Gakueeeeen Handsomuu!~ (Gakuen Handsome)

If this even

Teacher A: On your mark, get set.....

*bang!*

yara: (Huh? The body doesn't move....)



*DUN DUN DUNNNN*

yara: !?
Shiga-kun! What's with this knot? It looks really ominous!

Shiga: What, it's a knot of the three-legged race...



*FWOOSH*



yara: W-We're flying!

Shiga: This is power of an ancient kind.

yara: (It is amazing, The first place in winning by a wide margin! However......)



Student A: The people who are flying there are disqualified.

yara: (Aw...)



.....yea
i got nothing

Pictured: Shiga

Jiro: Then, the victory is announced. The victory... Second year P class!

*clap clap clap*

Is our class a last place...? You might say, it's because we were disqualified....



Shiga: *mumble grumble bawwww*
I was sorry today. Because a three-legged race was a competition to fly in the sky in my hometown ...

yara: Ah, The reason is that so... It can't be helped you might say. Common with a difference with local manners and customs....

Shiga: However, it was happy to be with you today... Sankyu. See you tomorrow.

yara: (Shiga-kun, He apologized to me honestly and fairly ... Did shrink a little distance??)

Sure yara. Sure.



It was happy today.....
Goodnight...

Oh, well it all makes perfect sense now. I think magical flying bondage should get you bonus points, but that's just how it works in my hometown

November from today. I will try the best!



After school... Let's go to the club activities.



Teruhiko: The contest of autumn has approached soon.
Everyone, When it begins the work making, it is nice. Your sexy works, The expectation does!

yara: (The first contest for me. What to do..? What shall we draw in the motif??)

1. Poop.
2. Saionji-sensei.

Great. This again. Just great. Y'know I would take Shiga and his ancient transfer-student powers over this any day of the week.
hey whatever happened to student council anyway? Since we chose both, does art club take precedence? although I have a feeling SC would be just as bad... orz

If you want to win, you know what you must draw

But do we really want to win this way D:

Let us draw shota-sensei. It will end up as poop anyway.

Let us try... just... try to move away from the poop that this game so, so, so wants to force upon us

and draw Stubbleshota-sensei.

I'll change my vote, but only if we can draw sensei in a samba outfit

yea, eff off sensei, we're tired of you're.... you.



yara: If you draw a beautiful sensei in the motif. It is sure to become a beautiful picture! I will try the best!!



Goodnight....
That night, I had that dream again where I was a dumpling...



yara: Shigarita, are you okay!?

Shigarita: I'm calm. Because I have the Gongurion pendant, which has the power to repel low-level demons... Apart from that, you are the one in danger....!



yara: Gah, demons over here....!!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Shigarita: Strike! Watch out!



Shigarita: Spirit of holy flame... power to me! Light magic, BURNING GUST FIRE!

*BAM!*



yara: It is amazing... Monsters by one hit...!

Shigarita: If there is magic of Sashiesuta (???), it is easy to defeat them... Okay. Let's head for Maruzeru quickly. Let's hurry, strike!

yara: Y...Yes! Let's do our best!



Shigarita, MAJI KAKKOII...!!

Shiga you just keep getting better and better.
I mean.... uh maybe SHIGARITA is a secret character?????

This is going to pull a Hatoful Boyfriend on us and there are going to be RPG battles before the end of this.

The low level demons are adorable, but...Shigarita's hands.....why, Eboby, why would you make me notice the hands??

Oh god I HOPE IT DOES. It would be glorious. Chinstab attaaaack~

yara: See you later.

As a result of the high school art contest, the announcement today. My work. How??



Well, my work...



…. It has written death!!



Teruhiko: Yo, uhhhhhh yara.
It is given the work which was most shit in this contest “Death prize”. Well, There is such a thing because it just started painting! You only have to be going to try the best at the hereafter.

yara: Yes...
(The encouragement of the pain confusion has been accepted... However that is snubbed for a moment, If you do not do this in the spring......)

sensei, you really worry me



Goodnight....



It is holiday today... Any plans is a however that not is, It is fine... What to do??

1. Shop in the town.
2. The muscle training is done.
3. The internet is done.

I am so ready

Do the muscle training. That way when sensei tries to lay down the encouragement of the pain confusion, you can be strong and fight back.

