GOD I LOVE POKEMON (FireRed~ ... I think~...)

A Pokemart, huh? It's amazing how they have entire shops devoted to pokemon well-care. Ouch, my head.

... Is it that obvious?


Might as well. I'm going home anyway.
And then I decided to go home.(..?)

-nods-


You're welcome, Profe--

...

What do you want?


... Why does it feel like I've heard that bef--ouch.


I think I'm feeling woozy... It's like his voice is fading in and out...

... I'm well enough to slip the machine into my bag, at least. I zone out for the rest of the Professor's explanation, though, and when he gives us pokeballs, he has to firmly place them in my hands...

... Dreams...


...

Sir, yes, sir!



Hate you too.


.............
Daisy, your grandpa wants me to fulfill his dreams.

Thank you.

It's comforting to know that your rival is still a giant douche bag.

Well, at least his sister's nice...Shit's going to just go down--
What am I talking about, we're already rolling full speed to hell, aren't we? ahaha...ha

....you know, now I wonder how this would look like with the creepy original pokèmon red.

I got bored during work and sketched out a thing on some scrap paper.



You and me, kid, I think we're gonna be okay.

((<333))

If my intuition is correct, then...

Of course you headed straight for the Pokemon League.

...

Don't mock me...

He sends out a Pidgey. GHOST kills it effortlessly, and Akira doesn't even blink at the loss.
Next up is Squirtle. It used to be the Professor's pokemon, so of course it's a lot stronger than the pidgey and rattata that I've been training GHOST on.

GHOST is still stronger, though.

I read that it was supposed to be for Red but the game's engine couldn't handle it. Red and Blue were pretty badly programmed from what I hear.

Well where else did MissingNo. come from?

((Your nightmares? :D))
Akira complains about his defeat. Of course. He's the type of person who hates to lose. Honestly, though, his pokemon are the ones who lost the most...
He goes on and on about something. I don't listen to him.
He walks right past me.
I haven't called GHOST back to its pokeball.
And...

... I watch him go.
..........
Ah. That's right. I have to go, too...
Come on, GHOST. We have work to do.
((You can't curse trainers. Booooo. I was looking forward to making GHOST horribly mutilate Akira and send him to eternal damnation in an alternate reality... Oh well~ Maybe I can pretend that happens after the final battle~))

Well, considering we're supposed to meet Akira again, maybe it won't let us curse him. Maybe it'll let us curse the one-time trainers over in Viridian Forest, though.

I log back in after 2 weeks and find so many Pokemon threads!
Why? xD
totally not jealous that I has only 2 pokemon games that I never actually beat before
:D

I haven't played the ROM but based on the Creepy Pasta you can't curse people who need to show up later, but you can after their final appearance. So don't worry, the chance for Akira to die is still feasible!

...maybe that's how Lost Silver happened, it's what happens when you curse someone. LOOK WHAT YOU'RE DOING, DONMAI.

GOTTA LOVE CHAIN REACTIONS Jacquelle :D

given what happens at the end of this game? gonna wish ghost was the one who died.

I know this hack! Awesome.

...and, y'know, horrible...

That's a pity, it would have been really creepy! Gold/Silver/Crystal were already creepy by themselves in certain situations.

Also, in Pokèmon Red there was also that fucked up town, wasn't it?

Yep, Glitch City: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Glitch_City
Also, http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/List_of_glitches_in_Generation_I

I'm so glad I never played the original game when I was little, that could have seriously scared me.

The oldest one I've played is yellow since I could never find the original red and blue cartridges. The lavendar town and dragon's den songs in yellow and G/S/C are my favorite tracks in those games.

((The first Pokemon game I played was Red~ ... I overleveled my starter and the other five were HM slaves~ As you could imagine, I never really finished that game~ And then Red Rescue Team, which I actually finished, then Platinum which I haven't finished, then SoulSilver which I haven't finished, then Black which I have finished, and now Black2 which I still have to finish yaaaaay! <3))

... Ah, that's right. I have to move on now and explore the rest of the region.
I head to the north of town, but an old man suddenly grabs my arm and pulls me aside?

...
May I leave now?

I'm on an errand. Professor Oak entrusted me with this.

Thank you.

He leans in closely, and by now I'm 75% certain this is one of the creepy old guys mom warned me about.


...
How did you know that...?

I never said that, now how did you know what a pokedex--

A Weedle drops from the sky and the old man forces me to watch him catch it.
After that, he gives me a television.
...
I am okay with this.

... I have the strangest feeling that something is wrong with this picture, but I don't know what.
Hm.
-looks up- Rain falling...
-tilts head- Roof intact...
...
No, nothing strange here.
Moving on:

Oh man, glitching up the old games is one of the most fun things ever. Everyone should read this to get an idea of all the crazy crap you can do, and then you should go make some mayhem yourself.

Getting bored of space battles so Imma just show you the town signs I forgot to mention~


Yaaaaaay!

Oh no! A ghost is haunting the game and making the signs read like YouTube comments!

.... Lovely.

Whatever you do don't watch that t.v ಠ_ಠ

Oh, the rumors! I remember that in Elementary we believed that if you defeated the E4 a hundred time then the machok in Vermilion City would build you a gym...

...what happens? Because now I want to see.

Don't forget the truck behind the S.S. Anne! Which... actually exists, for no discernible reason. Definitely not for getting Mew, in any case. (Although you can find a Lava Cookie there in Fire Red/Leaf Green).

I think Mew was there if you had Pokèmon Green who was sold only in Japan?

Nope, Mew is never there ever. It's just a rumor.

Even a Pokémon Magazine lied to me.

Fisher was never there, Andy.

And so the mystery of the truck continues.

(There was a glitch which enabled you to get Mew in at least the Japanese versions of Red and Blue- I forget if they removed it for international releases- but I don't think it had anything to do with the truck. It was to do with Pokemons' special stats or something).

((You can still get a Mew through a glitch in the english R/B~ Two of them! :D I named mine Phobos and Deimos, and leveled them both up to 100 through the cloned Rare Candies I got through Missingno.! Who needs honesty~?))

So this is Viridian Forest...
There are a lot of bug pokemon here. GHOST is too strong for any of them, though. I won't be catching anything here, then.

--... Why can't I move?

What did you do?

... Okay.


...
Moving on.
((Still can't curse trainerssss. Oh well, can still manipulate screenshots and pretend Baro send them to the Shadow Realm or whatever. Shadow Realm~ Whee~))

Well of course you can send trainers to the Shadow Realm since using pokemon is a *insert dramatic sting here* a children's mon game.

Use the Celtic Guardian. The Celtic Guardian, Donmaaaaiiii.

Better yet, the Disgruntled Celtic Guardian.

What about the Obnoxious Celtic Guard?

It's a pretty cool trick with a couple of different ways to do it, and it's still there in the international releases. I wrote up a really long post explaining how to do it, but then I realized that no one wants to see yet another wall of text, so here's a link instead.