Gakueeeeen Handsomuu!~ (Gakuen Handsome)

Best. Moment. Ever.

Did this game just turn Shiga into a magical girl? What? I don't
I don't know T-T

Well of course, burningest fire is ineefective unless you are looking your most fabulous! Everyone knows that. Think of how effective it would be in a samba outfit. That's how the dinosaurs became extinct.

This is my new explanation for how the dinosaurs became extinct.

(reusing the awesome gif I found)

That coupled with the fact that they kept choosing forever alone endings. There were just not enough walkthroughs for them to get the good marriage endings.

I just...What the hell is going on.

Oh, oh my. Oh my indeed.

This game is special.

This game has actually risen in my esteems.

... I need a drink.

At school, Shiga and Takuya get in a fight over the last katsudon but Shiga skillfully calms things down by complimenting his okonomiyaki.

Next day, Jiro encourages yara to call someone out for Christmas and yara calls the cops

So yara calls Shiga out to the movies, and yara gets to watch Shiga sleep. Aww?

Then it’s New Years and we get a New Years card from Shiga!!!!!



yara: From Shiga-kun.... COOL as usual.

Next day school starts again, and Jiro continues to harass yara to amp up the dokis. Then, after school....



Shiga: ...Toitoitoiotioitoiotit yara. Do not you return together.? The talk is want to do.

yara: Eh..., um, sure!

he's asking us to walk home! Now we can sit back and relax B)



Shiga: blululblublbul yara.... This place. Monsters of Dinarusu are picking up steam fast. If we do not improve magic either, Done possibly... gmrgmrgrgrmg yara. Method of training that improves magic. Do you remember?

yara: Yep! I step on a stamp with a rice ball in its mouth with reliable complete nudity while boxing.

uh

Shiga: That is right... Work hard at training when I also return. The purpose is to redeem the world. Let's try the best.

yara: ... Incidentally, Why did Shiga-kun become the sky sorcerer master of Diahan?

Shiga: I heard it... the morning I turned 16, I had a revelation in a dream.
Out of nowhere in the dark, “Shigarita, Awake... Shigarita, Become a warrior who saves Diahan....” and.....
It awoke being possible to wrapped up to dazzling light... Only it was guessed the dream at that time. However, to the bedside, The necklace of This Sashesuta had fallen... Already at that time, I had awoken as savior Shigarita Shingorifa.
If you pray slipping in a word the necklace to the ass, I came to be able to go to Diahan at any time. And, it was made to hear then. Like this to which the This world is endangered. Like this whose I am the savior. And, The savior is Like this that another is...

Cool!

yara: What is it you mean....

Shiga: So, You... errmhemrherhemrh yarasto. Arujerion. I am attracted to your magic, It came to the This town.

ohohohoho?

Shiga: And something is variously and it was able to find you.
Meerrrrmhmemhemrmehre yara... It is insufficient for defeating the king demon of Diahan only in my power... Your power is necessary. Do it understand?

we can become the magical girl too?????? :D

yara: It understands... Because I also cooperate as much as possible, Let's try the best together.

Shiga: Thank you... you are My partner, I'm so glad really..... mhmmememe *VA giggle* yara... Even if the This fighting ends, For a long time together... Are you?

yara: Umm...



Ah...



*FWOOSH-OOSH-oosh*

yara: Shiga-kun was blown off strongly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Shiga: This... Tornado buster of Desuterion!? Fellows. Has the attack to the real world already been started...? In this way they are, I have to go back to training! See you.



Mitsurugi: It is bad, The homicide shot excessive issue has been done with too much power. Okay ..practice continuation...!

omG dont tell me MITSURUGI IS THE DEMON MONSTER

yara: (...Shiga-kun’s words a while ago, It was meaningful....)
(Hah.... It is not good, It is not good! The idea without only of Like this that saves the world now! Come on, I will also try the best training!!)

PLEASE tell me Mitsurugi is the demon monster. INCREASED CHANCE OF CHIN STABBINGS.

What did Shiga do with that necklace, what?

I encountered that Shigarita/Madoka video back when I was gathering fan art, but didn't post it because I suspected it might be spoilers.

I'm not sure how to describe my feelings upon witnessing the magical girl transformation sequence and the thought that came to me was "Oh that makes sense now."

... I am going to call it emotion dissonance. ಠ_ಠ

uh let's just say he puts it on his butt and prays with it. yes let's go with that

The next day....



Shiga: mrmrmmrmhrhmrm yara...

yara: Shiga-kun. Is the what's wrong.?? By a serious such face...

Shiga: Terrible Like this wakes up... Will you come to the rooftop for a moment?

yara: Eh, okay....



yara: Hah! This... Magic formation?



Shiga: that is right,. The king demon makes the door what here, The invasion to the This world is typical or characteristic of ..the start..... Though I am sealing the door somehow now... It is a matter of time that the seal is broken.

yara: One such... how?

Shiga: Seal two days have … Before the seal is broken, We go to Diahan, and the plan of the demon king must be prevented!

yara: At last the decisive battle...!

Shiga: Ah. After school of tomorrow, Please come here... Let's face Diahan from the This door.

yara: Understood... then, see you tomorrow!

After school the next day, what to do....



1. Go to the rooftop
2. Go to the principal
3. Go home and sleep

Let’s check in on Jiro...



