GOD I LOVE POKEMON (FireRed~ ... I think~...)

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Yes.

ALL ABOARD THE POKEMON WAGON.

-- Oh. Well.

Professor Oak, are you feeling okay?

... Professor...?

...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

D:

Oh my. Is this truely okay I wonder.

The professor speaks so quickly that I almost can't capture his text hear him... And... that bulbasaur...?


What? But they're our... p̢̺͙͓̯̹̥̈́͛artners, aren't they?


That's not right! makes sense, right? Since he's a p̳̭̠̦̦̠̤͒̀͜rofessor!
He calls the monster back into the ball, which disap̜͖̣̟͎͙͎̆̇͂̔p͈̰̰̞̒͆̃ears.


I...
... Wait...
Who am I...?

DONMAI I HATE YOU. OR I LOVE YOU. OR BOTH.

This seems perfectly innocent. Truly the land will be stained with the blood of the living and the darkness' tendrils will crush Kanto within its fevered grasp we will have a lovely time. ♥

We are a boy. A perfectly innocent, nice, Pokémon-loving boy.

Named Baro.

This is my vote, because it is a perfect thing.

A boy named Link.

... That's right...
My name is Baro
and I love Pokemon.


... Rivals...
Ri... va... v... V-- Ow!
Why does my head hurt so much?!
...
Wh... What was his name...?

((Oh by the way forgot to mention this is a Nuzlocke run~ As if that means anything))

Oh, this is great.

Ruin all the childhoods!

I would love to vote for Baro but breaking his mind is my job.

So obviously I must be the Rival.

We can shaaaaare~
Baro can be like a comic book hero! He has multiple origin stories, most of which contradict each other! :D

"Once upon a time, there was a boy. His name was Baro, and he loved Pokémon. So much so, that all he wanted, all he longed for in his heart, was one of his very own.

So he set off to meet with Professor Oak and go on a FireRed adventure. Unfortunately, he had bought his cartridge at some guy's garage sale, and ended up in a Creepy Pasta game by mistake.

The things he saw there... He would never forget. But he tried. Oh, how he tried. He repressed himself, trying too hard to go back to the happy-go-lucky child he once was, having adventure with his best friend. His best friend who loved him more than anything.

But it turned out she loved him too much. As she stood above him, bloody knife held tight in her grasp, the last thing he saw was the necklace pulled tight around her neck. The necklace he'd given her for her birthday. The necklace with the gemstone she'd loved so much.

Quartz..."

I'm sorry I'm not sorry.

We should name the rival J Akira. Or BEN, as Zana suggested for the hero.

Oh yes now I remember. Your rival is Ben.

This is beautiful and I love you. Wholesomely.

I also vote for the rival being named Akira. He's too horrific to have even come out of Baro's mind, so he must be a product of the Creepy Pasta.

((I love how we're slowly crafting our own Baro mythos. It's so sugoi.
-- Aaaaand a surprise win for Akira! Time to edit my own update! Yay!))


Yeah...
That's... right...
I remembered...

-- I'm listening!

Yes!


I swear I won't lose to it!

Across...?


Baro snaps out of his daydream. What just happened?
It doesn't matter. It's time to stop playing around. Mother is waiting downstairs.

Ah well I guess I was wrong on both names. Go see mother now. Mother is always right *Norman Bates style laughter*

First things first: Get some breakfast. To the kitchen!


Delicious.
Now, what is Mother up to...?

Ah. Right. "It said so on TV!" she says. As always.

--!!
Am I finally getting my own Pokemon?
I'm so excited I could just

...
I mean.
I'll be sure to see him immediately, mom.
(But first let's watch some TV)

..................
Nothing to do here. I better go.

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Yes, it gives me material for my own nuzlocke when I die/Flonne wins.
dibs on Sienna version.

Dibs on SoulSilver. I'm sure it can fit in there somewhere. Maybe a Hero!Flonne origin story.

Apparently Baro manages to self-insert himself into games he's probably never even touched...

And now, let me keysmash for a bit.
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you're awesome. loved the creepypasta too!



also gameself is screaming in terror again.
I need to make her stop.
[Translation: DONMAI YOU ARE AWESOME.]

who said any of the endings were gonna be happy?
aka YES please do!

((Man~ I bet mcnite is happy he isn't affected by this yet~ <3))

The sweet sunshine and the way the grass feels when I step on it and the soft breeze cradling the flowers... I love my hometown. I really do.
I stop to chat with one of the Professor's assistants first!


That's wrong! It's wrong it's wrong it's wrong! part of why I admire him so much, really.
Professor Oak is a dirty old man! so cool...
Anyhow. Enough gushing. I have to meet with the Professor!

--...

Nothing to do here.

Looks like grand old Oak's moved up in the world.

Soon they'll have to call him professor Redwood! /tree jokes

Will totally do this now whenever I buy SoulSilver. Hero!Flonne can have a non-horrifying adventure for once!

Or will she.

((And then Lugia murdered all of Flonne's Johto pokemon.
The end.))

Hi, Daisy. Have you seen your grandfather?


So I've noticed... But where is the Professor?
She stares at me for a moment before answering.



... Okay.
I exit the Akira residence and ask the man who lurks around the research lab:

.......
Okay. Time to employ the usual technique for attracting responsible adults.

Plunging headfirst into dangerous situations.

Perfect.

Non-horrifying..?
You mean a...
Happy..adventure?
I'm not sure what this "happy" thing is.
[ AKA - All of my yes.]

I wish to be a pokemon. Vulpix, maybe? And then a Ninetails? I hope I don't get killed by a ninja this time.

Yes, yes, I know.

Et cetera et cetera...

Am I going to get my first pokemon now?
Colon, capital D!
I eagerly follow the Professor into the lab!

and resist the urge to punch Akira in the face.

(Please say no please say no please say no)

(Shoot.)



A quest... I'm trembling with anticipation already...!


-- Dying breath. I know. I understand. Professor, I will try to be as great a general as you are!

You can shut the hell up

I bite my cheek and look over the pokemon slowly and carefully.
Very slowly.
I can feel Akira shooting glares at me from the corners of his eyes. Feels good, man.



... Gotta make my mind up... Which one... should... I... taaaaaaaaake?

Okey dokey~! If I see a Vulpix, I will imagine it as you!
By the way, naming the starter BEN, so no name suggestions for that, please~
:D
Innocent smiiiiile~

Haha. Yes. Happy.

It will be a very... happy adventure. I am sure.
:͉͍͚͕̆̑̊̏̊̍̂ͥͨ̑̆̃ͅḌ̖͎̹͖̥͚͔͕̥͇̅͂̅ͩ̂͐̅ͬͣ̌̐ͩ̌̏̂ ̫̳̻͙ͫ̅̊̈ͮ:̪̤͙̙̫̹̓̿͗̀ͨD̼̺̟͚̀͊̓̃ ̙̬̞̺̦̩̫̹͖̭̝̘͙͇ͧͯ̒ͣͯ͌̿̎͆̍͗ͪ̔ͣ̃̊:͇̞͔̠̻̩͍̝̥̪̜̖̪̭͇̣̦ͭͦͥD͕͚̘̘͚̰̗͓̠͎͚͉͎͕̰ͣͪ͑ͧ̂


ETA: CHARMANDER. You know in your heart there is no other option.

Bulbasaur. You need something to keep you rooted through this doubtlessly heart-rending adventure.

Charmander, always Charmander. Because dragons. And fire.

LOOK AT THAT CHARMANDER SPRITE.
SO SEXY.
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.

Of course! It's no contest! Charmander is the way to go!

I'll love it and cherish it and name it BEN!
((.............................................))
((The second female starter I ever got and I'm naming it BEN.))
((I feel somewhat deflated now.))

It has to be Charmander.
Oh, and the obligatory this is gonna be so great. Because it is.
Edit: A little late, I guess