...Well maybe. Here. Rules: 1. Use this version: v1.08 2. Let the new people have a chance to learn rather than posting up the insane score you got after 6 hours straight a year ago. All scores should be 2013 vintage. Yes I got that score in about 10 minutes of playing. 3. There are some explanations of the mechanics here. Be assured that once you understand the game you should be able to get out a 2000m result fairly easily. Beyond that is far more twitch skills and luck. 4. Even if you're not in the running for overall top, post your best score, it's fun to see how you've improved over time. 5. GROVEL AT MY MAGNIFICENCE.
I moved it because I realised that we had a perfect forum for this sort of nonsensical posturing. Also: Boom.