Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by Randomletters, Jan 27, 2013.
Well she had to go somewhere after the Reapers were defeated.
Sorry about the disappointment, but updates will proceed tomorrow. Desperate Housewives' fail has utterly broken me.
Sorry about the disappointment to you (from it). Don't let it break you.
Say what you want about Grey's Anatomy, at least that game saved properly. The appearance options in Desperate Housewives do not work and make the game use the default looks for everyone, the mood system (which is ripped completely from the Sims) is royally borked and will not let me improve on anything so my housewife inevitably has an appearance of 0, and this is what their idea of a romantic scene is:
And the shows air on the same channel.
Also, the protagonist apparently has amnesia that makes her forget the entirety of her marriage thanks to some dramatic accident.
Still, there are some good things about it! Like the dialogue options. You can be a total bitch to everyone without a care in the world and it's so great to see.
Aw man, it's too bad that Desperate Housewives is too broken to LP. This is hilarious, and I can only imagine how crazy that game would be. *Shudders*
Well, at least you can date Ken.
So after a lot of FAQs and manuals and internet knowhow, I finally managed to make Desperate Housewives run correctly.
Truly this is my greatest achievement in life.
I guess that means you'll subject us to copious fail now?
(I've never watched either desperate housewives or gray's anatomy, so I'm going into this thread, blind.)
I just made the show a hundred times better.
ABC Studios should thank me.
That would be awesome XD
With a human woman body.
The Housewives game was actually pretty decent, from what i can vaguely remember. In the sense it had a plot that wasn't too far from what you'd find on the show itself, and it wasn't looking bad in the Sims 2 era.
Yeah, once you get it working correctly, it isn't too bad. Like I said, the dialogue options are really great.
Still pretty snark-worthy, though.
We open the new scene with people wrapping up a nice sex session professional meeting. In a bed. While people's lives are on the line. I am starting to miss Cristina. At least she cared a bit about her job.
Dude. You just slept with her. You have already led her on. With your penis.
Well, gotta hand it to them, at least they're waiting until lunch to fuck around while people are dying.
Mingame time! I gotta cut at these images to make a choice between telling her outright that Alex just wants to have a piece of that without committing or make an excuse. This basically amounts to fuckall and is instantly forgotten.
"You know, with breasts. Other than yours. Get the hint."
Laying it on thick with the minigames, huh, game?
This is like Cristina's courage minigame, except this time I actively have to avoid love and gather cold. You know, like every good doctor should. It's easy enough.
Lexie doesn't take kindly to my minigame skills. Of course.
Another minigame! This time I have to cut away Lexie from a photograph that was apparently taken in outer space.
Why didn't you tell her before you potentially endangered people's lives by fucking a co-worker?
WHY ARE YOU SO OKAY WITH THIS
You just made me play minigames so you could keep it casual and move away from her to avoid leading her on...and then you kiss her. Great job, Alex. You definitely deserved that Douchebag of the Year Award.
Of course, Meredith chimes in.
Seriously, I bet that chick has cameras everywhere.
Man, sometimes I wish we still had signatures.
Is the show like this? Is the show seriously like this?
I'm under the impression that this show is popular. How the fuck is that possible?
Some people really can't take the hint, they force you to make minigames in your mind until the finally understand, uh?
I literally nearly fell over from laughter reading that. Like, I actually had to STOP and laugh into my arm. That very rarely happens.
You are a god.
Finally, doctor-y things! So, what are we supposed to do? And why is everyone gathered in front of the bed like it's a birthday party?
I am starting to like you, Miss Sassy Black Woman.
But of course Miss Sassy Black Woman isn't our protagonist in this scene. Instead it is Katherine Heigl.
Yep, I have to play a rhythm game. Which I promptly fail at, as you've seen on the game over screenie I posted a while ago.
You are standing in front of a patient. Have some manners and don't talk about sex for one second.
BUT IT'S CASUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL~
I like this woman's voice actress. She's way too good for this game.
But our valiant efforts to talk to George are interrupted by Miss Sassy Black Woman.
Damn, I like her a lot.
She seems deathly afraid. As she should be, with these imbeciles treating her.
TOMORROW WE ACTUALLY DIAGNOSE A PATIENT.
Also, we get to play as the only character in this thing who gives a damn.
Dat old lady is staring at me with soul-less eyes.
I feel as if the incompetant doctors have already killed her off while gossiping.
I actually watched this show for a few years and I can't remember anyone.
