Discussion in 'January And Everything After' started by Bahimiron, Jan 6, 2012.
We did a Secret Santa thing at work yesterday. I scored a bottle of Knob Creek Bourbon. WOOO
I just got rear ended again; second time in the past two months. Hilariously the damage was in the exact same spot as the last time, which I hadn't yet had repaired (it's going in Thursday). So now I guess the insurance companies for the other drivers will have to argue over who gets to pay the bill!
Well, no, that's free money. Get the check from the first guy's insurance company, buy yourself something nice, then get it fixed with the second guy's insurance company money... or buy yourself something nice again.
First guy's insurance money wasn't issuing a check; they arranged a repair. I'm supposed to bring it in Thursday!
God damned insurance companies closing free cash loopholes.
My oldest has pneumonia. Started on antibiotics yesterday and is already improving, but we're not sure a three hour drive to Sweden tomorrow is a great idea... that is, since I have all the food, I'll still need to make most of the drive exchange the food and then drive back and buy new (not as good) food and make Christmas dinner for the family.
Not according to plan.
Knob Creek is my absolute personal favorite bourbon. That's what I bought myself on my 21st. Enjoy, my friend.
Just to let you know, my dad is doing fine. The last surgery went very well and he's back home; we're all de-stressing through the holidays. He also asked me to once again thank you guys for the get-well mails.
I got hit on on OKCupid by a Gorean. I need to go bathe now. Jesus Christ those guys are horrible and creepy. Also, thanks for treating me like I'm a woman, dude. He must have just spammed people.
They're still around? Those guys are hilarious.
Maybe if you think greasy stalkery types are hilarious...
You know, we're not all that bad.
Oh, wait. Gorean . . . with a "G". Never mind.
this whole time i have been thinking "gorean" was a typo of "korean" and then i noticed Gorean was a link.
EDIT: GREEDO, IF YOU HAD JUST WAITED ONE SECOND...
I can't even figure out how a Gorean approaches a woman on a cold open. "Hello. YOU ARE MY PROPERTY SUBMIT TO ME. Possibly over coffee this Saturday."
I watched this and it sobered me up fast.
Warning: It's some serious stuff, so if you're having a good day, I suggest you wait.
I've been hit on by them, in person and online. In person ones talk you up for a few minutes, then hint that they're kinky, then if you respond they ask if you've ever heard of Gor. Online ones... Do you have an OKCupid account? Because this guy's profile... "I'm a total fuck master." He actually says that. Fuck master. Bwahahaha.
AS SEEN ON TV: THE FUCKMASTER 5000
He's also a "sexual dynamo" who's thinking about becoming a porn star. LOL.
excuse me, did you just say fuck master.
have you ever had that thing happen where you realize
one of the people you know is exactly what you are describing oh my god.
Inform him that you are a sexual resistor and he's grounded.
I suspect he's too dumb to get that joke.
Wat. I just. That's so bizarrely absurd. O__O
Brokeback Mountain was on and all I could think of was catfistin.
Also at this point I'm pretty sure I can piss pure alcohol. Gotta love spending a week with the family.
Of course it rains the day I have to go pick him up. Of course it does.
How much you wanna bet it's going to completely clear up by the time I have to go in to work so I still have my shift? I'm not complaining about having the shift; I love making money. I just hate working in wet and cold conditions when I already have a knee that acts up over anything and everything.
Mmmm, today's gonna be an interesting day.MERRY CHRISTMAS EVE, TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE. MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THOSE WHO ARE IN THE FUTURE. AND HAVE A COOL DAY WATCHING EVERYONE ELSE AROUND YOU CELEBRATE, PEOPLE THAT DON'T DO THE CHRISTMAS THING. i'm gonna go take a shower and confirm my luggage.
My brother and I are out in the woods with snow, liquor, rifles, fire and testosterone, being manly as fuck.
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER.
But PA still sucks. And KILLADEPLHIA.
You misspelled Katfistin.
Spent most of today without electricity. It was pretty cold ('cause no heating without electricity) and boring. I even had to go all low tech and read dead tree books. Ye gads.
Over the weekend I had a Christmas gathering with my extended family. One of my cousins had just gotten engaged, and since he was still in college, I joked that he probably got the ring at a pawn shop. Unfortunately, he did get the ring at a pawn shop, and his fiancé, who was standing next to him, was unaware of that little detail. Damage done, I moved on to consume more food.
Good to see your internet skills translate into real life!
And now she knows that he's a thrifty guy who gets good deals on things and likes him even more. Right? >.<
Somebody else's broken dreams are on my finger HOW DARE YOU
As a fairly decent Christmas present, I was accepted to my third choice university. Hoping that maybe the others will accept me by New Year's.
I had to call the police for a welfare check on a friend. His girlfriend broke up with him last night, because of some very valid reasons, and he was sending her messages on Facebook, threatening to kill himself.
I'm back from nature. My brother saw trees and was like oh nooooes the bads are coming and I was like fuck the things and hit them with my beer bottle so guess who has BONUS CUTS in his hand. fucknozzle.
Let's play a game, Aeon. It's called "let's go a whole week without injuring yourself." Starting now.
I'm enjoying a quiet Christmas this year. After opening the last presents I'll enjoy the best part of of the holidays: Fried herring marinated in vinegar, with a dab of strong mustard; and liberal quantities of hard liquor.
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