In which computers choose our mate from acrossed the multiverse; Let's Play Other Age!

You have.. unique nipples?

Wit, what the hell are we tlaking about? There's a topic here, I swear. Zoui's route is almost up, epilogue should be done tomorrow, then next route. Can anyone guess who's next?

No, I don't have unique nipples.
But yeah, after I tried REALLY HARD I could see the similarity. I think this ice cream is an unique nipple ice cream, though.

NEXT IS MR. NOBODY?

I'm with Sofalisa here, the ice cream doesn't look like nipples. It just looks delicious.

You know what else looks delicious ? Nipples.

But not strawberrily delicious.

That depends on what you're using as-

What? No, nevermind.

So today I got Double Romance for funsies. It was awesome. All I have to say is, 'Have you ever see a cream puff skipping?'

Now I have.

Anyway, Zoui.


FILLED WITH MY LOVE.


How're you gonna thank me properly, eh cutie? *winkwink, nudgenudge*


DAD. Do you not see the sock hanging on the cafeteria doorhandle?! Do not disturb!


Sounds kick ass.


Fair question.


For those of you using 'Murican measurements, that's like 88lbs. SHE'S A DAMN SKELETON.


I already am. It's cool.


NO! THAT IS MINE! YOU CANNOT TAKE IT AND SEND IT AWAY!


I SAID NO. HE'S STAYING WITH ME! I'll feed him and walk him adn give him a bath... Ooh, looking forward to that, actually.


NO ZOUI COME BACK HONEY! You're so cute. Dammit. ;_;

And now I'm off to play Ib to recover from Zoui loss. I got Ib today too. <3

Damn, he/she's 9 kg lighter than me.
/feeling fat

God you're tiny. Wanna feel thin? Do the conversion from American measure for 165lbs to KG. That's my weight. AFTER I LOST 20LBS.

/feeling fat and sassy

Fatness and thiness are relative, lovelies. Let's not have a "fat talk" here ^^

Yeah, I don't see why people care about weight so much. (This coming from someone who has no clue about what his own height & weight are.)

If you can get up from bed in the morning and you aren't blown away by the wind. I think you're fine.

I'm actually not that thin. I have an average/starting to get chubby body. I just weight little.
I try to keep myself in average, but I would never take drastic measures as stop eating or doing stupid and nonsense magazine diets or liposuction (at least that's how I think it's called in English).

Thanks Sugar-Junkie. I'm fat and OK with it and I'd rather avoid everything in society that tries to make me not OK with it =/

Also Zoui, you're cute. Why does this game never let us keep them???

Zoui was the first guy I got the ending of. We both like food. It's a match made in heaven~

No, no, don't misunderstand me. I just have always worried when the tiny ones do that, 'OMG lyke, I weigh 2 pounds! I'm lyke, so fat! I need to eat nothing but lettuce! Ehhehehe!' I always stick my thich next to 'em sumo wrestler style and go d 'YER FINE.' xD

They usually, shut up and act normal after that.

I don't have such a big problem with my body image. The only reason I worry about my weight is for health purposes. Just after losing 20lbs thanks to work, I feel better and I'm lighter on my feet.

Clearly, I'm going about something the wrong way. Next time, I'll have to lay a snare trap with some pudding in the middle or something...

Anyway, we were talking about Zoui right?



Hey look, they included Lenz in this one. Yet Zoui doesn't appear in Lenz's. Weird favoritism...


IF HE'S SO HAPPY WITH ME, WHY'D HE LEAVE ME? ;_;


And no one was worried. Then again, I don't think it's too strange when Zoui meanders off. He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.


This is why I maintain Lenz is secretly nuts. Every once in a while he just tears somethign from outta left field.


Zoui's mind immidiately goes back to food. Stomach flu is a death sentence for him.


..You still don't sound worried. Poor Zoui. Come home and let me feed love you.


Nah, that was 2 days ago.


If you don't know the red herrings in this route, it feels a LOT harder than 3 stars...

Happy Holidays folks! I love you!

I love you too, bbz.

Happy Holidays for you too ^^

And a Happy Holidays to you too! :)

Merry Christmas those who celebrate! My present to all of you is a new boy toy.


Well, not TOTALLY new I guess. He's no stranger. He IS however asleep with a chimera on his head.


Guess again.


I'm the Princess, I'll ask the questions around here! Liek this one:

- Who're YOU bro?


You know wha's scariest of all? He's not kidding.


Oh, you put me in a tight spot. If I say anything less than complementary you'll tantrum and leave.

- Let's just say you're pretty cool lookin'.


You're lucky you're cute. I usually defend the shota characters, but this really does feel squicky... You're not 8 right?

By the way, are you noticing Goani's reaction's on Orem's shoulder in each frame?

"Don't flatter him, you don't have to live with these people. I mean, kui."


Poke your tummy where your shirt is open?

- Well, how about you and I go do something? Alone? Together? Romantically?


Oh date, right sure. That's what I was talking about. ..Wait what do you mean WHY? Count your blessings!


Whatever gets you into bed to go along with this faster, bro...


Not only does Goani know you're wrong, you're kinda starting to hurt my feelings.


I'm gonna go eat my feelings over this condescending shota...

Everyone enjoy your holidays and be safe! I still love you!

Oh man, I think I like Goani better than this Orem guy. Dude's adorable.

Goani's amazing. You get to fangirl over him a little in this route, and when I play Imaginary Realm, you can understand what he's saying. xD

His "I'm the King of Demon!!!" face was just adorable.

HNG

...I am glad you pointed this out, because Orem is at least twice as adorable now.

I just lost my whole update because my computer fucking freaked out.

