I'm blending in just like a pine tree: Let's Play Ninja Love

So, somebody pulled a Emperor's New Clothes on him.

That's kind of what's happened in Kotaro's route thus far.

Naw, I meant he did that on purpose just to see what others would do...

What? If assassination was the plan, so what was the ninja alliance for again? Plan B just in case? Oh wait, I'll just wait and see when the LP gets there. We mustn't spoil other people.

(Somebody tell me, though, just what did Akechi do in the "seduce both Akechi and Nobunaga so they kill each other" plot? I mean, it constitutes as epic fail to the max. Now I just want to know how stupid it gets. Also, now I'm going to go hunt Goemon's route just to see Heroine's questionable flirting skills at work... My poor Android tablet is not compatible to play Solamre's stuff, dammit...)

Yeah, in the pre-Tail of the Moon manga, Nobukatsu attacks Iga despite Nobunaga's wishes. Except, plot twist Nobunaga actually has a competent daughter named Sara who he must keep secret. Tail of the Moon is very accurate in the sense that it makes it so that Nobunaga isn't all "kill the ninjas because they are a threat to me." He actually employs former enemy ninjas as well, he just wants to crush his enemies and unfortunately the ninja villages are a part of that.

I'm actually the one who thought Solmare ripped most of this game off Tail of the Moon. The art is very Naruto but everything else is Tail of the Moon without all the accuracy. (i.e. in the manga, Sasuke actually is a monkey LOL)

Oh that Sara. I wasn't fond of her quasi-Romeo-and-Juliet situation with Hanzo in the main Tails story because she's a non-existent person. Oda had actual daughters so WHY. What was this drama for? I sort of want to see that pre-story now just because I want to know what the reasons for hiding her existence is other than "because she wasn't in historical records". And... the whole ninja business was ALL about Nobukatsu's blunder. If Nobukatsu didn't blunder, I think there wouldn't be any campaigns against Iga. I heard he actually did it behind Nobunaga's back, and why Nobunaga squashed Iga is rather questionable. He wasn't happy with his son, and there's no real gain from squashing the ninjas other than "there are less potential assassins", but it's definitely not because "Iga ninjas happened to be sided with his enemies". He didn't touch Koga and Fuuma, after all. Just Iga.

But at the very least it wasn't a big WTF mess like this game ಠ____ಠ I appreciated the Lulzy situation where about 3-4 people were named Hanzo and it gets really funny. And the Sasuke thing. Hey, he's more of a legend than an actual existing person, so he is darn well allowed to be a monkey.

The many attractive Hanzos made that story so much better (◠‿◠)

Well, one was old(er) and is main-love-interest-Hanzo's dad, so.... I don't think that one counts O___O But here I was screaming for a route with Nobunaga so just call me a hypocrite. I don't actually remember what the Hanzos look like other than the main one. Wasn't the real-life Hattori Hanzo one of those who WSN'T Usagi's husband? I want to know what he looks like.

By the by, any chance that the pre-story is online? XD

Here! It's called Tsuki no Toiki.

O____O That was a bizarre piece of story. Thanks for the link.

Eep, that's a major tangent I've set off... I'm very sorry. Very very sorry.

*runs off*

can't wait to see what happens next...i wish i could play Ninja Love...but Gree version doesn't like me for whatever reason it has...and all I can do is stare at the screen while it tells me something in japanese every time I try to play the game *cries* whyyyy Greee whyyyyyy? and i can't play the actual Ninja Love game either...since I got no phone for that ...i just luckily stumbled upon an application for PC which allows me to play android games...but still....why must you hate me ...i love ninjas!!!
Great work so far, Para though :)

MOUSIE, YOU HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT THAT APPLICATION IS. MY STUPID ANDROID REFUSES TO LET ME PLAY THE NINJAS. PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU.

Because we all need bishie ninjas:



Shekushi! You're too shekushi for that guy!

Samurai: Yeah, I guess you're good enough.
Samurai2: But you look tired and poor!

Excuuuse me?



Shekushi: (Well excuse me for living!) I'm sorry about that! I will do my make up better!

I love Shekushi.





Well this ended being a short update.

B! Because we are a ninja and we'll do our ninja-spying duties FOR THE SAKE OF THE CLAN!!!!!

Wait, what were we about to offer our services for again?

No, seriously. What are we doing?

B!!!

I hope this ends well...

B, because it means I can quote obscure musicals again,

This is my chance - the risk I will take
To make a bid for freedom
And the love I won't forsake

If I repeat myself, blame the game writers, not me. I only have so many cue sentences.

This is going to end badly no matter what we do, but let's B a proactive protag!

I like that as soon as Tome-chan posted, other people started voting to. Expect an update...on the weekend maybe. Possibly friday. Why do I have a test in every class and a competition on a Thursday

The fact that I'm a terrible decision maker has nothing to do with me not wanting to vote in games that have bad ends, nope.

B, definitely B. Wait...do we actually have to romance the pedobear though? Only while we're there of course but still. O.O

If so then please give him this message:


You have to click on the gif, but if you feel too lazy it says: Shoot yourself in the head with a large caliber bullet! Please creep, do so.

Good luck PARA! \(°o°)/

Here, have this cure for stress ❤

WE ARE NOT ROMANCING HIM. WE ARE OFFERING OURSELVES AS A VIRGIN SACRIFICE. THAT IS DIFFERENT.

(I'm sorry, I've gotten myself caught up in my own joke and I'm taking it way too seriously now. Expect me to flail anytime prospects of romancing either of the Odas is brought up. Oh wait, I'm not sorry at all!)

Also. Solmare has a prequel game for Ninja Love. It's only in Japanese Gree. That game is actually a SERIES there, apparently.
Ours, the one we're playing right now, is called "Ninja Love: Sengoku Scrolls".

The Prequel is "Ninja Love: Love and Desire Heian Hustle":



According to the blurb, in this prequel we meet an ancestor of one of the Sengoku people. I wonder who...

(Bad Solmare, bad. Y u no release this?)

Sorry it took soooo long to answer T_T but seems like my internet doesn't like me much and won't accept me putting alarms on threads (at least some of them which have to do with ninjas O.o) to see when someone posted...*kicks it* Anyways, in case someone else is still interested, the program to run android application on PC ( is called BlueStacks....that's how i enjoy my daily dose of bodyguards and princes xD (and throwing in a B...in case we ever get to see more Kotaro x3 )