In which computers choose our mate from acrossed the multiverse; Let's Play Other Age!

If you look at his arrival picture, it's on his arm and hips too. It doesn't show up on his character sprite in those places for some reason.

I thought it looked like cherries. Goani might gnaw on him. Goani loves him some berries.

With luck, maybe a wild animal will come out of somewhere and eat him before he murders us.
Or Goani. Or Chocowatt. Anything?
I'll pay whoever eats him in delicious pirates.

Still no imgur. This update does contain Dance Dance Revolution though.


You know. Keyboard DDR. A-

Wait, 'OR ELSE?' Or else WHAT!? D: Creepy subtext is TEXT! HELP ME.


FAILING. AW FUCK I'M GONAN DIE-

Wait, what's goin' on back here?

DON'T SAVE ME OR ANYTHING, GUYS.


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CLUMSY OTOME CURSE!


...At least you have to love Dad's blind parental confidence in me.

Oh god, I love Nitarou and Mirage XXII so much

Mirage has some particularly winning lines in this route. Gawd I love them too.

Mirage XXII may not be the best father, but he'd make a hilarious uncle.
In the "nobody visits Uncle Mirage because he once blew up the house with a toaster" kind of way.

Ohgodohgodohgod. I failed at dancing. No surprise. WhatdoIdonow?!


Oops, this is Nitarou's reply to Mirage in the last update. Slipped on me.

NOW WHAT!?

Best dad is neoptism dad. MAYBE HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE ME FROM 'OR ELSE!?'


Ividine's crushed foot seems to tell a different story.


THAT'S OK DAD, I'M GOOD. Don't make that face at me.

DAMAGE. ALREADY. DONE. 16 years of it!


...? No punishment on me for failing? No, 'Or Else?' Oh. Well then.

Yeah, Ividine was kinda creepy anyway. Maybe it's for the best this time... Bye, have a safe trip!

Alright, time to say bye to Ividine! Nice meeting you and all, have a safe trip home. No big deal, we've got other boys to roma-

!!!

Y-You what!? No one's ever said that before!


What.


..Money? We don't do business. What is he even talking abou-


Thank you for being the voice of reason!


RED. FLAG. What kind of business even-?!


SOMEBODY TAZE MY FATHER!


You're just made somebody ELSE c-blocked me for once!


FML! I HATE YOU DAD!


DO SOMETHING!


I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT JUST HAPPENED.

What the fuck is going on?

MAGIC

OK, WRONG. BAD END. DO NOT WANT. Gawd. My dad is gonna kill us all. REWIND, BACK UP.

I have practiced dancing my royal little ass off. I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED BY THE BEAT THIS TIME!


And I danced up a storm with Ividine! ...A-Actually, he's looking at me all affectionately this time, and uhm...


What?! What'd I do-? Oh. Contest right. I wasn't zoning out on Ividine's eyes. NO I WASN'T!


.....Look at both Protag-hime and Dad's expressions. Table's turned on Ividine? Because this doesn't lok in his favor...

That CG is so purdy (* -*)

Honestly, I kinda prefer the c*ckblock ending =P

Oh, don't worry. This route's not over. As long as Mirage and Nitarou are around, Protag-Hime will die a sad and frustrated virgin.

Well, it's decidedly going better than last time...


Yeah, it was like 100,000,000 wasn't it? Do we even have that kind of money? Shit. Who's idea was that? When even Mirage can tell it's a bad idea...


Er. OK.


Why do I still have my rapey face on? The fuck is happening?


What? I-I have mixed feelings this time... Can I buy more time with all this money?


Oh come on Nitarou, he's not being sinister right now!


FUCK YOU TOO, NITAROU.

The rapey face is because money.

Now she can buy all the cute boy(s) (routes) that she wants!

Supposedly, she already had buckets of money from her trip with Yumbrad to the casino.

The more alarming accusation you've made is that her life is GREE or something. D:

Supposedly, she already had buckets of money from her trip with Yumbrad to the casino.

The more alarming accusation you've made is that her life is GREE or something. D:

Well. So. Where is 'back where you came from' for Ividine, anyway?

Oh. Fantastic. Not sinister at all.



"Interesting," huh? Not as flattering as Orem and Lenz's reactions.


Why do they all say that? Like, I get if they had a reason like, 'No one will believe me!' But no, they just turn into gossipy school girls and go, 'Oh I'm not telling! Teehee, OMG!' Bah.


..What.

On a side, note, just realized, this is the second CG in one route. Neody got shafted.


He even freaks out his own.. Friends? Staff? Faceless voices?

And sort of a third as the screen pans up to a beautiful shooting star.


Screenshotting does not truley express how difficult that minigame really is. Shit. Seriously, try it.

i hate hate hate hate hate that minigame and can fully attest to its difficulty

I think Ividine and the princess would make beautiful babehs together. Also, that ominous "Perhaps I am" when asked if he's up to something. Almost like he's planning to return (with another impossible minigame).