(He is a terrible teacher)

The internet is done.

I know that probably means to "do" the internet, but I like the mental image of the internet being over.

Well, the internet is already done. Okay, let's done it again.

All of their hands are so tiny. This game has a case of anti-yaoi hands, or yuri fists if you will.

This means Gakuen Handsome is the chosen one.

The internet is done.

Because I'd like to think that means he finds the Ozzo Ozzo Sensation LP thread.

The muscle training is done.

Hey, what happened to our childhood best friend?

Internet is done. Maybe chidhood best friend will be online on Bookface and we can chat with him.

Shop in the town.

I have nothing left to say to this except Shiga, thank you for being the oasis within this game. Which is depressing to think about, all things considered.

I'm going to use my real life experience and say the internet is done.

Also, Yara's reaction to being disqualified due to flying being forbidden made me laugh way too hard. Shiga, you are the best in this awful, awful game.

He's being a productive member of okonomiyaki society while yara gets harassed by smelly teachers and slimy principals.

git er dun internet

yara: Holiday is limited~. The cat blog of the favorite first.....
...Huh? Someone's in a bad temper.... In the comment column, “Only accept Persian cats. Anythng else, die.”, the raging person is as writing being....
...Huh? The handle name “Gonshigashi” is Shiga Shingo! Shiga-kun what are you doing!!

*dial tone*

Shiga: ...What.

yara: Were you the one who trolled the cat blog? Stop it! I don't understand why you're doing this!

Shiga: ... Sorry. Already stop it... It was lonely on holiday...

yara: Time killing! I will go together next week on the next holiday because a D-Beans world cat exhibition seems to live! Therefore such a thing is already stopped.

Shiga: It understood. It looks forward...

*click*

yara: The promise of the date has been obtained casually... It is happy in the killing two birds with one stone!

woop woop!

Shiga-kun! Trolling cat blogs! How could you?! D;

laughing and crying, people. laughing and crying.

Shiga... Shiga-kun loves persian cats ? I love you so much ;___;

yara: *sigh*... It was a mysterious day today. Is the night already......?

1. It goes to Yuu's room. (To save)

*knock knock*



Yuu: Ah... Onii-chan.... What's up....?

yara: W... What happen Yuu.? Though it seems to be unwell...

Yuu: All right, is safe... If it sleeps for a moment... Because it get better... *cough cough*

1. I have to nurse you!
2. Doudemo E ("Whatever, it doesn't matter." I just thought doudemo E was cute okay)

well I'm guessing I can't save so tell me what to do. If this gets weird then it's all your fault I'll skip it.

Doudemo E

This a BL game. Sorry, sis.

... I want to nurse Yuu because that's the human thing to do, but I am APPREHENSIVE.

yara: Doudemo E.



And, Yuu died....



keifufairies YOU KILLED YUU GJ

Good end get !

... what ?

WHAT DID THE PRINCIPAL DO TO HER

Since you got a lame game over ending, it shouldn't hurt to go back and help yuu, right?

... right?

HOLY FUCK WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

I swear if Yara does something to Yuu while nursing her I will flip something

yara: By a such red face... Might the cold obviously. Wait,, Because it, hot sheet.. right now brings it.



Yuu: Ehehe... Onii-chan is kind....

yara: The reason is that that does obediently lying down because it is nice. The hot sheet sticking, Make after rice porridge.



im pretty sure you put the leeks in the rice, not the bed
or have I been doing that wrong all my life

Yuu: Onii-chan.... Thank you....

yara: When you energetic always show such face. Is the there is no reason that can be left it alone? Please do not pretend to be tough. You may rely on even how much.

Yuu: Ehehe... Always though Onii-chan without reliance... It looks amazing and manly now... It is strange...

yara: You, An impertinent thing is said, and ... is entirely cheerful~.

Yuu: Fufu, don't be so shy... For me, Onii-chan is Onii-chan and I'm so glad... right....

yara: (It has slept... She's a cute the reason is that however only if sleeping......
Although she's cheeky, weak in some places, so I have to protect....)

Phew!

Leek. Leek everywhere D:

Is she... Is the Protagonist of one of those creepy eroge games where she's vying for the Onii-chan route, or has her interaction with the fucking creepy principal who makes Amanohashi look romantic and sensible tainted my interpretation?