In which computers choose our mate from acrossed the multiverse; Let's Play Other Age!

That worked!

He's perfect.

You can't have him, he's mine D:<

Try going through and picking only the third option. Pretty sure it worked for me.

EDIT: Ninja'd!

Ah, that's the guy. Mr Nobody. He's fabulous.

Clearly I waited too long to update since everyone's gone and riddled the thread with spoilers while I was at work. : ( So I guess I'll get started tonight. Anybody who wants to vote and hasn't yet, this is your last call.

Fuck, like I know. I haven't even begun to tally, I'm doing that when I get out of the shower tonight.

WHAT? I don't remember THAT. o_o; (It's been a while, though)

Wait, what? That.. That wasn't an Improbable Island reference, was it? 'Cause if it was, we might know each other already. And that... I have mixed feelings about. D:>

Now that's some impressive luck...

Teddybear of Death, you have failed to answer your summons to the Drinking Game thread. The punishment is death!

Or cake. Take your pick.

Which in my case, and I assume JohnStargazer's, is a reference to this. And possibly all the Cake vs. Pie action around here lately.

CAKE SHALL ALWAYS WIN.
because it's better than sex.

I thought it was a reference to that Frog guy? ;;

I'm sorry, my reference detector is failing me. What now?

That one guy
I believe this is him
http://thefrogman.me/

Well, that is also possible. There are many possibilities!

I shall take a moment from my busy schedule of totally not going to bed at a decent hour to confirm that it was, in fact, an Eddie Izzard ref.

Oh, Eddie Izzard, even better.

I just go thoem from work, I haven't even looked at my alerts yet. About drinking games though, I don't drink, so you'll be disappointed.

It's virtual drinking (which is why it's not illegal for me to participate) :D

You're young.

Anywya, I need to tally things here. I just did the game. Not a lot of likes, since I don't do anything.
(Yet, some of the things I did like, I'm surprised. I feel the need to defend myself almost. xD)

Just a little. It's legal for me to drink in tons of other countries, the US is just uptight.

And huzzah for updates and tallying, since we're supposed to be curbing derails now.

Geez, that was a mess. Ok, so, some votes were won by ONE vote, and other were a 16 vote landslide, lol.

In the end, we are a wild bookworm who likes homemade dinner, the nightlife, and dark colors. Our redeeming trait is our personality, and we like clever, handsome boys from faraway using magic.

I jam this into the mahcine, and...

It dances. Well. This was a waste of ti-

!!!!

HEY. ALL YOU GUS WHO SAID I'D ONLY GET MR.NOBODY? SUCK ON THIS!

THIS IS THE TRUE POWER OF AN LP FORUM CENSUS!!!!!!

Is that a weird monocle?! BOOK BOY. Yay for LP forum!

That little ram (?) at the top right corner is weirdly distracting. I keep staring at it.

Skibblu, it won't let me reply directly, so I'm tagging you. I thought it was some kind of monocle originally too, but it's just strange character design. I think it's explained in one of the games as something more like a birthmark or tattoo. I don't knwo if the ears tipped you off, but, bro's not human at all. I think the moon is supposed to make him seem more magical or whatever.

LOL, the rams are cute, aren't they? They're my menu interface. When you mouseover them, they tell you what they do as buttons. Quit, skip a scene, etc.

Unrelated, but I messed something up when I uploaded the pics of his route, or labelled it wrong or something. So, later in updates, I am gonna be fucking messed up and confused.

But for right now...

The lessen is hot princess-dating action, bby. C'mere you beautiful piece of not-Mr.Nobody...

Seriously, anybody else could have come up and I think it'd be happy, but Dornick? Too perfect.

OH WAIT. This means... Really hard date quest! ;_;

That's ok though, I think a TON of you will be happy to see how to finally solve this and get Dornick's end. xD

So anyway,

Orem's back home having an UNDERPANTS DANCE PARTY because class is cancelled on account of teacher being sucked through time and space to play the Dating Game!


OK, ok, I know some of you guys probably want to get weird fast, but let's try to actually not scare off something that's not Mr.Nobody. Play it smoooooth.

-I am Protag-hime of Zeiva! <3 <3


That's some grammer you got there, Sensei. Gonna chalk it up to you being foreign, and thank my stars you speak English at all.


THESE ARE YOUR ANSWERS OFF THE TOP OF YOUR HEAD, PRINCESS? Geez, no wonder our advisor had to build a machine to get a date...

- May I date you since you're here anyway..?


B-But, it's my birthday! Are 16-year-olds supposed to be impulsive and slutty? And in Japan, teacher route is mandatory!


Look at my sad puppy dog eyes. Look at my chibi, for gods sake. DATE ME.


If you leave me, HE might come...






Anyway, so we latch onto Dornick for dear life, and Nitarou says 'Go somewhere for your date.'

Seems appropriate.

..Wait, is this the only library in the kingdom? Or is there only one library in your country? I'm baffled.


Eh? Party crashers? Wait, are you famous, Dornick?


Apparently not.


Moon shape, eh? Here I thought he needed some ointment for that pink eye.. At least I'm not afraid to get near his face and kiss him anymore! :D

Oh right, trouble, no kissy time.

Wait, what? In 5 minutes, while I was watching him the whole time? That's some assassination, right there!


Dead lady. You. In the park.


NO! YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM AWAY! HE'S KEEPING THE NOBODY AWAY FROM ME!


