I know nothing about Grey's Anatomy except that it's a show about doctors. In a hospital. And apparently features smug women looking at men while said men stare shyly into the camera. I was drawn to this game because it is reportedly one of the worst games on Steam, almost worse than The War Z - and sadly, they were right. I'll get to the "gameplay" in a moment, but for now all you need to know is that this game only supports the 800x600 resolution. And it was released in 2009. The Walking Dead you sure aren't, game. How foreboding! A laggy FMV starts, ending on this blurry picture of what I assume to be a hospital. Or a museum, I dunno. "It is mostly about doing the dirty with every hot man this hospital throws at me." That's not the love interest, is it? I want to go back to Mass Effect. I want to go back to Garrus. This is the face I will see in my nightmares. Protag-chan steps into the elevator next to Mr. Dream Guy Who Lacks A Name. Let's name him Herman. Oh, Derek is fine too. "You know, aside from your Calvin Klein modeling job." Derek: ...Casino, Gone Fishin'... OHGOD. Could it be...actual gameplay!? I am going for the Flirtatious option. Maybe that will get me to wake up. GREY'S ANATOMY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.