I still hate that guy, but I hate this guy too (godawful gamer images)

Christian rock, annoying singer, douchey band.

I raise you

Bad photoshop cutout, fairy forest background.

Since I worked on it, I actually know the answer.

So she's holding a handheld and they're staring at... nothing?

He's watching "the game" and she's playing a handheld because she finds sports rather boring. But his team scored points, so she looked up to try to see what was going on and in a rare moment, enjoyed it.

That man has a disturbingly tall head.

Funny, that doesn't look anything like a termite-hollowed eucalyptus tree trunk decorated with symbols of the Dreamtime and used as a wind instrument.

Uh, no, you're a multiplayer third person shooter. Any body played Forge? I don't think it's an MMO either, anymore than League of Legends or World of Tanks or MWO, but I could be wrong.

EDIT: Grrr, 8 to 16 players per team. No, not an MMO either. Stupid, horrible, annoying marketing. You're a gawdamned Multiplayer Third Person Shooter. You are not a unique snowflake of acronym hell.

Your MOM'S termite-hollowed.

I don't know the brand of steering wheel mount for this gaming phone, so I can't link directly to the source for context:

Looks like it's a goofy phone holder for playing all those phone racing games that use tilt for steering.

You did? My oldest had one of these, back in the day. Well, actually I think he had 3 of them... they were pretty unreliable and I think we had some failure that locked them up. Despite that, I thought it was a neat platform that never attracted enough games.

The underlying hardware is pretty decent, but it was yet another Leapfrog "One and Done" release. I think it got a second wave of games after it came out (I was long gone by that point). I worked on the firmware and some of the games.

It runs a stripped down version of Ubuntu as its OS, you can do some pretty interesting stuff with it if you poke around a bit. An amusing side effect was that if you plugged an early version of the hardware into a PC that was capable of booting from USB, it'd attempt to boot your computer into Ubuntu.

"We spent our family shoe money on a console!"

I imagine that guy's about to punch himself in the face and it makes the picture all right.

The guy on the left has less facial hair and is thus automatically going to lose.

Total biscuit is awesome shut up.

Is that who it is? They look more like the guys who took my home loan application.

The facial hair just makes me automatically detest the guy on the left. The chinstrap was pretty much the territory of douches to begin with, but I'll forever associate it with Breivik now.

The guy on the left (of the other picture) is actually a replacement for SOE's original choice (the guy on the right in the picture here).

As a side note, do NOT attempt to watch any of the guy on the rights Youtube videos. Seriously. Just don't. You'll thank me.

Who are these people?

I know the name of Total Biscuit because of his videos, but couldn't pick him out of a lineup. Who are these other guys?

Seananners is the dude in the light blue shirt, Tobuscus is the asshole with the stupid fucking expression on his stupid fucking face, and LevelCap is the dude Thoro hates.

As a bonus, Tobuscus is the delightful person we all had the honor of watching Aisha Tyler roll her eyes at during Ubisoft's E3 2012 press conference.

He's a giant shitstain, and because I hate you all and your suffering gives me pleasure:

I follow LevelCap for his Battlefield 3 videos. Facial hair aside he's a cool guy who doesn't come off as arrogant at all in his videos (he never talks smack while playing).