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GOD I LOVE POKEMON (FireRed~ ... I think~...)

Discussion in 'Completed/Abandoned LPs' started by Donmai, Nov 14, 2012.

  1. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    Imgur refuses to accept 53 screenshots of FFTA in one go. It also refuses to upload the next 55 screenshots of Dream Savior Gakuen. Rather than grumble and split it into more reasonably sized uploads, I decided to start a third Let's Play.
    Yes.
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    ALL ABOARD THE POKEMON WAGON.
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    -- Oh. Well.
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    Professor Oak, are you feeling okay?
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    ... Professor...?
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    ...
  2. Fontaine Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Edmonton, Alberta
    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

    D:
  3. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Oh my. Is this truely okay I wonder.
  4. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

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    The professor speaks so quickly that I almost can't capture his text hear him... And... that bulbasaur...?
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    What? But they're our... p̢̺͙͓̯̹̥̈́͛artners, aren't they?
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    That's not right! makes sense, right? Since he's a p̳̭̠̦̦̠̤͒̀͜rofessor!
    He calls the monster back into the ball, which disap̜͖̣̟͎͙͎̆̇͂̔p͈̰̰̞̒͆̃ears.
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    I...
    ... Wait...
    Who am I...?
  5. Antiqua Magister Mundi Elyscape

    DONMAI I HATE YOU. OR I LOVE YOU. OR BOTH.
  6. This seems perfectly innocent. Truly the land will be stained with the blood of the living and the darkness' tendrils will crush Kanto within its fevered grasp we will have a lovely time. ♥
  7. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    We are a boy. A perfectly innocent, nice, Pokémon-loving boy.

    Named Baro.
  8. This is my vote, because it is a perfect thing.
  9. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    A boy named Link.
  10. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

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    ... That's right...
    My name is Baro
    and I love Pokemon.
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    ... Rivals...
    Ri... va... v... V-- Ow!
    Why does my head hurt so much?!
    ...
    Wh... What was his name...?

    ((Oh by the way forgot to mention this is a Nuzlocke run~ As if that means anything))
  11. Zana Elitist Negative Nancy

    Location:
    Here
    Oh, this is great.
    Ruin all the childhoods!
  12. videetcredere Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I would love to vote for Baro but breaking his mind is my job.

    So obviously I must be the Rival.
  13. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    We can shaaaaare~
    Baro can be like a comic book hero! He has multiple origin stories, most of which contradict each other! :D
  14. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    "Once upon a time, there was a boy. His name was Baro, and he loved Pokémon. So much so, that all he wanted, all he longed for in his heart, was one of his very own.

    So he set off to meet with Professor Oak and go on a FireRed adventure. Unfortunately, he had bought his cartridge at some guy's garage sale, and ended up in a Creepy Pasta game by mistake.

    The things he saw there... He would never forget. But he tried. Oh, how he tried. He repressed himself, trying too hard to go back to the happy-go-lucky child he once was, having adventure with his best friend. His best friend who loved him more than anything.

    But it turned out she loved him too much. As she stood above him, bloody knife held tight in her grasp, the last thing he saw was the necklace pulled tight around her neck. The necklace he'd given her for her birthday. The necklace with the gemstone she'd loved so much.

    Quartz..."

    I'm sorry I'm not sorry.
  15. We should name the rival J Akira. Or BEN, as Zana suggested for the hero.
  16. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Oh yes now I remember. Your rival is Ben.
  17. videetcredere Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    This is beautiful and I love you. Wholesomely.
  18. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    I also vote for the rival being named Akira. He's too horrific to have even come out of Baro's mind, so he must be a product of the Creepy Pasta.
  19. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    ((I love how we're slowly crafting our own Baro mythos. It's so sugoi.
    -- Aaaaand a surprise win for Akira! Time to edit my own update! Yay!))

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    Yeah...
    That's... right...
    I remembered...
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    -- I'm listening!
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    Yes!
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    I swear I won't lose to it!
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    Across...?
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    Baro snaps out of his daydream. What just happened?
    It doesn't matter. It's time to stop playing around. Mother is waiting downstairs.
  20. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Ah well I guess I was wrong on both names. Go see mother now. Mother is always right *Norman Bates style laughter*
  21. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    First things first: Get some breakfast. To the kitchen!
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    Delicious.
    Now, what is Mother up to...?
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    Ah. Right. "It said so on TV!" she says. As always.
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    --!!
    Am I finally getting my own Pokemon?
    I'm so excited I could just
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    ...
    I mean.
    I'll be sure to see him immediately, mom.
    (But first let's watch some TV)
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    ..................
    Nothing to do here. I better go.
  22. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    M̛̞̺̫͓̼̝̗̱̟ͪ͋ͬ̾̓̂̉ͭ̒͆̊ͤͪō̸̸̯͙͚̟̙̬͖̳͎͊̓̆̌͛̈́͌͘ẗ̢̛̥͈̭̬̯͓̱̝̺́̈́̈ͨ̚͜͡ḣ̨͓͎͙̬̭͉͉̪̝͔̜̽̌̋ͧ͐ͪͪ̾͗̈̀͠ͅë̸̗̲͇̗̪̰͓͖͓̭̬̻̦̙́͛ͭͧ͂̐͛̿̀̑ͮ̍͘͞ͅͅr̷̽̾̿͋̐ͤͨ͑́̏́͋̊͑̚҉̨̖̝͎̳̱̖̠͓̗̻͖̖̟͚̠.̢̞̭̱͍͓̤͚̫̞̬͕̓̐̒̋͢.ͫͦ̎͋̂ͮͩ͂́ͥͬ̆ͮ҉̸̢̨̠̫̖̼̟͇̗̮̹̱̪̹̥͖͘ͅ.̺̦̟̤̤̤̖͔̪̜͋͊͂͒ͬͧ͑̌̒ͫ̑ͦ͑̈́̏̉̀͘͝͞ͅ
  23. Petalite Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Yes, it gives me material for my own nuzlocke when I die/Flonne wins.
    dibs on Sienna version.
  24. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    Dibs on SoulSilver. I'm sure it can fit in there somewhere. Maybe a Hero!Flonne origin story.
  25. Apparently Baro manages to self-insert himself into games he's probably never even touched...
  26. Flonne Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    And now, let me keysmash for a bit.
    tlhkntrjkgfbnkjtrnhujnrnntrujnhutrn
    you're awesome. loved the creepypasta too!


