Gakueeeeen Handsomuu!~ (Gakuen Handsome)

Oh my god Hadaka Shitsuji. That game. I just. I haven't played it, but I read an LP. I laughed but if I'd been a more delicate soul I'd have cried.

I just can't take guro. Yea there's blood and unhinged people in BWS, but at least no one is menstruating from their butt. If you've ever heard/played Saya no Uta, I'd say Sweet Pools is on that squick level. In fact, I think it's a spiritual successor or something...?

...Link?

I'm not sure if I'm allowed to link to it on here considering the content of the game, but you should be able to find it by googling "Let's play Hadaka Shitsuji". It's just a short playthrough of two or three routes. Oh, and for the sake of your mental health: DON'T READ/PLAY IT IF YOU ARE DELICATE AND/OR EASILY SCARRED FOR LIFE. THIS IS IMPORTANT. Though maybe that warning'll only make you more curious. I'm serious, though. Hadaka Shitsuji is fucked up.

Actually I have no idea about the game. I was thinking it would be really silly based on the OP but uh... I'm having second doubts.

So we're going to Samba Art club!

Is here a room of the art club......?

*knock knock knock*

yara: Excuse me.



Teruhiko: Ah, uuhhhh yara, Did you come? It is nice when seeing because the place where I am drawing the picture now.



do you have stubble or not make up your minD
btw the bg is *doki doki *

... An amazing tension. Other members' people also keep their breath and it protects.

Teruhiko: Ha! Ha! Ha!



ಠ_ರೃ

It is unko which has a feeling of a lively motion very... It is to draw this in this short time! . Other members are impressed....



Teruhiko: Fuu.... It is the very much good result.
The art is nice... In Like this to do the image in me to the work, It is possible to become fresh feelings reincarnated to the new me. You, Have it become such feelings?

yara: No... However, the Sensei who draws the picture is seen, It was interested in the art very much!

Teruhiko: Hahhahha, Is it so? Today has already ended. Say at any time when coming to want to join a club. See ya!



Oyasumi....

yara: See you later.



*bing bong bong*

yara: Ah, Be late!



*running!!*

yara: !

*SMACK!!!!!!!!!*



Kagami: Is you again...?
You... It is a clumsiness as usual person! It doesn't note and it knocks against... Ah, The document has scattered....

yara: Excuse me! It right now picks it up!
Hai, douzo!

Kagami: Oh, It is fast. Thank you...
Having picked up my document has you for the first time...

*he leaves*

That was a little dere....??

oh, so he's one of those

Is lunch time....



Teruhiko: Yo, uhhhhhhhh yara. It comes for the visit of the club activities and the Thank you yesterday.
How about going to a clubroom from now on? . I will have a taste for dangerous teatime together!

yara: O-Okay!



Mitsurugi: Yo enhhhhh yara, let's go to the bathroom together!

woah dude you're moving kinda fast




Teruhiko: uhhhh yara.... What do you? It goes to an art club with me from now.

Mitsurugi: ehhhhh yara, Is a last injury all right? Because I stroke it, such a guy will back off!

Boys, boys, please! There's enough of yara for everyone!

Teruhiko: Hehh... Number 1 delinquent on campus, green fruit after all... The sexy charm of adult like me, Because do it decide to nice?

Mitsurugi: What is baby powder saying? … Like this shota face teacher back off, I'm taking him to the bathroom. Kii~ck!

Teruhiko: Haah? To be frank, it's impossible! Of course it is a sexy honeymoon with me, right uhhhhhh yara?

Mitsurugi: Will it decide to go with me to the bathroom paradise! Right, ehhhhhh yara?

yara: Gahh! Both please die!

*BOOOOOOOM!!*



Oh, it was thrilling.... It is forcing fairly two persons.

well that went well. i'd say we pretty much blew it with sensei and soccer-kun.

After school....

yara: That, You are Kagami-kun...



Kagami: Ehhhhh-kun yara-kun. Are you interested in student council?

yara: Uh....

Kagami: The qualification as human of student council is found to your gentleness... How? My noble student council room whole content. Will you look?

