I am not a fan of normal politicians and leaders. I am really not a fan of hereditary leaders. But Kate Middleton is apparently going to have a baby. By my calculations this individual will be about 315th in line to be the next hereditary figurehead of the United Kingdom after Prince Charles, Prince Merkin, and Prince William. Given that Queen Elizabeth 2 is about 450 years old and refuses to die before her dingleberry son, I'm predicting that Baby Middleton will be "monarch" by about 2243 at this rate. Modern medical technology is really making it difficult to get one's rightful turn at being a wealthy parasite tireless symbol of national pride.