Gakueeeeen Handsomuu!~ (Gakuen Handsome)

Damn D<

My master plan, foiled by a reload.

I'm going to take "Onii-chan is Onii-chan" as "Brother is Brother is Brother is Brother IS BROTHER BROTHER BROTHERRRR"

yara: See you later.

The cultural festival is today!



It does. Where shall we go...??

1. It goes to the food stall of 2-B class.
2. Walk around aimlessly.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
The correct answer is always food.
"Get your dying boyfriend to a hospital or go to the supermarket before they run out of half-price bento"
"DO YOU REALLY NEED TO ASK"

.... Is this even a question.

Food stalls are always the best option.

Do we know which characters are from 2-B class?

Walk around aimlessly.

I think we're in 2-B, so it'd be childhood friend and cat wizard. and smelly sensei.

Food. We need to replenish the leek supply

Go for food. Hopefully yara can avoid poo jokes while he eats.

In our class, surely, they opened a okonomiyaki shop with Takuya as the leader.



Takuya: RASSHASE!!!!!! Oh, uhhhhhhh yara!

yara: Are we thriving?

Takuya: Ah, Crowded large flourishing business! It is can't wait of the okonomiyaki workman!
That is right, Do not you go to eat by one either.? Specially-made Ca*BEEP*lorieMate fruit flavor pork meat balls about which it thinks for the sake of today!

1. I eat.
2. You must eat.

I have no idea what CalorieMate tastes like, but fruit with pork could be good? Depending on the fruit? Shall we take a gamble on Takuya's decent sprite?

Well, we liked his food last time, so yes, take a chance.

I am going to regret the vote I made.

Pork and pineapples, baked apples, or baked pears is yummy. I eat!

Chomp chomp...

yara: This tastes like shit! Die!



Goodnight...

well I'd say we've managed to offend everyone besides Shiga so far

Sorry for the double post, but I looked up Calorie Mate and Wikipedia says the player character in Hatoful boyfriend eats CalorieM**e on the hike, so there's that.

Edit: apparently it tastes like shit according to the update

............

I FUCKING KNEW I'D REGRET IT.

December from today. I will try the best!

We're looking at the endgame folks! I sure hope so, I mean this game probably only lasts till Christmas since that's romantic right

right



After school... Let's go to the club activities.

not again....



Teruhiko: Though it is sudden, The sketch is practiced today.
The either sketch that what draws: because it is basic. I do the model to the special today.



sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yara: (Se, Sensei.... He's beautiful...!!)

Teruhiko: OK. Try to reproduce this sexy aura on a canvas!



Teruhiko: Hou... It is nice. It is likely to be able to draw well quite! Times of doing are the first sketches. Was it something easier this time?

1. “Because Like this that sees through between sensei's crotch, Isn't it”
2. “It was hard to endure this shit during the sketch”

That theory makes a frightening amount of sense.

1) Sensei crotch all the way !

Both of those choices sound like someone would be insulted.

So I'll pick the one with "shit" in it again.

Huh, I don't remember that. Thanks to you, I went ahead and googled "what does calorie mate taste like" and apparently it's gross, full of fats and carbs, and dry as hell.

Thanks google!

This is an （▼へ▼メ）Outlaw Teacher（メ▼へ▼） so I think he'll like it if yara says that it was easy to sketch because he could see Sensei's crotch through the flowers.

excuse me while i hurl

I want to know what those other two kids thought about having to draw a man with his junk covered in petals.

i give up--

IS HE COVERING HIS CROTCH WITH LILIES?

JESUS CHRIST I JUST DIED OF LAUGHTER

You are a terrible teacher! That pose...

I (I mean Yara) cannot endure this shit

1.) Crotch option~

I read through about two pages to get catched up and I can safely say that I have no idea what's going on and probably protag is tripping on drugs.

I'm expecting the plot twist at the end to be that the Fantasy RPG universe he's caught glimpses of in his dreams is the "reality" and the part that we're seeing here where he goes to school and such is the "dream world." The reveal will involve explaining how all of the insane goings-on actually parallel events that are happening in the Fantasy world in bizarre, convoluted ways.

