In the name of my spiky hair and pointy finger I will punish you! – Let’s play Phoenix Wright

I'm glad that Phoenix decided to be an attorney instead of a comedian.
And you solved your first case! <3 Time for a drink.

Ahahahaha, what. Man, this game seems really really fun.
And congrats. :D

Phoenix rises from the ashes of a legal disaster for the first time! *salute* May there be many more.

I'm underaged, so I'll just drink lots of coffee to compensate.

I got a feeling the oncoming cases won't be any less of a disaster, from what I can get understand of the messages.

Okay. I was so tempted because now I could actually solve the first case since Amaranthine did all the work and now I'm on the second case and goddamn E., I hate you so much.

LOLOLOL BEST CHARACTER TROLLS ALWAYSSS~~~ <3

«He posed as a newspaper salesman to check and see when people were out of the house!»


«When Larry went to her apartment, the victim wasn’t home. After he left, Mr. Sahwit let himself in to do his dirty work!»


«Flustered, Mr. Sahwit grabbed the nearest blunt object he could find…»

Me neither, damn. Is it going to be this exciting every time we go into the court?


«Congratulasions!»
Aha. Ha. Ha…


Yes you do. Had it not been for her Larry would meet his beloved Cindy in not too long.


In a RPG there’s a level 60 dual-wielding spellsword that constantly have to heal the level 5 soldier that fights with a stick. And then tell him he fought all by himself. He might have poked them to death, but he would be lying in a pit hadn’t it been for the spellsword. Can you guess who’s who, Feenie?








Please don’t. I’ve spent too much time saving your ass for you to die now.




You can live for another accusation. I’m sure that’s going to happen.




Shush now, Feenie.


Harry…?












Let me give you a hint, Feenie. You’re the soldier, Mia’s the spellsword.

«It’s the weapon that was used to kill my last girlfriend!»
Larry’s a serial killer. He got Mr. Sahwit framed of the crime so he could continue to kill his oncoming partners! He starts with giving his future victims a gift that’s just to die for.


Don’t fall for his deception Mia!


«...you used to kill your girlfriend!»

!!!






Don’t take it! It’s going to be used to kill you!


No!






«But who’s the fool now? Her, you and everyone else in the court!»


«If you ever touch Mia, I swear I’ll make you wish you had been found guilty in court today.»


Mia… ;n;


Huh? I’ve completely lost the thread here, haha.

I’ve read through the screenshots now, and I’m able to hang with the conversation again.






Hee hee.

Hawt, would bang.

Aw, you’re welcome.

LET’S GET DRUNK ON COFFEE















COFFEE






I told you so....










….what?


When we finish the episode, the background gets added. I assume they can get spoilery, so that’s why they’re only added afterwards?

Anyway, that’s the end of the first episode! Thank you for staying with me, reading through the posts I’ve made, I see I’ve been all over the place and that I’m trying way too hard, haha. But I think I've gotten better, at least more relaxed.

I probably won’t be able to start on the next episode this week, but I’ve been working on a better system where I won’t need so many screenshots. I’ve been able to cut some things, but there’s so much that’s important to include. Hint: You’ll be able to see all of the funny animations :D

Thank you *curtsey*

I giggled a little reading your comments these last two posts, you'll see what is going to happen in the next case... oh, the irony XD

I never played this game and I am worried as HECK for Mia now. Because she's a mentor and you KNOW HOW THIS WORKS IN FICTION.

Shhh,shh,shhh~~~

I will say I lol'd though, because that was just the best moment ever. I'm just patiently waiting for the "WHUT" that is undoubtedly coming. xD

Shoot, and I just read Phoenix Wright spoilers a few weeks back. But at least I can actually watch the cases now, seeing as people I follow are big fans and I'd love to get to know the characters and all.

I like the art of this game <3
...and the next case...yeah. I need to replay this game.

Oh? I thought that beer was legal nearly everywhere if you are at least fourteen years old. Unless you don't like beer.

I don't like fizzy drinks in general and I never touch alcohol because reasons, but in Denmark you need to be 16 before they'll even serve you. 18 to buy hard liquor or cigarettes. I had to show ID to buy some for a 3rd year high school chemistry experiment (distilling nicotin). Serious business (and Danish youth still has the world drinking record).

I checked the Italian law again, things are like in Denmark now - until this summer you could have bought cigarettes if you were at least sixteen. When I was fourteen it was legal for me to buy hard liquor, cigarettes and stuff, things are changing fast.
Where I live now it's common to have at least five teens in ethyl coma during Carnival. And I live in a small city.

Next case.
...

-chokes when she finally remembers where she's heard Phoenix called "Feenie" before- Ohgod...