1. It goes
2. It doesn't go

It goes!

Considering we just blew it with sensei and the inter fan, it goes!

It definitely goes!

It goes.

...

Well my regret box over there is going to fill up really quick.

As for the LP: it goes! This translation is hilarious.

Midorima? Is that you?? YEAH YEAH YEAH. It goes for sure.

Kuroko no Basuke fan? 8D LET ME JOIN IN ON YOUR MIDORIMA LOVE

GO~

By the way, that soccer kick reminds me of a little soccer RPG game that I will NEVER admit I've played.

Go check out the student council at a private school called "Rose Gate?" HWAT COULD GO WRONG

Wait, wait, wait. You can't taunt me like this. What's it called??

It's incredibly childish. My cousin and I got it so we can giggle at the nonsense...and have some fun, surprisingly along the way

Let's see, it included a psychotic man trying to sabotage middle school soccer tournaments by first, adopting a young boy and training him to be the best and most ruthless captian of a team. And when that didn't work, because he underestimated the power of friendship, he went and gave drugs, the water of life to young children to make them stronger. And now, a bunch of aliens are threatning to destroy earth, so main chara and his friends are fighting them through soccer.

Yeah, I don't know. My answer to your inevitable question will be : Japan.

yara: Kay, I'll check it out.



*walking walking*

Kagami: In the student council of rose gate Senior High School, noble members supported the history of 50 years. .Diligence, Elegance, And only the person who had noble personality is familiar with the member of the student council.
I was able to reign over Student Government Chief's seat by that high IQ, delicate, elegant figure. And, you are suitable for becoming human of the student council of a noble This... Therefore, you were invited.

yara: (I am the reason is that however in the that terms to think not applying... Do you drive it, what kind of filter...?)



this better not be a cult

Kagami: Now, enter. Welcome to a rose-colored student council room-oom-oom-oom.......

oh boy im so excited we're gonn have teaparties, sanwichparties, ballparties, fashionparties, and we're all gonna be BEST FRIENDS FOR



yara: ...Is this normal?

Kagami: What do you say that! This beautiful pipe chair! Whiteboard exudes nuance fragile! Fluorescent lights gently illuminate the depths and darkness!
Don't you understand this beauty!?? It does not understand!!!!

*BANG!!!!!! ...on the desk*

yara: !?

Kagami: So... It understands to me... The This student council room elegantly has nothing... Dirty only pigpen...

*cue some sad but elegant and kind of corny music that's actually sort of decent*
*but it's too loud and drowning everything out*
*so quality*

yara: The however so much not said...

Kagami: Our student council ever has surely kept splendid aristocracy. .However, as soon as it was my turn;, in the student council, is fall …
Other officers resign rapidly and, now, only for me, an officer is... What on earth is bad...?

yara: (Because it is that character ....)

Kagami: This morning, It saw and was sure of you who gather documents... Your tenderness has the power of regaining once brightness of a student council... How is it? Don't you become an officer of a student council?

1. Yes.
2. No.

Woobie Ray ACTIVATE!!!!!

Yes. The nuance fragile of the whiteboard won me over.

No

Even though being in the student council will give us power, his chin scares me.

Yes! And then we'll usurp his position and take over the entire student council, and then the school, and then the world. And all the kawaii yuri princess semes will be ALL OURS.

..... Yessssss.

Yeppity.

That sounds so ridiculous it's awesome. And Japan IS the answer to the question why. There's no other correct answer to that question.

Also: YES let's start our dictatorship over the, um, 'handsome', boys with an easy first step. First the student council....then the world!

yara: Sure.

Kagami: I thought that you said so! Let's rebuild this student council by two persons by all means!

yara: Y-Yea....



It has been important somehow......
Goodnight...



That night, I had the dream.

?: unnhnnhunnuh yara...
uununhnhnuuhn yara ...it awakes...!

yara: …?

?: My name is Shigarita Shingorifa... The savior in the This world...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

?: unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh yara... It becomes a warrior who saves the world awaking as soon as possible...!

okie dokes, we'll get right on that



yara: ... What is.? The current dream......



