Have another Text Adventure! Let's Play The ROC Adventure Game!

Discussion in 'The Mysterious Category of Other' started by Lady Octopus, Jan 3, 2013.

  1. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    So, Yandere train it is, then! (Oh, and just for you, considering the thing with the ex-wife and the fact the creator is male, we're a Protag-kun. The CREEPIEST. Protag-kun.)

    ... Which, is kind of short, because this next one is pretty short, and if I do the one after this, I might as well post what happens if you say "OK, time to let him go." excuse because I started typing up the one for letting Roy go no never

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    http://dont-starve-game.wikia.com/wiki/Beard I'm not sorry.

    So, THAT explains the weird architecture! We're in Boatmurdered!



    And just to let you know, if you decide to let him go at ANY time, it'll lead to this exact same response.

    Well, at least he didn't take it personally.

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    http://www.outdoorleaders.com/what-a-starry-night-blank-trail-sign-teaches-about-askingwhy-god/ im a greet artis and what do you mean the signs are plates on the wall shhhh

    ...this one was longer than I thought it would be.
  2. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Certain Death sounds way more entertaining.
  3. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I vote Certain Death.
  4. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    I'll give people more time to vote because OMG WHY AM I NOT ASLEEP IT'S LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING. So, I'll see you tomorrow. Or, later today, rather.
  5. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Certain Death sounds terribly enticing to me. :')

    I mean, it basically means that we will be with Roy forever, right? Right.
  6. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Escape is nice but if protag-kun is a ditz as well as a yandere we pick certain death route.
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  7. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    OK, I'm up, and earlier than I want to be, really, because siblings are too loud. :T

    Anyway, certain death!

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    http://www.icechamber.com/blog/2010/04/26/bridal-carry/ I regret everything nothing.

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    http://www.canarybirdshed.co.uk/showing.html HOHOHO

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    http://www.clker.com/clipart-box-of-matches.html Yeah, from mountain brand. Fuck those guys.

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    http://www.made.com/blog/designer-furniture-ritchie-sofa-grey-ideal-home/

    Ah crap! Not gas! We have to do something!

  8. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

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    WRAP. ROY ORBISON. IN CLINGFILM.

    IT MIGHT JUST SAVE HIS LIFE or more likely kill him but it's okay that just means that he can be our clingfilm waifu forever upupupupupu~
  9. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    SO MANY GOOD OPTIONS. *cries*

    Still, being wrapped in clingfilm is Roy's destiny. It's written in the titlepages of fate, so that's where my vote is. C-can we wrap him while we use the match to light the canary? No?
  10. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

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    Good idea! We should wrap him in clingfilm, lie down on the floor with him, and light the canary with the match so we can read the Ideal Home catalogue to him to while away the time.
  11. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    This sounds *snicker* reasonable.

    We are just the biggest geniuses in yandereland, ain't we? *high fives*
  12. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Wrap yourself in clingfilm. Strike a match. Why should the title of the game control our destiny???

    On the other hand:

  13. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

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    Whoever the creator of this game is, he has just officially dethroned Gasai Yuno as the Supreme Queen I mean King of all Yanderes.
  14. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    So, someone found more about the author. I am WAY more pleased than I should be.
  15. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Use the canary please.
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  16. Hannavan Fresh Meat

    Much as I want to go against fate the title, I also want to keep Roy safe (I swear that's all it is. Safety measures!). There's really only one choice here: wrap him up.
  17. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    It seems that Wrapping Roy Orbison in Clingfilm wins.

    You have NO IDEA.

    ... 9u9

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    http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/ice-kin...68403/title/ice-kings-throne-realistic-fanart The scariest wizard I could think of.

    'But, on the plus side, my soul is in a BITCHIN' jar. Seriously.'

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    http://photo.net/photodb/photo?photo_id=3411265&size=lg http://honolulumuseum.org/art/5088-silver_door http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:20061030_Blackstone_Library_Bronze_Door_From_Inside_Foyer.JPG

  18. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

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    Wrap Roy in clingfilm. Even though we don't have any more clingfilm. Yes.

    Though beating up the wizard IS incredibly enticing...
  19. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    This is a hard one, but our destiny is clear. Wrap Roy Orbison in clingfilm while, if possible, slamming the wizard's head against the wall and shouting at him.