Excuse me while I go punch something until it's unrecognizable.

Oh man, that... my condolences. I'd be flipping stuff and punching walls all over the place if I were you.

I can do better.

(That's Orem in a Goani mascot suit.) Are you excited to play Imaginary Realm yet, or do I have to break out the pics of Orem in a sexy nun outfit?

Er, anyway, what were talking about? Right, eating my heartbreak getting to know Orem better over lunch.

I should point out that these screenshots are pieced together from many playthroughs. Orem gets bored and throws a tantrum like a 2 year old that needs his nap very easily. But to have more content, I pieced some conversations together. I reccomend playing his route yourself and seeing some fo the things he says. It mostly becomes fridge horror once you play Imaginary Realm and figure out what he's talking about.


Can I wear your hat?



- BECAUSE, SHUT UP.


You thought I was gonna flatter you again didn't you? I can only take so much before the bile builds up.



- Well, we're in a cafeteria, what do you like to eat?


CORRECT ANSWER IS CORRECT. Ohgod.

- Ok, forget food. Just tell em about you.


.....Wait what? You're a prince-waiter? This really is an otome...

- Say again why you're a Demon King/Waiter?


Goani's expression tells me you did something stupid.


That's... The first time I've ever heard Orem say anything like that.

Let me soak in him not being self-obsessed, stupid, or half-asleep for a moment while I contemplate how to describe myself...

Just assume that's what I'm doing ALL THE TIME when not typing. Because it is. I am a berserker. xD

I played Imaginary Realm already. So I get all he's talking about here.

i am afraid

Oh good, then you'll understand every time I go HYSTERICAL too.

You should be. And here's why:

Orem asked us to describe ourself last time. Naturally, my response was -

- I LIKE STALKING HOT BOYS. C'MERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU.


Goani is not amused.

- Oh, don't make a run for it. I just wanted to see the look on your face, I'm teasing.


Goani STILL not amused.

- Hey, I'm sorry alright!? Sorry you're such a sissy...


This 'having a conversation,' and 'getting to know a potential partner' thing is tough.

- Alright, food's a scary topic. How about drinks?



I've been on this forum too long. A little part of me went GOANI ROUTE! ROMANCE ALL GOANI!

At least they look really happy and sweet for once, both of them. That's a great shot.

- Have I mentioned how freaking adorable the conscience on your shoulder is?


Notice the mood parameter. Talking about Goani and cute happy things is a correct path. I like that about Orem.

Goani clearly does not.

AWWWN, OREM'S SO IDIOT THAT HE'S KINDA CUTE!

Sorry, but I like cute idiot guys.
But not tough brainless guys, like Randy.

That's actually what I love aout Zoui. His brain is sor far in his stomach peopel disregard him most of the time as an idiot. But his actual personality severely grew on me more than Orem. I love the tar outta Orem, but he's so sef-centered you want to club him pretty often.

He's modest compared to his brothers though. @_@ That family is fucked up.

HAHAH, I hope you change your mind about strong and brainless when I do the second to last route. Hands-down his bad end is my favorite. I liked him in Genetic Glow as well. You get to whup his ass and his sister publicaly humiliates him, so it's all good. xD

Even better when you realize everyone once in a while he's NOT brainless, he just underutilizes his intelligence. xD You have to wake the hamster up once in a while.

Ha! I was already thinking that since yesterday! ... I shouldn't be proud of that...

So Orem's in a good mood.


Sounds good. ...Will you feed it to me all romantic-like?


This cafeteria has the faciest fucking menus. And a Mirage fish silouette.


I WANT TO TASTE THE FAIRIES!


Fun Fact; it cures poison too.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH. Why?! Why would you do that to Dude-shaped chocolate?!


I WANT THEM SO MUCH.

Anyway, fuck that,

This is something Orem said he liked, specifically.


Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy...! Wait, we didn't speak to each other or interact at all for 30 minutes? That doesn't bode well for a date,,,,

Since I wear the pants* in this relationship, I ordered for both myself and my date. Let's see how that went.

* They're under the dress, you just can't see them. I'm never without pants. NEVER. Sometimes they're not even MY pants. But they're always pants.

...Wat. I lost the screenshot of the meal? Bah, direct upload?


Thar she blows. Got a Dornick Special and everything, somehow. Wicked.


Everyone in your family has a way with food, you liar. Well, except maybe eldest brother, I know next to nothing about him.

Except he's creepy. : (

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is, you're cute when you make that face. Let me love you.


Great. Then don't leave me. We can do it again tomorrow. We'll cuddle Goani.


GO AWAY DAD.


IF. ONLY.


YOU ADMIT IT! YOU'RE KEEPING ME A HOPELESS SPINSTER! ;_; I HATE MY LIFE!


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! DON'T!


LEAVE HIM HERE INSTEAD!


FML.

Goani's buttsnake is adorable. Look at it's puppydog eyes.

Wow... Orem's route was an actual date. That's kind of surprising. No pseudo-murders, no sprained ankles, no slot machines, and you barely stuffed any food down his throat. Five out of five stars, but mainly because of Goani.

Iknorite? Delightfully mundane. And the routes get even weirder. Kind of adouble date with GOANI! :D ...Maybe not.

I can't read the first word in your last sentence. My computer decided it was squares.

Have I mentioned I love your avatars/username? It's funny because I know EXACTLY what the references are, in explicit detail. xD

A little mundane, but considering it seems to be the only actual date ingame, kinda nice :D

WHOOPS. Those are supposed to be stars. Five of them, precisely.

D'awh, thank you! I was just gonna keep it as Karen's picture, given the username, but I just couldn't really help myself. And I love the fact that there are so many people on this board that remember HM64 <3