Except Izzie, because the patient was John Winchester.
Yeeesh, I think we're dealing with the no-soul syndrome here. She's a lost cause, better bury her immediately.
It seems slightly less ridiculous in show form because there's more medical stuff in the background :P But yeah, focus is on the interns' relationships. To be fair, they usually do their job while on the job?
People like reality tv. So it's not that farfetched this has an audience.
I remember I think all the main characters. I marathoned like 4 seasons two or three years ago. So this is extra hilarious to me.
Derek is nicknamed McDreamy by Meredith in the show :D
In Italy, he's called Dr. Strangelove.
I watched the first three season and then a friend spoilered me a lot of stuff because she loved the lesbian couple. Then they didn't broadcast it anymore, so I just stopped watching it.
My mother watched it and I watched it by proxy when trying to read in the same room. Yeah, there is a fair bit of medical stuff and drama in between the hanky panky so it doesn't come off as ridiculous. Also, it has nice music.
IF I LAY HERE IF I JUST LAY HERE WILL WOULD YOU LIE WITH ME AND JUST FORGET THE WORRRLDD~~
Most of the music in this game is just elevator muzak. No inspiring songs whatsoever.
Huh, So I guess I'm one of the very few people here that has never watched this show nor have had anyone in her family watch this show. (In fact, nobody in my proximity has watched Grey's Anatomy)
Like I said, I'm going in completely blind and very amused.
Okay, so judging by the icons I have to memorize that sometimes this woman gets struck by lightning, her heart beats (to the beat of the drum) and she has bad breath.
Am I treating Kesha here?
Naturally, this proves to be incredibly easy and I'm done in about three seconds.
You could tell that from looking at those three icons? I'm quite impressed, Izzie!
This woman's voice acting is so terrible I wish you could hear it. She sounds like a constipated crow with a Brooklyn accent.
Oh, please. If you'd turn around you'd see that George is still thinking about undressing Lexie in the staff room.
Speaking of Lexie...
Meredith has another voice-over!
George...no. Not right now.
Yeah, sure, let's flirt in front of the dying old lady, no way this is inappropriate in any possible fashion !
Fuck these guys, they are terrible doctors AND human beings D:
If only medical exams were as simple as three piece matching games.
That guy looks lost. Sorry, sir, you're in the wrong building. They're recording the next Baby Geniuses next door.
They know each other!
D'aww, of course you can. Guys, this man is adorable. <3
Why? He's one of the few decent people I've seen so far.
Oh sure, collect anger. I'm sure getting mad in front of your baby is the right thing to do in this situation.
Whoa whoa whoa, lady.
Cristina, Alex and Meredith shuffle off, presumably to their respective "love" interests.
Aww, of course!
Whoa, Tucker's mom looks like a man.
Your manly mother, yeah?
I just played a minigame just so I could ask you that question. Don't shoot me down, Tucker.
I totally understand this guy.
I need to play a minigame for this? Just grab the damn baby.
It's suddenly quite difficult. Those black things block the way, and because the mouse sensitivity is crap I can barely make it before time runs out.
Can I just romance Tucker right now?
Anyway, he leaves, and Miranda turns around.
Turns out these three assholes were just standing there looking at her personal moment.
Miranda, I love you so much right now. You keep on doing your job. <3
They walk off yet again, and a guy walks up to me as Meredith starts up once more.
Shit just got real. This guy is coughing loads of blood.
He then collapses.
And that concludes Act 1! Let me know if you'd like me to do Act 2 as well. I had a blast so far, and I loved all of your likes and comments.
I think you should LP the entire game, personally, because this is beautiful.
MY BRAIN TELLS ME NO BUT MY M SIDE TELLS ME YES
GO FOR IT
Please please please please please do Act 2, BUT only if you want to of course!
Y'know, I sympathize with being frustrated that your child almost never sees one of his parents. But I am aaaaaaaalmost completely positive that there's at least one better way out there to deal with that than showing up at your spouse's workplace in the middle of a work shift, carrying the child, and going "Hey, ditch work suddenly to take the kid! I'm busy with something at my own work place, which completely takes priority over anything you're doing! Also, you suck as a parent!"
Fucking divorce that bastard. I'm a surgeon and I SAVE LIVES I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT!!!!! /defenestrates the kid
Yeah, If you're having fun I'd say keep going, I'm surely enjoying this LP!
And the man coughing blood makes me hope that a zombie apocalypse is breaking out in that hospital.
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