Jiro: ... How did you do.? yara? Have the obsessed face... Is it so.? Do you finally go to original of the king demon...?
All right, is safe. It is able to do in case of the yara surely. Like this that you and Shiga bring about peace to This world. I believe. Go, Have courage... ｇｏｏｄｌｕｃｋ。

yara: ...Thank you.



Now what happens if we go home and sleep....?



And, the world was ruined...



Everyone became CalorieMates?
Oooooookay....
wait no plz dont be a demon monster takuya ;___________;

Shiga's Bad End 1 GET!

HEADCANON ACCEPTED I am still quietly sobbing on the inside.

[mameshiba] Did you know? Randissimo is in a perpetual state of sobbing.

That or laughing.

And so we go to the rooftop....



yara: (Shiga-kun...)



WOAH!

Shiga: Hehhh hoooo yara....It came properly.
We, It is likely not to come back to the This world any longer... However, The world is ruined the reason is that in case of not being uncertainty now.... kyee kyeeeng yara, Is the resolution nice?

>>>>1. Yes<<<<<
2. Go back and sleep

hey saving the world is a pretty mean feat better make sure we’re all rested up and our spells memorized right

But no, if we do that it’s the same “and the world was ruined....” so we’ll say Yes.

I like how we've seen sprites/CGs of all the guys drawn normally, but for game-play purposes, they've all got huge chins and tiny hands.

I actually have an alcoholic beverage in my hand right now. This route will become 1000% more awesome now.

Are we ready for this? Has protag-kun properly trained naked while stamping on a rice ball?

Shiga: It said properly... Thank you.



Nothing lasts forever, I suppose...

Shiga: The reason is that where it goes quickly before magic formation. The power of prevention against evil shut by prohibition magic S-Granada of Diafana weakens at dark! (Of course.)
Now, I will recite the spell where it goes to Diahan. ~*SOMETHING OR OTHER!!!*~

*BOOM!!*



yara: Here... this is not a dream...!

Shiga: Ah... The Like this that has already returned cannot be done... Here is true sky world Diahan.



THAT’S OUR MAGICAL GIRL FUKU????

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!

YESSSSS!!!!!!!

That is one fabulous outfit, yara. Step off, sky land calorie mate darkness! Cower before our fabulous fashion!

I'm gonna stare at that rooftop CG for the next few hours while the madness continues. So my diaphragm can recover before I have to laugh more.

What the heck are we wearing!
I was promised necked riceball stamping!

Um.

You were promised LIES! Oh fuck I'm already having trouble typing.

Shiga: Alright, Let's face it in the king demon!

yara: Yes. Let's try the best!



Shiga: We’re here!

yara: There... Does the king demon be?

Shiga: Ah ... Are you ready? Here we go!



woah fuck this actually creeped me out

yara: This... King demon?



Shiga: It invades in people's dreams and the world domination is plotted... Only this fellow is king demon, Ka*BEEP*name Jun!

yara: It is written I cannot but fight!



*FLASH BOOM!*



Shiga: Guwaa~!

yara: Shingoritaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shiga: Ha... A-Avoid! . It will be damaged!

yara: Ehh... Uwaaa~!

*FLASH BOOM!*



Like that... The consciousness becomes distant......
Are we I guesses to die as it is...? And,... Is the world ruined...??

Well fuck that is disturbing. Kill it with fire.

Shiga: bmlemblmebepbmeb ...yara, do you live?

yara: Shingorita... It lives somehow.!

Shiga: The last-resort measure... The reason is that that changes love of two people into power.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

yara: Love...!?

Shiga: Your Like this of me was love from time when it had changed one's school to tell you the truth... Do you also do loving my Like this?

1. Of course!
2. Not really....

Saying not really just leads us back to “and the world was ruined...” so time to backtrack!!

Of course we love! right?
And I'm totally not staring at the rooftop CG right now

Man, we've been gypped! We don't even get a skirt! :C

yara: Of course!

Shiga: Thank you... Ka*BEEP*name Jun to be knocked down by This love now for sure. The reason is that that concentrates love of two people.

yara: I know... let’s try!



“LOVE SUNSHINE ATTAAAAAAACK!”



*BEEP* Jun: Guwa~~~~

*FLASH BOOOOM*



yara: We... did it?



Shiga: Ah... It finally did. We defeated the king demon. Peace returns with this to the world...

yara: I'm so glad... We are connected at the same time, The killing two birds with one stone!

Shiga: Hu.... teretere. (embarrassing)



And we actually came back....
But even so in which such Like this has happened in the dream world, Nothing changes into the reality. Peaceful every day is continued.



Only one thing has changed...

yara: Ah, good morning!



Shiga: Good morning.... darling.



The adventure of two people, The present of the name called love was given......
Love adventure that will occur at hereafter... It is secret that is only of two people.....

LONG LIEV THE HAPP YKAPPURU

*sniff* So beautiful~

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!

I...I'm not crying....I just have something in my eye, that's all.....*sniffles*

(their profiles....it's a good thing they can't have kids.)

I feel like we have bared witness to a beautiful thing.



... *casually saves rooftop cg for personal reasons*

That was... That was interesting beautiful!

(Is there a true ending where we can finally make a sense of all of this?)

Only disappointment was that there weren't more stabby-chin-less CGs. Ah well, back to the rooftop scene for me.