I still hate that guy, but I hate this guy too (godawful gamer images)

This is the thread for terrible images of gamers and gaming culture. Every dipshit playing a game with the wrong controller. Or a console that isn't hooked up to anything. Or a screen that is showing the game's title. Or is just rocking out way, way, way too fucking hard. Like this guy...



So lemme kick this off by saying that I fucking hate everyone in this goddam commercial.



(If this thread exists, mea culpa. I really checked!)

Show that asshole landing on his shoulder and see how XXXTREMERADICALAWESOME it is now.

Holding controllers like dipshits

Not quite gamer images but this...is...a... thing:



From an entire gallery of the things:
http://www.tomshardware.com/picturestory/612-gift-guide-pc-hardware-recommendation.html

If we're to believe that old copy of the US Army Survival Manual most of us probably have lying around, it suggests that humans lose 40-45% of their body heat through their heads. So it was pretty smart thinking on that woman's part to adequately cover that part of her body when she decided to rest her butt cheeks on cold boulders.

I have no idea what she's doing. I don't even know if she knows what she's doing. Is she pointing? Does she think she has a Wii-Mote in her hand? Did she demand to use the TV and then start playing Kinect on the 360, relegating the Wii U player to his pad controller? Is she half-shrugging and talking to herself way back there? I dunno.


Careful not to fall under a train while in the throes of your exuberant enthusiasm.


Dude looks blasted as fuck. I'm sure we've all sat alone on the floor and flail-danced to Windows Media Player Visualizations at least once in our lives.
On an unrelated note, at least he's rocking out to the Nine Inch Nails album Broken. I won't even ask why he's bothering with physical music media (he's undoubtedly ripping and torrenting all that shit).

I feel like Sexy Girl Holding Biscuit Fan is an entire genre of tech journal in Denmark. Hanzii probably has a subscription to three of them, and he can go on at length about the merits of each.

I have no idea how I got involved in this, but our IT-department is blocking the shit out of that particular gallery...

What do they have against Corsair products?

I find these sort of charming for some reason.

Tell your IT guys that it's just naked women fishing, so should be OK.

Probably not enough fish.

I could've sworn this thread existed somewhere here, but I can't find it either. Anyways, there are some good (bad) ones on some of the stock photo sites out there.





Most of them seem to be people holding controllers and making dumb faces, but there's also a surprisingly large number of images featuring one person putting their hand in front of the other person's face "playfully". You know, like an asshole would do.

Friendzoned, or misplaced priorities?



Also, what controller is this?

Looks a little like one of those old shitty IR wireless SNES controllers

Yes, we finally beat Super Mario Bros!

The look in the dad's eye indicates he doesn't take losing well.




If he's trying to take the battery out of that controller, he's doing it wrong. Ditto if he's trying to use the triggers. That's probably why he looks angry.

Old youtube video is old and I suspect it was in the old gamer-stock-photo threads. But the newest photos were corny enough to remind me of it.

I hate every single person in these ads:

Playstation Vita: Douchebag Edition

MS Surface gives hipsters even more dancing possibilities

Wow, they're using their Vitas like Wii U pads.

Excuse me, Mr. Thatwasinthefirstpost!

Goddamnit Elyscape, the man doesn't have time to read, he's got opinions to be posting!

Hey, this one was in the first post.

I watched this with the sound off and it was even worse.

It is my opinion that you are a poopyhead!

OMG I AM A GIRL PLAYING VIDEO GAMES


LOLOLOL

(also surely I am not the only person who defaults to having both index fingers on the trigger/shoulder buttons, right?)

She's playing Dark Souls and doesn't want to accidentally attack a merchant. I hold the controller the same way in that situation.

I hope you also make that face :)

Whenever I find a merchant in Dark Souls I change my controller grip, make that face, hunch over forward, spread my legs, and unbutton the top few buttons of my shirt.

I'll be in my bunk.

didn't someone post a gallery with sexy ladies posing with fish?

that's the joke.gif

Never heard of such a thing. Sounds pretty weird, though. Bet that guy is some kind of sex criminal.

What the hell face is she making?



Is... is she sitting on a lamp?

Holey moley, these Open Wheeler (some gaming chair sold in the UK) promo shots just seem to get worse and worse. Of particular interest is this woman, who apparently runs through a gamut of emotions while playing racing games, but oddly none of them appear to indicate she's actually having a good time.

Someone tell her she doesn't need to signal for every turn around the course.


Introducing the Open Container Wheeler Drunk Driving Simulator, make it home before you pass out.


"I wish I could scoot my seat back."


"Heeeey there Sexy, sure I know how to drive a stick."


"No, please, I don't want to stay up and play any more."

(braaains)

How to set women in professional racing back eight years. Of note, she's actually happy in this pic. Perhaps underwear modeling is a more natural habitat for her.


"Are we done taking the pictures now? Can I please get up out of the seat now?"

Oh fuck. I'm dying.

This isn't gaming related (unless you count the fact that this band, Flyleaf, had a track included in the game Rock Band), but I hate everything about this image: