In which computers choose our mate from acrossed the multiverse; Let's Play Other Age!

Nah. Secretly, that's the basic solution to all mazes. The directions you move represent putting things in and taking them out again, and activating the devices is first shaking, then turning yourself about.

This is, of course, the Hokey Pokey. Or, as it is known in the circles of the wise, the Illuminati's coded directions on escaping from the Labyrinth's they've built all over the world.

I don't want to go to work in the morning. : ( I'm a night shifter. And work sucks right now. Baaaaaah. Let's go to Zeiva Kingdom and check on Princess and Kuudere instead.


Well, here's the plan. We're lost in a hallucinagenic woods. Our mission? GTFO.


Well, we have our first move... What's over here?


Awright, southeast it is... Not so bad so far...


Oh, NOW the dark fumes are kicking in...


Ok, looks like I'm not going east anymo- Fapel? Is that Fapel? Fapel are you really here...?

Goddammit that sheep is so cute

I'm a raging pathetic wimp with anxiety problems. Don't worry, everything's fine, I just flip out now and again. Thanks for worrying about me! <3

So anyway, let's try talking to what may or may not be Fapel.


It is Fapel! Yaaaaay! She's gonna help us. She tells us something obvious first about being able to move in the cardinal directions.


Ohhhh god puzzles. I can't find ChocoWatt. WHERE IS CHOCOWATT? AAAAAA-


I DON'T *DO* RIDDLES. I have an ultrasmart cat for that!

Well, thanks Fapel. I'm going to wander around helpless for some hours... I'll update you when I find something...

I tried Neody's route last night. Took me anywhere from five to eight tries. I even got stuck just trying to give him the items (didn't realize I had to leave the area so whatever you gave him last would show up on the screen with him). Curse you, forest.

Neody's route is one of the ones that is legitimately tough, but you can do it if you persist without a guide. And there's lots of funny stuff to find.

Mirage herself came on teh thread and mentioned that giving the items to Neody is glitched. If it didn't take, the same thing happened to me and it's normal. Sorry! I'm glad you didn't give up.

Whoops. I even read that post, but I forgot about that bit. But, yeah, in the end, I solved it. To this day I've only managed to summon, like, three different guys. Well, three guys and an imbecile.

If you ever want it, I can write you up a chest sheet for combinations to summon specific guys.

Thank you!! :3 I found a few cheatsheets when I was researching how to defeat Mr. Nobody, but I like using random combinations and leaving the up to the machine. But I really appreciate it

You can love me whenever, I'm down with it. I love the crap outta you guys.

No, a CHEST sheet, where I autograph your boobs with answers. My typos are real winners today. xD

Anyway, if you ever want to get a certain dude, for science or whatever, let me know. The chances you'll accidentally find an Ividine or Mystery Man combo are slim. Not impossible, but slim.

Oh! Okay then~ :D Hey, wait, where are you going?

Seriously, though, sankyuu <3

All right then, good to know everything is ok =D

And holy shit, I miss ChocoWatt! Where is our ultrasmart feline??

Solving mysteries on Baker Street with Vanilla Holmes. :D

How dare Vanilla Holmes steal away my favorite character.

Ok, so, I had a really long night at work, and I come home and the compy's more borked than usual. I'm too tired to fight with it. Going to delay tonight's update as I don't have the time or energy to fight with it. Assuming it's not completely fucked again tomorrow when I get off, or I at least have the energy to fight with it, updates will resume. I expect another busy night at work, so it's possible updates will delayed until Tuesday, or Wedsday when I finaly have a day off to kick this bucket of bolts around. Forgive me guys, I don't miss too many updates.

Alright, that took a day longer than expected to wander helplessly through this foest with Captain Silent as my sidkick and no informative cat to help me. I'm finally finding clues again though!


Oh thank god. I don't wanna die out here With silent indifferent guy.


Is that why we're high? Somebody's rollin' doobs with a bunch of zag papers? ...I don't feel so good about knowing that sentence.

YEESSSSSSSSSS please don't be another hallucination!





OH GOD, THIS IS IT. We're DEAD.

I love this face.

Almost looks like a Teddiursa face, doesn't it?

Protag-hime sez: Sucking my fingers is more fascinating than sitting in silence with you, Kuudere-kun.

After all, each set of paws has a unique flavor.

....How the fuck did they get that knowledge to add to the Pokedex? Did some stoned out 'Professor' lick a bunch of Teddiursa and take notes? Because I think bear-licking might/should be covered under some kind of beastiality laws.

Wait, what were we talking about? I've been playing a lot of Pokemon lately, I'm a little distracted.

Oh god. I didn't notice the face on the little sun. Now I can't look away.

EvErYtHiNg Is GoInG tO pLaN
...
It's hard to type menacing. Now I just look like a clown.

:o)
By the way, does anyone else want to tug on the dude's string thingies to get them uneven and see if he rages and tries to get them at even lengths again? No? Okay.

Hey, I've already died with you once. Can I sit this doom out?

Argh, I hate maze puzzles so much. Quiet Traveler better love Princess Protag after she went though that.