*bing bong bong*

Is lunchtime...? Is the eating way of Takuya and the meal.?
Huh? There is no Takuya... It can't be helped, Let's go to the rooftop alone.



yara: Ah...



awww what a lil cutie!!!

It is Shiga-kun... The cat is held today......
Okay, let me talk to my best.

yara: That cat, It is cute. Did you pick it up anywhere?

Shiga: ...Die.

yara: !?

Die was said... Die to the first human being to talk is that there is nothing...? Aah, But I will become calm here.

yara: Mm, right. Well, I have classwork to do.

*GET OUTTA DODGE*



Takuya: Ah ehhhhhhhhhh yara! There was a line at the bathroom~.

yara: Aah.... I was watching the dusk on the roof.

Shiga Shingo... It is a person who seems to be hard to please.

.....wat.

After school... Do you go home?



Ah, That is Takuya...

1. Call out
2. Do not put it

I have a feeling that Shingo's route is A Good One.

3. Put it in
Call out!
We will get the harem end /even if it doesn't exist./

Call out. He's always called us out, so let's holla back!

Yara is cooler than cold to respond like that.

Also why is everyone in this game obsessed with peeing is like being obsessed with going home I hope not

Edit cause I was ninja'd: Let's call out like we're drunk guys hitting on girls from our balcony!

let's put it

I once came across a BL game review that said the creator of that game and other games of the same company had a unrine fetish. And put that in the games. I don't remember what game, it was years ago, but that one fact has always stuck with me.

I'm not going to pretend otherwise, liking that post felt weird. I hope it just sticks to people talking about it in this one.

If things come out coherent, that's probably me messing with it because the original was too incomprehensible. and also because random instances of literacy is funny And I changed it to "going to the bathroom" from "taking a shit" because enough with the poop jokes already gah

well, if there's a market for it............
edit: I don't really know where I was going with this

yara: Takuya!



Takuya: Ah, ehhhhh yara! Let's return together.



Takuya: That's right, ehhhhh yara.... Which do you like better, if you Kansai-style or Hiroshima-style okonomiyaki?

yara: Me? I am Kansai-style.

Takuya: That reminds me you, such had always hated the style Hiroshima.

yara: Where the shape of hard to eat like that do you good, right? Whatever you guys are taking attitude like Hiroshima after the style is like a high level from Kansai style? Only around me? Is it such also in the home? Die!

wow yara has a temper.... he's just talking to you dude, no need to take it personally

Takuya: Nooo, However, there might be a place nice as for the Hiroshima method...

yara: What? Try to say! Shit!

Takuya: Heh... Such your place. Does not change …



i'm feeling the dokis....

Takuya: Optimistic, it is stubbornness, unyielding, and it is straight... I, It admired the such ahead for a long time. Such a place. I was relieved not to change.

yara: (Uh....)

It becomes being apart seven years before, The think is Takuya that is if there is no Like this that has already met... Such he and now. Way back where it walks while smiling.
Very much in the mystery, It is happy somehow... Look at the smile of he showing signs of embarrassment, At that time, I thought so strongly.....



Oyasumi....

Ok, I give, LET'S GO FOR TAKUYA'S ROUTE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I LIKE HIM A LOT

The excursion today. ..enjoy with all one's might...!

Takuya: ehhh yara, OHAYOU!!!



Takuya: A long-awaited excursion today. The amusement park in the tourist spot, Enjoyment~!



Here is that famous bread factory....

Plant manager: The following ferment the yeast plant.

The process where the Bread was able to do understood properly! It became study~.

sugoi!



The following are long-awaited amusement parks!

Teruhiko: You, There must not be earnestly lost Like this. Free activity beginning!

Uuuuum, Is what does you do and the way?



The panel of the commemoration photographing service! Who do it film??

1. Takuya (furendo-kun)
2. Teruhiko (sensei)
3. Kagami (megane kaichou)
4. Shiga (not-shiba and kind of a socially-awkward jerk)