So while hunting for stuff and things I found this and wanted to know if it's worth it to get since I haven't played any of the games before :x
~K

Yesssssss~ It's a really nice game! It's like a visual novel and it's mostly linear and stuff and it's surprisingly satisfying ripping testimonies apart even when you need a walkthrough to do it~ It's such an addicting feeling~ There are actually forum games dedicated to being an ace attorney you know. Those are awesome. I would start one myself somewhere if I wasn't so certain everyone would think my fictional murder methods are weird~ And that's really saying a lot considering the murder methods in Ace Attorney~ Aha~

The two qualities I was looking for, text-heavy and verbal violence logical reasoning~!
I almost decided to go down the road to be a lawyer... I was told I could probably make the opposing side cry...
Thank you~~
~K

OMG. MAKE IT HAPPEN. GOOOO. I'd join in a heartbeat, even if I get brutally murdered the first night.

I think a lot of people would hate it where I live. Here you have to be 21 before you can buy or be served alcohol, and I'm pretty sure it's 18 for cigarettes. Not that it's ever stopped underage drinking or smoking here at all.

Well, I guess it stopped me, because I'm allergic to smoke and alcohol. Not for any legal reasons.

Weird murder methods are interesting murder methods, and the basis for many a murder mystery. :D I second the vote for making it happen.

Let’s continue playing Phoenix Wright! Why have I been so slow, you don’t ask, when I promised I would continue as soon as possible? I actually got a good and a bad reason for that. I was busy the first half of the week, got sick rest of it and being sick is not a vacation, so the week after I’ve been so tired and stressed trying to get done the pile of homework I got. After that I didn’t have the motivation to continue, because homework take all the energy I have. I’ve caught up now, though, so let’s drop that and play some games! Because damn it, I deserve it.

And I’ve got a new layout, to get more things done quicker, hopefully. At least I won’t have to upload each image. I won’t update as often as I did on the first case, but I’ll try to update at least every second day. This means I’ll update every week. Or every second one. I can’t make promises, because they stress me out and then I just keep on putting it on hold until I’m sure everyone have forgotten about it. Which I’m sure you’ve done. And now I’m pulling it up from the dark abyss because I don’t know what’s best for me.


But no matter! Let’s start on episode 2!


*beep*





???(Who we now know is named Maya, but suspension!) : Mia! What’s up? You haven’t called in a while.

Mia: Sorry, I’ve been so busy. How you been?

???: I’ve been great! I’m finally getting used to having my own place.

Mia: That’s good to hear. Actually, I’m calling because I have a favor to ask.

???: I know, I know. You want me to hold evidence for you?
Isn’t that illegal...?

Dumb question…. Wouldn’t that make the evidence worthless because of “manipulation of evidence” or whatever…?

Mia: There’s a lot of buzz about the upcoming trial…. I just don’t feel safe keeping the evidence here.
So because it’s dangerous for me you can have it. You might be in danger, but at least I’m safe and cozy.

???: I gotcha. So, what is it this time?

Mia: It’s… a clock. It’s made to look like that statue, “The thinker.” And it tells you the time!
Ah, that clock.
...
Oh. Oh no.

Mia: I thought you might like it. You always liked toys.

???: Hey! I'm not a little girl anymore, Sis!
So it's your own sister you're probably putting in danger here, Mia? What did she do? Forget your birthday?

The clock isn't working though.

???: Huh? It’s not working? That’s lame!

Mia: I had to take the clockwork out. Sorry. I put some papers inside it instead.

???: Papers? Is that the evidence, then?
I could tell you, but then I have to kill you.

Mia: Can you come by the office tonight, say 9:00, to pick it up?

???: Okay, Sis, but I expect dinner! Something good! Like… burgers! I could really go for a good burger. See you soon!

Mia: Yep. I’ll be waiting, Maya.
*beep*


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Yay, it's back!

... that clock is as bad luck as Mia is a bad sister.

I have read spoilers of this, if this is what I have in fact read in those spoilers.

oh, yeah second case, and: tadah! enjoy the new prosecutor's fancy outfit. First playthrough I couldn't help about thinking that the guy was cosplaying as Austin Powers

Yes, you can't unsee this now!

I can't believe this is not on purpose, to much of a coincidence. Yeah baby! That tribunal needs mojo!

Edgeworth would not approve of this comparison. Groovy. Not shagadelic but certainly groovy.

If you make it into that type of game I'm totally going after gumshoe and edgy-poo

Hee, comparing Mia to a wizard.

Of course, now I want to replay this game. Again. u_u It's surprising how fun it can be to replay, considering how linear it is.

And a dating sim version? Not sure how that would work, but I'm intrigued by the thought. Who wouldn't want to date Larry??? :P (Besides women who likes to stay alive, of course.)

Only if we can't date the pulpit.

I am glad this is back! i know a lot of people don't like Maya but I just love her so much.
...In a non creepy way.

Nonsense! This is Brokenforum! We are definitely creepy in every way.

Hey, I love Maya too! I normally don't like the teen-girl-sidekick-type much, and I was dubious about Maya to start with, but she won me over by being TOTALLY THE BEST. So cute and so ridic and just as competent as Phoenix, which is to say "not really very competent at all but we'll pull through in the end if we run around flailing enough!"

Edited to add a link to my Maya amigurumi- I was going to make a Phoenix to go with her, but. Yarn. His hair. How.

Maya is pretty fun. I didn't know people disliked her (at least not in great numbers).

I think Fran is my favorite lady in these game though, but shhh, spoilers. :x