Yes.

...Wait, no, I changed my mind. All must parish.

This route is sort of blurring into one colorless smear. Kuudere guy seems pretty boring.

WE MUST ALL BECOME CHURCHES---

Hm, for the mysterious guy, he's pretty... yawn.
I expected more... secret awesome, or something, I don't know. GIVE BACK CIHU---

Even the sun is a Dude.

Judging from how this guy reacts if you pick some of the other conversation options after summoning, he'd just walk away and ignore you. He doesn't really rage or do anything at all. He's completely indifferent.

Oh you have no idea. This one doesn't even subscribe to logic. You warp in circles. And really, what do you think the odds are mister indifferent's going to get that excited over poor Protag-hime?

Dammit Eboby, what did Protag-hime ever do to you!? Nah, wait, I just remembered what her life is like. You might be doing her a favor.

He does have one Cool Thing on his route you haven't seen yet. Doesn't completely make up for the snoozefest on his route, but, well, you'll see.

I CANNOT BELIEVE. I WENT OUT IN THE WILDERNESS. TO DIE A BIZZARE DEATH. WITH THIS INDIFFERENT GUY. What did I do to deserve a life like this!? What even was the point of my-

Hey wait. The darkness is clearing. I can see something! Maybe I'm ok after all!

Aw, they're pretty. They're animated, moving all around the screen.


Yeah, maybe hanging out with a really sedate huy isn't ALL bad either... Sorry for being douchy to you, Mystery Dude.


The fireflies are even here with my fucking stalkers. That's how close they are.


Meh. I'm alright at the moment... Figures you'd want to wreck my fun, Nitarou.

Mirage in the Bushes is both the name of my folk rock band as well as my worst nightmares.

Might also make a good porn name as long as the main character was called Mirage. xD

So there's a robot named Mirage...

You know what I'm not going there. 'scuse me.

Gay zombie robot pornstars dancing to Thriller. Wait, wrong thread. ILU Videet.

So, Nitarou saw me having too much fun with Mr. Kuudere and demanded we leave fireflies.


Yeah, thanks Dad...


Inappropriate. Aren't there laws against trying to spy on your daughter getting it on with a stranger? ...Ok, there's a lot wrong with this conversation. But I'm glad you're on my side, I guess?


Fair enough.


Of COURSE you will. Not that anyone seems to care, he hasn't spoken to me since the fireflies.


Oh, this means... I should start screenshoting the next route since the epilogue to this is next. Which means....

Oh dear.

If I can find a reason, I will always bring up gay robots. Zombieism, dancing, and pornstar status are just bonuses.

I can just imagine Nitarou eventually being murdered by an incredibly frustrated Protag-hime.

I just thought of the perfect revenge: shipping Nitarou with King Mirage. And then the princess runs away with Chiu.

I'm not joking when I say that I'd pay a comission for someone to draw my interpretation of the Final Confrontation between Princess and Nitarou. I mean, you know how it's gonna end, but that moment before it goes down, in silence, unblinking eye contact when they decide 'This is the end.'

That's almsot cannon anyway. Nitarou's tsundere and Mirage is a Cloudcukoolander, but the subtext is there.

By the way, after 2-3 more updates, I'm going to need your help! Make sur eyou knwo where those screenshots you took fo rme are, you awesome Fairy you.

So anyway, what happened to Mystery Guy? No one's that interested, but he DOES have an epilogue.

Whoops, this picture should have been in the last update. That's ok though, because it's the only image you'll actually see in this update.


That's not unsettling or anything.


He's just so chatty.


NEODY!? WHAT.

The rest is text on black screens, so to save on uploads, I'll write it out.

Mystery Man: ..............................Yeah.
Neody: That is good. Perhaps itis not for someone like me to say this but.......
Neody: There are times when you have to let go of the past and move on...... No matter how hard it is.......
Mystery Man: ..............................Perhaps you are right.


And then Zeiva discontinued the Genetic Glow series, this was never explained, and they all drowned in elipses! Trollolololo!!!!

To those who haven't already seen it, I decided in lieu of this LP coming close to it's finale to throw up my unreliably updated LP side project after talking about it for over a month. It's not an otome, but it's... It's interesting.

No worries. I've got 'em stashed away where anyone could find them, but the pictures are in a private album so no one can see them (I think?). When the time comes, I'll send you the super secret mystery password. One thing, though: there are some think black boarders around the shots I took. Want me to try and make 'em a little less noticeable?

Actually, once I give you the signal I was planning to hand the reigns over to you! Finding out what happens is an adventure for me too!

As for the pics, however you think looks best. If it's trouble, post 'em as is. I'm not too concerned.

I'm flattered :3 And a little nervous (not sure if my commentary will be EPIC enough, but I'll try).

Lol, have you read this thread so far? I ain't so brilliant with the commentary. DOn't put unnecesary pressure on yourself, this route writes itself. Besides I have Words about this route. I'll be raving in between your posts with my loud opinions, lol.

It'll be fun, and I love you forever for the help.