    ...way out? Ah, yeah. While asking for the way out.
  20. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    You REALLY don't know this man. He almost NEVER runs out of clingfilm.
  21. Hannavan Fresh Meat

    Indeed, in order to maintain Roy Orbison's beauty, one must carry enough clingfilm to wrap him up in over a million different situations.
    (count that as a vote for wrapping)
  22. VaticanCameos Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Psssst.
    Look what I found.
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    Oh and wrap the good sir in clingfilm.
    The wizard shall surely be impressed by its beauty!
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  23. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Answer the riddle.
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  24. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Well, I'm sure I know where this is going.

    What does the game say when you try to wrap something in clingfilm that isn't Roy Orbison, though? And why can't we wrap Roy Orbison and ourself together in the same clingfilm?
  25. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Well, to be honest, it's not a TRUE text adventure. Instead of typing out your answer, you click on one of the options (which are links). But, that's the closest thing to what it is, since it's all text. Also, no lie, that actually happens in one of his stories. He's pretty happy about it. Sob.
  26. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Anyway, time to play the name of the game, since that's the option what won.

    Oh man, that last line. Looking it up, this game was made in 2008. This suddenly got very very tragic. Seriously, until this playthrough, I hadn't noticed that line before. Or, at least, if I did, I forgot.

    ... Could someone with more art skills than me PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE draw this? This is such a great mental image.



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    http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/File:Ice_King_crying.jpg


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    http://www.chuckandcletus2.com/article.php?sid=135

    Of course it is. >:|

    And that last thing is true, it's NOT an option.
  27. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

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    Can we wrap our shoe in clingfilm? Nah of course not cause this is not a REAL text adventure. Ignore it and carry on, good sir.


    why did you have to go and make me sad ;____;
  28. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Because I FEED OFF YOUR TEARS THIS FORUM LIVES OFF OF FEELS idk. :(
  29. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    I'm not sure if I like the idea of some huge thing creeping on our back while we are bent over tying our shoelaces, so just carry on.
  30. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Stop and tie tie your shoe. There is nothing chasing you.
  31. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Plot twist: Roy Orbison was a zombie the whole time! By wrapping him securely in clingfilm, we have saved the rest of the world from the zombie apocalypse!

    Also, until you posted that link I knew literally nothing about Roy Orbison except that he is the titular character of the "Roy Orbison in Clingfilm" stories. I don't know what that says about me, or Roy Orbison's legacy.

    EDIT: Also, tie your shoelace.
  32. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Dang, I'm gonna need one more vote, it's 50-50... yet again. XD

    Also...

    I would love that Plot twist forever. However, I don't think our yandere would care about a zombie apocolypse as long as his Roy-kun was alright.

    And don't worry, before looking more of him up, the only thing I knew was that he's the character in Roy Orbison in Clingfilm stories, and that he apparently sang Pretty Woman, the only song of his I know. :D
  33. Eboby Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Shoe tying is for the weak. Carry on.
  34. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

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    Carry on Roy Orbison
    There'll be clingfilm when you're done
    Lay your shoelaces to rest
    Don't you stop no more
  35. Lady Octopus Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    Well, OK...

    OK, OK, jeez. Well, there's only one other choice...

    I love the smell of ironic(?) karma in the morning.

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    http://every-mile-a-memory.com/carlsbad-caverns-national-park/ Also, ngl, the amount of silent screaming and dizziness from my brain trying to figure out what the perspective is, was not minor. I REALLY dislike heights.

    This made me giggle a LOT more than it should.

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    http://lotr.wikia.com/wiki/One_Ring You were thinking it. I was thinking it too.

    I tried to find a picture of this, but I could only find alive skeletons. Hmm.

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    http://goldseven.wordpress.com/

  36. Kaneda Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Dear lord, it's a dragon! Quick, wrap Roy in clingfilm before he gets burnt!
  37. VaticanCameos Already Beat BF's New Expansion

    BUCKET 'O SAND~

    I'M GOING OF MY DESIGNATED PATH. WHAT AM I DOING TO MYSELF.
  38. Anabanana Hatoful Pigeon

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    You know the drill. Wrap Roy Orbison in clingfilm.
  39. James Birdsong Beardy Magnificence

    Look for a fire-alarm, extinguiser, or bucket of sand and designated fire escape route.
  40. Nerys Already Beat BF's New Expansion

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    Smite the dragon! I just want to see how hilariously we die.

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