Like, the part where you get a game over if you don't nurse your sister back to health represents a part where the hero has to choose to use the last Phoenix Down on her or something.

That... That actually makes so much sense.

So, How would you explain away Sensei's crotch lilies?

They represent a part of the Fantasy universe where he had lilies on his crotch. Duh.

Go for answer 2 because WE WERE PROMISED SAMBA AND ALL WE GOT WAS CROTCH LILIES.

Poor Takuya, nothing worse than making food for someone you love and them telling you it's shit and you should die :(

I'm kind of in a daze from this game and procrastinating from my paper but I think we want #2?



Teruhiko: Is it so? .It needed not to be expressed. The first step that it trains patience to endure shit. Such a training is included in a sketch, too. I shine to be understanding to there. Bravo!!

*clap clap clap*

he sounds really pissed here omg lol
serves u right

yara: (Ehehe.... it was good to put up with the shit!)

Wait was that the good option????
I give up

Obviously the way to get good endings in this game is to pick whatever option has 'shit' in it.

Is lunchtime...?



Takuya: uhhhh yara, Does not eat the meal in the school cafeteria?

yara: Ah, okay.

yay he doesn't hate our guts!!!

Takuya: What is the eating way today? Is katsudon as I thought?~



Takuya: Huh...? The katsudon is sold out!

Noooooo!!!

Shiga: I took the last one.



Takuya: You... Shiga Shingo!

Shiga: … Serves you right, oppappi....

what the hell is oppappi?? So I just googled it and I still don't know. It may have something to do with a Japanese comedian and his pants falling down....????

by the way, the JRPG/80's battle villain music is back
it's really great



Takuya: What did you say...? Say it again! The think, it is you, when having talked for the first time. Surprising, cruel speech... It is unforgivable!

SASS FIGHT

Shiga: ….

Takuya: I thought before, but I do not know what you are thinking! My fellow who is cool and is deceiving the have no friend one is unforgivable first!

yara: (Awawa... Takuya is heating up... I have to stop him!!)

Shiga: ... By the way, it 's delicious okonomiyaki …

*MUSIC STOPS*



Takuya: Eh...? Is it true? The virtue of okonomiyaki understanding, You are a nice fellow! My best regards at the hereafter!

yara: (Wah... Shiga-kun is skillfull!)

takuya-chan you are just too adorable.



It was happy today...
Goodnight...

this is probably most likely absolutely true orz

shit i just realized takuya grew some absolutely insane yaoi hands there

I think Takuya and Shiga should leave this fool behind and elope together. Think of all the okonomiyaki you could eat and all the cat blogs you could troll together!

His hair changed color and his eye got poked out, too. Oh, god, he's Jaja! Noooooo!!!!

Wait, so am I misunderstanding? Takuya wants Shiga to be nice to his friend and not say mean things, but since he likes okonomiyaki, they're friends now?

I'm guessing "oppappi" is an insult but I don't know what it means. And so Takuya is all offended because this is the first thing that Shiga's said to him, but then everything's cool once Shiga compliments his okonomiyaki. because he's simpl....y adorable <3

*HISS* i REFUSE to be any part of the NTR business D:<




Jiro: Yo, blublulbulbulbulb yara. The winter break from tomorrow. It is enjoi joi da!
So and you that is. Though Christmas soon, Was it decided with whom to spend it?

yara: Uh....

Jiro: Spend Christmas together... The chance to shorten the distance with the partner fast. Why doesn't anyone boldly invite it?

Because you suggested it, and now you've tainted it. Great job.

yara: Is it so...? It forgot completely. It will invite it later.

Jiro: Ah, G o o d L u c k!



Now, then, Invitation at Christmas, Is who does you do and the way...?

1. Mitsurugi Sakuya
2. Saionji Teruhiko
3. Saotome Takuya
4. Kagami Renji
5. Shiga Shingo

Go go popularity contest!

if you vote for sensei, i swear.... i will grudgingly comply

Eh.... Shiga. Because he's probably the only one who would at this point.