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    also gameself is screaming in terror again.
    I need to make her stop.
    [Translation: DONMAI YOU ARE AWESOME.]

    who said any of the endings were gonna be happy?
    aka YES please do!
  27. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    ((Man~ I bet mcnite is happy he isn't affected by this yet~ <3))
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    The sweet sunshine and the way the grass feels when I step on it and the soft breeze cradling the flowers... I love my hometown. I really do.
    I stop to chat with one of the Professor's assistants first!
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    That's wrong! It's wrong it's wrong it's wrong! part of why I admire him so much, really.
    Professor Oak is a dirty old man! so cool...
    Anyhow. Enough gushing. I have to meet with the Professor!
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    --...
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    Nothing to do here.
  28. Looks like grand old Oak's moved up in the world.
  29. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    Soon they'll have to call him professor Redwood! /tree jokes

    Will totally do this now whenever I buy SoulSilver. Hero!Flonne can have a non-horrifying adventure for once!

    Or will she.
  30. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    ((And then Lugia murdered all of Flonne's Johto pokemon.
    The end.))
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    Hi, Daisy. Have you seen your grandfather?
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    So I've noticed... But where is the Professor?
    She stares at me for a moment before answering.
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    ... Okay.
    I exit the Akira residence and ask the man who lurks around the research lab:
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    .......
    Okay. Time to employ the usual technique for attracting responsible adults.
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    Plunging headfirst into dangerous situations.
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    Perfect.
  31. Flonne Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Non-horrifying..?
    You mean a...
    Happy..adventure?
    I'm not sure what this "happy" thing is.
    [ AKA - All of my yes.]
  32. Becca Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I wish to be a pokemon. Vulpix, maybe? And then a Ninetails? I hope I don't get killed by a ninja this time.
  33. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

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    Yes, yes, I know.
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    Et cetera et cetera...
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    Am I going to get my first pokemon now?
    Colon, capital D!
    I eagerly follow the Professor into the lab!
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    and resist the urge to punch Akira in the face.
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    (Please say no please say no please say no)
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    (Shoot.)
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    A quest... I'm trembling with anticipation already...!
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    -- Dying breath. I know. I understand. Professor, I will try to be as great a general as you are!
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    You can shut the hell up
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    I bite my cheek and look over the pokemon slowly and carefully.
    Very slowly.
    I can feel Akira shooting glares at me from the corners of his eyes. Feels good, man.
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    ... Gotta make my mind up... Which one... should... I... taaaaaaaaake?
  34. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    Okey dokey~! If I see a Vulpix, I will imagine it as you!
    By the way, naming the starter BEN, so no name suggestions for that, please~
    :D
    Innocent smiiiiile~
  35. Jacquelle Hatoful Pigeon

    Haha. Yes. Happy.

    It will be a very... happy adventure. I am sure.
    :͉͍͚͕̆̑̊̏̊̍̂ͥͨ̑̆̃ͅḌ̖͎̹͖̥͚͔͕̥͇̅͂̅ͩ̂͐̅ͬͣ̌̐ͩ̌̏̂ ̫̳̻͙ͫ̅̊̈ͮ:̪̤͙̙̫̹̓̿͗̀ͨD̼̺̟͚̀͊̓̃ ̙̬̞̺̦̩̫̹͖̭̝̘͙͇ͧͯ̒ͣͯ͌̿̎͆̍͗ͪ̔ͣ̃̊:͇̞͔̠̻̩͍̝̥̪̜̖̪̭͇̣̦ͭͦͥD͕͚̘̘͚̰̗͓̠͎͚͉͎͕̰ͣͪ͑ͧ̂


    ETA: CHARMANDER. You know in your heart there is no other option.
  36. Bulbasaur. You need something to keep you rooted through this doubtlessly heart-rending adventure.
  37. Becca Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Charmander, always Charmander. Because dragons. And fire.
  38. VaticanCameos Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    LOOK AT THAT CHARMANDER SPRITE.
    SO SEXY.
    YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
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  39. Donmai Hatoful Pigeon

    Of course! It's no contest! Charmander is the way to go!
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    I'll love it and cherish it and name it BEN!
    ((.............................................))
    ((The second female starter I ever got and I'm naming it BEN.))
    ((I feel somewhat deflated now.))
  40. Failure Hero Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Location:
    Vegas
    It has to be Charmander.
    Oh, and the obligatory this is gonna be so great. Because it is.
    Edit: A little late, I guess