I'm the princess, can't I pardon him!? DON'T I HAVE ANY AUTHORITY!? Look at that mood parameter drop!!! ;_;


Somehow, I get the feeling Protag-hime is used to bad news...


Why am I just hearing about this now? AND YOU LET ME GO IN HERE! WHAT THE FUCK! The murderer could have still been here!


You know what they say about assuming!? It makes an ASS of U and ME. >:(

So our date's in prison, and we spent our birthday hiding from Mr.Nobody! THE END! :D

...Just kidding. But that's all you get tonight, I'm beat.

And then all he did was read
And you were like "you know this is a really nice library huh"
And he was like "..."
And you were like "monocle man?"
And he was like "..."

and you fell madly in love forever and ever after

EDIT: SO I POSTED RIGHT AFTER THE FIRST BIT OF UPDATES BUT IT SHOWS UP AFTER THE SECOND HALF AND NOW MY POST LOOKS DUMB.
Ggggeuuuugghhhh

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POINT THAT OUT!? NOW I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT TOO

MulMizu

Lol, he can read in prison! I think. :D

HYPNOGOAT IS DEAVOURING YOUR SOUL. Cutely. :3

Response 1: SO YOU CAN SUFFER WITH ME. OBVIOUSLY. <3

Response 2: it just wants to be your friendddd. :C see? it's reaching out its tiny legs for hugs. d'awww.


huggg. zombie hugggg! i don't know how this is relevant.

Or this.

When I first saw what guy you got my reaction was "nooooo NOT AGAIN AAHHHHH". True story.

Also, the Ram lets you quit the game. The more you know!

Awww yisss, my favorite guy!!!
Best husbando private demon teacher ^3^
This route is both amusing and romantic. You talk to your date more than once and get more than 3 sentences, thank you, that was fun, bye~
Actually the game is not romantic at all but rescuing your date by becoming private detective, how cool is that?! That's what I call Noir. I request the game be in black and white (and red!) from this point.

Oh hey, someone else has a DDS icon! May I ask where you found the artwork for it, it looks very cute. <3

That's actually pretty close to what I imagine a BF love interest would look like.

Needs more megane.

And yandere, if we're being honest.

WE LOST ALREADY?
Or are we going to rescue him with the power of LOOOOVE~?

And I don't care what's that in his eye, it's a monocle for me. Makes him classier.

You'd think a princess would have at least some authority over palace guards. But apparently not. *~*

That would make the game too easy.

Or that would make it my kind of game. I got this guy way back in the day during my first and only time playing this game; it took all of five minutes for me to get frustrated with his path and give up.

You.. Know this game really well, Nimu! Have you played Imaginary Realm too?
Spoilers though, you guys don't tag anything in here, and I'm sorta sad.

I cannot unsee monocle since the first time I laid eyes on him either. I think Dornick was my first get if not Mr.Nobody, and yeah, monocle. Close as we get to Megane.

OH I CAN'T WAIT TO LET'S PLAY IMAGINARY REALM 2! Dornick's yandere face will melt your panties. He's nuts and has the worst temper. Oh mai gawd.

It's probably the hardest route in the game. The only way you could solve it on your own is probably to hit the tab key on your computer during certain screens until you found something to click that wasn't there before. This case is not an intelligence thing, it's a luck thing, and it's kind of a kick to the player's groin. All they want is for you to buy their guide. : (

I heard mentionings of a more-yandere-than-after-date Dornick. I'm sold, and now must go looking for this game.

Pretty much. They kinda just wanted to rake in the money. It was also more of a luck thing on most of the other really difficult routes, as well. :/ Mystery Man is just a fricken guessing game of "WHICH WAY, OH GOD, WHICH WAAAAY?!"

Oh wow, I never noticed your Varnani icon. That's awesome! :D
I got it here.

On-topic: Welp, I feel foolish. I'm certainly not going to complain, however.

Thanks, I was finally able to find a copy of the second game so I changed my icon in celebration. :) And thanks for the link! Heh, Chiaki and Isamu and Jenna and Sera are making me giggle way too much.

All of their games and games of their affiliates can be found here. But I'm BEGGING you, if you or anyone else plays this and wants to talk about it; SPOILER TAGS. If everyoen keeps talking about the content before I get there, I will not finish my LP, there is no point. I have no problem linking everyone to a game they enjoy, but if no one's interested in my crappy let's play, we can start a thread in the new VN discussion forum for it, instead of here in the LP forum.

Anyway speaking of spoilers, I couldn't resist. How do you title a spoiler? Will someone teach me?

[spoiler=Your title goes here]Spoiler goes here[/spoiler]

I don't think your LP is crappy <3 my sincerest apologies for not spoiler-tagging things earlier. If I had known the route I was talking about was the very first route that would come up I would have, trust me.

J teaches me all the things.

I always figure if it's coming up in the game at all, it's polite to spoiler. But I'm starting to sound like an unresonable bitch by nagging, so I'll stop.

Honestly, quitting the LP and using the Kawaii River forum to talk about it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world, if it happened. Doing an LP is a huge strain on my compy sometimes, and my own patience to play, screencap, edit, upload, and post. Even as I'm sitting here doing it each time I update, I wonder if it's worth it. I'm really not as funny or interesting in presenting as the good LPs, I can't .gif for better reactions, I'm just not set up for it. But I had to try, you know?