1. Broken Forum will be down for a few hours on Saturday morning (US Central time) for server upgrades. EVERYONE PANIC.

General Relationship Thread

Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by RSharp, Jul 1, 2012.

  1. jerri blank Despondent Fancybear

    Wait wat

    Probably because I have some self-esteem issues, I tend to be pretty oblivious to when someone might be into me. With one of my exes, I was SO oblivious she finally had to say, "Can I lie on top of you?" Until then, we'd just been musical partners - she sang and I played guitar in coffeehouses around town.

    I mean, when an attractive chick asks you a question like that, what do you say other than, "Um, sure"?

    She later turned out to be a cheating hussy, but that's beside the point.
  2. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Don't worry; I don't have self-esteem issues and I tend to be pretty oblivious to it too!
  3. SwitchKnitter Being A Bad Influence On Drunken Fatbird

    Location:
    Central Florida
    If I were single, I'm not sure who I could ask out. I mean, I identify as a genderqueer ftm, which means I see myself as fairly androgynous. I want to have boy sexybits, but I currently have girl ones. I suppose I'd be limited to bisexuals? So confusing...
  4. Speak With Bread Promised To Send Admin Alcohol

    Location:
    San Jose
    Interesting. I got this when I tried to like jerri's post:

    [IMG]

    Are you judging me, BF? :P
  5. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Not necessarily. You'd just need to find someone who likes dudes but is open-minded. I had a friend who, though straight, had previously dated an FTM transman. So, yeah.
  6. AaronSofaer Magister Mundi Elyscape

    You could ask out people who were queer-accepting and attracted to you? I dunno, seems like you just make sure your prospective partner accepts who/what you are and go from there? Aggressively filtering on OkCupid can get you queer-friendly people.
  7. Rapunzel Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Kansas City
    Man, no one ever hits on me, man or woman. What am I doing wrong?
    ...Besides being a homebody who prefers the company of books and video games. Though I did get asked out in the library once!
    OtomeGamer, Nute, Bladida and 5 others like this.
  8. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Yeah I think being a hermit is impacting my rate-of-getting-hit-on these days.

    Either that or people can see the Purity of my True Love for Ingmar in one glance. That sounds way more romantic, let's go with that.
  9. Rapunzel Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Kansas City
    Ohhhh, so it's my husband that's the problem... that I can take care of!
    balut, Sjofn and Elyscape like this.
  10. Speak With Bread Promised To Send Admin Alcohol

    Location:
    San Jose
    <tries to avoid flirting with married women on the internet>

    <unless they indicate beforehand that they're okay with it>
    Sjofn and SuperJay like this.
  11. Rapunzel Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Kansas City
    Go for it, sugar. ;)
    Nute, Speak With Bread and Jemjewel like this.
  12. Matt Bowyer Beardy Magnificence

    This thread is going to a weird place.

    But it could get even weirder, so don't mind me.
    Shake, NyimaR, jerri blank and 5 others like this.
  13. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    That's how affairs start, you know! Mmm, extramarital booty.
  14. Lizzy Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Is this the part where people start posting bodypillows? And why yes, I did in fact read that entire thread.
  15. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    ONE TIME, SPEAK HAD THE AUDACITY TO GIVE ME A HUG
  16. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    Let's try to contain all the cybering to Not Here, yes?
    Athryn, AaronSofaer and RSharp like this.
  17. Kalle Despondent Fancybear

    Location:
    Sweden
    The audacity of hugs!
  18. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    We're not in your jurisdiction, narc. You can't control us.
  19. Ingmar Armchair Designer

    Location:
    California
    The lesbian menace on Broken Forum runs deeper than I thought.
    DocLazy, Bladida, AaronSofaer and 4 others like this.
  20. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    She is obviously a part of the Slut Vote.
  21. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    (Hopefully SWB realizes I am making a terrible joke based on shit from the political section of the board and I totally don't mean anything bad by it at all especially since I TOO AM PART OF THE SLUT VOTE)
    AaronSofaer and Speak With Bread like this.
  22. Alligator Despondent Fancygator

    Sluts that stay together... vote together?
  23. Lizzy Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Slut votes for everyone! Lesbian hugs all around!
  24. Speak With Bread Promised To Send Admin Alcohol

    Location:
    San Jose
    I do realize you're making a joke, and I am totally okay with it. :D

    <rummages through closet for appropriate Slut Voting clothes>

    <decides that's too much effort, sticks with t-shirt and yoga pants>
    AaronSofaer and Sjofn like this.
  25. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Haha, I just had a sudden pang after posting the initial joke of, "Wait, shit, I don't think I've seen her over there for all the 'lol Slut Vote' stuff, MUST CLARIFY."

    I'm a weirdo. :(
    Speak With Bread likes this.
  26. Speak With Bread Promised To Send Admin Alcohol

    Location:
    San Jose
    It's totally okay! I just stay out of the politics forums pretty much entirely.

    People look at you strangely if you interrupt their political discussions to give out hugs.
    AaronSofaer and Jemjewel like this.
  27. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Alligator has been covering all my hug needs over there (I may have had a bit of an Episode in one thread), so I forgive you for avoiding it. <3
    Alligator and Speak With Bread like this.
  28. Jemjewel Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Pacific Northwest
    I don't own any slut voting clothes (too many years being a practical, volunteering mom) :(

    Can I join in anyway?
  29. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    Why are you all so sexist towards men? It's not just women that get to be sluts. Shit, look at Aeon!

    No really, look at him! What a ho.
    Bryce, Warren, Elyscape and 1 other person like this.
  30. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    Given I am sitting around in PJ pants and a sweatshirt, I think the dress code is probably optional.

    I hope.
    Speak With Bread and Jemjewel like this.
  31. Speak With Bread Promised To Send Admin Alcohol

    Location:
    San Jose
    Sorry, are we being sexist? Aeon! Strut your stuff, ho! :D
    Jemjewel likes this.
  32. SuperJay Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    A2MI
    *puts on fancy undies*

    I'm not just talking about Aeon.
    shift6, Rapunzel, Bryce and 7 others like this.
  33. jerri blank Despondent Fancybear

    YOU'RE WELCOME
  34. Speak With Bread Promised To Send Admin Alcohol

    Location:
    San Jose
    <menace menace menace>
    Jemjewel likes this.
  35. belgerog I Pretty Much Live Here

    Ugh. Deviant art.
    Elyscape likes this.
  36. Speak With Bread Promised To Send Admin Alcohol

    Location:
    San Jose
    It's for a Secret Santa commission. I have no artistic talent whatsoever. :P
    belgerog likes this.
  37. Elyscape Hatoful Pigeon

    Location:
    San Jose, CA
    So how about them relationships.
    Bladida, Jemjewel and SwitchKnitter like this.
  38. Sjofn Magister Mundi Elyscape

    Location:
    California
    I'm in one!
    Jemjewel likes this.
  39. Astromarine Elitist Negative Nancy

    I hear they're swell.
  40. MrsWidget Keeper of the Elemental Materials

    Well, I missed a chunk here. Just wanted to throw in how my mother met her last girlfriend. They were chatting at a bus stop (really) and getting "the vibe," so Mom asked, "So what's your name?" and her soon-to-be-gf said "Gaye." And Mom, being sort of giggly, said "oh, does that mean anything?" and Gaye said "my mom was psychic"

    She later informed us that she rarely has the chutzpah to use that line, but she really liked Mom :)
    Oldats, DocLazy, Bladida and 14 others like this.