IvidinePrincess canon pairing.

Funny you should mention that. I have half-baked theories of my own that are patentedly proven false by the fact that the game maker herself came here and said so. I'll theorize dumbly anyway!

And this is why Protag-Hime needs to just romance Nitarou

but doesn't she marry King Dude
he's on the ending screen

"No one will romance you because it woudl interupt their world's continuity?! Don't worry Princess, DADDY WILL MARRY YOU!"

Inbreeding, the reason this family gets dumberer every generation.

How can a game that's so adorable be so depressing??

BECAUSE it's so adorable.

She's the only daughter of Mirage, her life was a tragedy from the moment she drew breath.

It's not MEANT to be, trust me. I just have a knack to find the pessimistic horrible potential in most things. My boss once screamed at work in response to something I said, "My GOD, you can find the bad in ANYTHING!" while laughing hysterically like someone about to start weeping and tearing their hair out.

Also, there's that. xD

Just like me! And basically everyone else on the internet!

See the example of my boss above, I can depress you face to face, lol. Debbie-Downer-ism runs in my mom's side of the family, I'm actually not as bad. My mom and grandmother can work any happy story into dead babies animals in one sentence and just ruin anything for you.

Most of my mom's stories go like that :
"I saw that movie yesterday, and there was this scene where the poor blind orphan boy finds a puppy and they play together but the dog DIES ! And then the poor orphan boy hold onto its corpse until some dude rip it from his arms and makes a coat out of it ! It was HILARIOUS !"
And she's actually laughing at that scene.

That's pretty fucked up right there. My family's goes differently.

You'll be laughing at something on tv and enjoying a show or whatever, and then my mom'll go, "Did you know that actor's infant son was brutally murdered by nazis!? It was really sad." "Thanks mom, I WAS enjoying that show, now all I can think of is that poor man who's being mocked on screen like nothing's wrong while suffering inside."

True story when I went to visit my grandmother when I was 10 years old in Ohio. Talking about how she lives by the forrest and tons of animals walk around there. Deer, raccoons... Oh god raccoons. Then it begins.

"We had a whole family of raccoons that used to come out at night and look for food around the houses! There was a mom and like 6 little babies. One night a truck came down and ran over all the babies. We don't have a cleaning service, it's the homeowners' responsibility to pick up the carcasses when something dies in the street in front of your property, so I had to pay the neighbor boys to shovel them up and bury them."

I'm still a little traumatized from that one, and all the implications*.

(*She sent a bunch of kids a little older than me out to scrape slaughtered baby animals off the street! ;_;)

...once my stepfather picked up a dead squirrell and put it's tail on a keyring?
Okay that's definitely not that bad compared to stuff uppity.

My Mam does have the ability to turn any meal into that sort of thing though.
"You see that sausage you're eating? It contains PIGS EYEBALLS! EEYYYEEEBAALLLSSSSSS"
And I'll just be sat there like "I know. *keeps eating* *DON'T REALLY CARE*"

My parents told me that McDonald's ice cream has pig ears in them.

Aaaanyway, don't hate me guys, but I don't have an update prepared for tonight. I'm too damn tired to screenshot and we've finished Ividine's. I'm off work tomorrow night though, so I plan on doing the next route. Personally, I really like the next route. It's fairly short but it's possibly the funniest. I'm looking forward to it. xD

It's okay, take care and rest !

My parents used to tell me McDonald's hamburgers are made of earthworms.

EDIT - I never gave a fuck to that.

Late update is late. So late for an important date. So, fresh of the screenshoting presses, our new mancandy.


This one looks suffieciently baffled about wtf is happening to boot. I'm already more settled than I was with Ividine. His stubble is BAFFLING in this picture though. I couldn't figure out what was going on with his facial hair until I played through Genetic Glow. Strangely, some of the shots of him are a little clearer.


He's still a little groggy from the Wtfmobile that is LuvLuv Nitarou Delux.


Catches on faster than Orem, though.

-Well, hellooo there. You look like you could take care of a damsel in distress, if you know what I mean. And lord knows all these suspicious men being beamed in and out of my life has left me distressed. Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...


And he's suffieciently creeped out my the Mirage bloodline! Success! I thnk we've finally found a stable one, what could possibly go wrong?!

-How about you and me go do something? Together?


Huh. It's been a long timesince I've taken this conversation route. This is not his usual, goofy, overconfident self. At least he didn't get insecure and shoot me down. Sensing a little author bias against guys who DON'T look like girls in this route. Poor baby.


There's a smile! Keep being adorable Cihu, it sends my girlish heart aflutter.


Cihu likes to party gangnam Vegas style, so we'll go get wild in the casino.

Since I took a less direct conversation path, plus to make up for my late update with extra content, here's a thing.