Discussion in 'Dating/Otome - Broken OKCupid' started by Randomletters, Jan 27, 2013.
Just maybe... Is this how Zafehouse begins?
Someone do a playthrough with Meredith, Alex, Izzie, Cristina and Bailey as the survivors.
Oh no, it's back in my head again!
Does this mean that there will be a zombie baby?
Keep going, this is a lovely train wreck.
For once, we might actually see some romance in Zafehouse.
If it isn't crushing your soul, I'd love to see more of the game. I saw it when I was binging on Trauma Center and considered getting it, but didn't.
Define romance. I'm pretty sure they will bitch at each other because there aren't enough guys for them. Unless Alex and Bailey are guys.
Goddamn I hate you so much.
I'm having fun watching a medical soap opera, so by all means, continue please.
And I've watched wierd dramas and soap operas: My mom and I once watched a drama that centered around studying for college.
I've heard of the Grey's Anatomy show, but I never knew what it was about...
This game is awful as a game, and awful as a story... but that's what makes LP fun, isn't it? You yell, flail, scream, freak out... and laugh at all the antics.
Be very afraid.
Oh, wonderful, I'm delighted to be reminded of these awful terrible "special" books
What is it??? WHAT IS THAT???
There is so much masochism in this forum.
When will you begin?
"Flick away all SELF PRESERVATION to continue the LP".
This February...there is no turning back.
I have a feeling this is one of those kinds of threads you wish will derail, as violently crashing and burning is preferable to the train running directly into one of the lower circles of hell.
Randomletters I never knew there were such games. I had more faith in humanity than that!
Why are you destroying my perfect illusion of a sane, rational, and vaguely intelligent society?
I named her Nicki Minaj.
Randomletters, I'm worried about your sanity if you play all this trashy games one after another XD
I fuckin love this thread.
Ooo, I'm curious. I remember having something quite similar to that like 10 years ago. I wonder what this Disney game will be like.
This is Broken Forum. None of us are sane to begin with.
You can vote for the game you want me to play next here.
I voted but honestly, all of the choices look good. Uh, "good", anyway.
Whatever, man. You just coughed up blood.
STOP SMIRKING LIKE THAT GEORGE
Wait, who's Stevens? Is it...us?
CATHETER INSERTION IS A GO.
First, though, we have to clean up the arm for the catheter to be inserted. Brown goo is obviously the best choice for something like that.
And there we go. Don't worry, sir, I have experience with sticking foreign objects in people.
Man: Give or take an hour.
That's pretty specific, sir.
Meet this guy's gimmick. He won't shut up about how he can predict deaths. Seriously.
Grey's Anatomy would be a lot more interesting if there were ghosts and psychics. However...
I knew it would be too much to ask.
He then asks Izzie if she's 28.
Oh, Grey's Anatomy minigames, how I missed you.
Yay! This thread is back!
...also, I think that an actuary who thinks actuarial tables predict individual deaths, as opposed to likelihoods based on large groups and a lot of factors, would not be a very good actuary at all. (The one from Kurosaga Corpse Delivery Service aside and all.)
The note about needing to insert a catheter made me really nervous, because I thought it was the other type of catheter they were talking about.
What follows is a shitty version of Bejeweled. I choose to answer that yeah, he's about right.
He then advises Izzie to eat more organic food. Pssh, I'm Katherine Heigl, I don't need your advice.
Oh yeah, he was coughing up fucking blood. Sorry, this conversation made me forget all about that.
Who takes their baby into a patient's room? God, I know it's important but get someone in the break room to watch over it or something.
No. And he's still more professional than anyone who does work here.
YOU ARE EXAMINING A PATIENT. BABIES CAN WAIT.
Please do. Get that baby out of my face.
That's why you take him to patients who may or may not have dangerous infectious diseases.
We've come this far. Let's be bold.
Izzie, I love you.
Pictured above: my expression when watching this thing unfold.
And Baby Tuck's final wail unleashed the Jade Wind upon Cantha, turning the forests into stone and the sea into jade.
Oh sorry, this isn't Guild Wars.
HAHA SHE MADE A POOP JOKE.
The sheer amount of fucks George doesn't give could resurrect Jesus.
You would think that checking into this hospital with these doctors would've knocked a few years off of his prediction.
This makes me want to Grey's anatomy. Then I saw Kameameha, awesome! but no.
I'm ready for more Grey's Anatomy. This game is a mess.
I'd watch Grey's Anatomy if it was set in Cantha. There'd probably be a persistent subplot about a Kurzick Monk and a Luxon Ritualist angsting regarding their star-crossed love which can never be. As well as 900% more adorable baby turtles (estimation, not guaranteed accurate). Everybody wins!
I've never even watch grey's anatomy and this is amusing.
Is the show really this dramatic?
Worse. This show has made me cry like nobody's business. It is definitely a soap and not for everyone. I watch it as a guilty pleasure.
I see by the presence of Lexie that this is one of the later seasons after I stopped watching, primarily because Izzie was horrible and Meredith wasn't much better.
I can only hope the game includes Izzie's ghost boyfriend - I heard that was a thing on the show.
Act 2 begins with two of the Grey's Anatomy women getting wet.
By that I mean they are washing their hands, of course. We're playing as Cristina, so I guess we'll have to whine about the fellowship to this blonde woman.
This is proceeding in ways I did not expect.
Oh, I take it Hahn is that woman?
Well, they do kinda look alike for a change.
Things are getting more difficult. Nothing I can't handle, though.
Ooh, are we going to get a catfight?
Hahn. Can I marry you? You're one of the few characters who can't deal with Cristina's shit.
So yeah. Time to operate.
After inserting another catheter, I have to inspect pixelated pictures for pixelated anomalies. You know, just to make you remember this game bombed on Steam.
After that, we cram in the catheter further and we're done.
Hahn has the patience of a stone wall. I'd have gotten Cristina fired ages ago.
Another minigame. Again, this one's pretty easy.
Just imagine if the patient's anaesthetic wore off while she's bitching about the fellowship.
If you'd stop talking during an operation and focus on the guy you cut open, I'm sure you would get nothing but glowing reviews.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! How dare you betray me? I trusted you for all of two minutes!
Didn't you hear what she just said?
I want the rest of this game to be nothing but people telling Christina how bad a doctor she is for acting like this. YOU ARE A DOCTOR, LADY. COPE.
I'll indulge you
Christina YOU ARE A BAD DOCTOR.
I loved Hahn. If only she lasted more than a season.
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