has a shiny coat.

#5, #6, #8, & #10 don't belong on that list. Because they are awesome.

Especially not #10.

Yeah, I've seen that list around a lot before, often intermixed with entries from another one like it. I highly doubt any of them were written unintentionally, or by high school students (unless they were clever high school students deliberately shooting for humour). Nevertheless, as examples of deliberately affected poor writing they are very funny.

If you enjoy things in that genre, you should definitely check out the Lyttle Lytton awards - the contest to write a deliberately bad opening line for a novel, but in a small number of words, unlike the original Bulwer-Lytton contest, which tends toward prolixity for its own sake.

Washington Post Simile Outrageous, 1995.

#10 is the best analogy I've ever seen. You can't teach that sort of genius.

They're not bad analogies. You want a bad analogy? Ask Jibble

Bonus points if you can get him to explain the relative merits of jetskis over tables using an analogy.

You can't just ask me. They have to flow naturally through me when the time is right.

Jetskis can soar over the water, like a clever play of words can sail over your head, whereas tables using an analogy do so without being asked to, just like my using analogy in this post.

The tide came in in an angry rush, like a swarm of ant-sized ex-wives ruining a picnic.

That left a bad taste in my mouth, like the kind you get when you're told that whatever it was you just ate, it certainly wasn't ham.

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So realistic.

AFK, DYING

THESE IMAGES ARE NEITHER FUNNY NOR CLEVER


GET OUT

You're welcome.

Holy crap, I don't even understand those pictures. Are they meant to sell the product or eat away at the soul?

DO NOT WANT.

Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've seen in weeks. FYI Athryn, all the likes I'm giving you on unrelated posts are for this.

Okay, I have to know - WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT? Is that compiled in full somewhere? Was that actually made by Frasaco? ENQUIRING MINDS ETC

My brother linked it to me, I'm guessing it's a clever calendar they give out at trade shows. I am seriously tempted to order one because it is the BEST.

Full gallery is here.

BURN THE WITCH!!!

I WANT TO GIVE THIS TO EVERYONE FOR FESTIVUS

That was amazing. The last one with the present was too much.

Those are Dick Roman approved!